Robin is italics

Beast Boy is bold

Raven is underlined

Robin/Beast Boy is bold italics

Starfire is bold underlined

Everyone else plain text

-------

Dear Cyborg,

Hope Titans East is doing ok, we certainly aren't.

This is Starfire and mine account of the 15th May. Robin's sixteen, I think you may remember (he was very happy with his present, apparently he needed more of his throwing things. He wouldn't show anyone the second bit and got really embarrassed. What was it?)

Unfortunately, he wanted to go clubbing. Nothing wrong with that, but somehow Beast Boy and himself had got hold of fake IDs. Which meant they spend the entire night drinking. Which also meant myself and Starfire had to deal with two drunken boys, for who it was probably their first time really drinking, on our own. You better be here for Beast Boy's birthday.

Anyway, here are our '10 stages of Robin's Birthday'

1. Ordering the drinks with weird, weird names

"Haha, go order me a 'Fat Bastard' !"

"And get me an 'Essex Hooker'!"

"Haha, we're soooo funny!"

2. Pushing drinks onto everyone else

"Come on Rae, you know you want it!"

"For the last time, its Raven, and I do NOT want it. Whatever it is, it is orange. Orange alcohol disturbs me."

"Fine…spoilsport…"

Five seconds later……..

"Rae, d'you want this drink?"

3. Giggling over anything, no matter how un-funny

"Robin, please would you -"

"TEEHEE!"

"Raven, what is it that Robin finds amusing?"

"ERGGGEE!"

"Err…"

"HEEHEEHO!"

4. Crap pick-up lines, to random people

'Hey Rae, did I ever tell you I trained with Batman?'

"Many, many times."

"Star, you're in the club, right?"

"What type of 'club' is it that you talk of?"

" The I-want-to-see-Robin-naked club"

"You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room"

"Shut up. Now."

'Gigantic polar bear."

"Excuse me?"

"Well, it broke the ice!"

5. Repeat random words

" Beast Boy, shut up. Your laugh is giving me a headache."

"Hehe, laugh, lorf, slorf, norf, gorf, goft, girft….."

"Sigh."

6. Panic when bar is closed

"OMGOMGOMG! SOMEONE HELP! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

"Dude, there's a 24-hour one next door!"

"WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? COME ON!"

7. Mimic all your friends

"Rae, guess who I am! Titans GO!"

"Robin"

"Wow, you're good! And this one, Titans-"

"Robin"

"How did you know? One more time, Ti-"

"Robin. And I'd hazard a guess that the next, oh, 10 are Robin?"

"Omigod-you're psychic!"

8. Making out with every fangirl you see

"Mmmm…….."

"God, you are sooo sexy……."

"Totally……..you're not bad yourself, Kyla…"

"Kyla? It's Lauren you idiot!"

SLAP

"Oww…what did I do?"

9. Passing out

"And then he said- zzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Raven, why has friend Beast Boy gone to sleep?"

"Who cares? He's finally shut up."

10. Waking up the next morning and being unable to get out of bed, even when faced with your evil nemesis

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

"Uhh……."

"Robin, get up, we have to go."

"Yeah, yeah ……win, ok?"

"Come on! It's Slade, we need your help!"

"Slade, huh? Ah well, beat him for me, yeah?"

What a wonderful night. We have to go now, we're emailing a video of Robin with his fangirls to Batman, and then blaming it on Beast Boy. Evilness abounds.

Raven and Starfire

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (from Star)

-------

A/N Hello! My second TT fic, so please tell me if I've made anyone OOC!

Sorry to all Star lover, but I think I murdered her way of talking…..:(

This was sort of based on a 'Drunk Scale' I made on holiday when my dad and his friend got absolutely plastered-I've never heard anyone make so many variations on the word 'laugh'!

Please R+R!

Em xXx