MATERIA FOR PRESENTS
'Yuffie's POV'
There are so many types of Materia out there that it makes my head spin! All that shiny, bluey, redy, greeny, yellowy, pinky, see throughy Materia! One day I will own all the Materia in the world and that day is coming up fast!
I have managed to collect, through various acts of villainy, almost all Magic, Command, Summon, Support and Independent Materia. I am missing only the most rare of them. I can get all the missing Materia I need from my friends on my upcoming eighteenth birthday. They said they would help to complete my collection so I told them what I was missing. They all agreed to give me the Materia I needed.
From Cid I asked for the Magic Shield Materia. Naturally he threw a fit, dropped his cigarette and almost started a fire that would have burned my house down! He is now permanently band from smoking in my house!
Reeve, AKA the Irish Cat In The Hat Cait Sith, said he would try his best to get a hold of the Command Materia Double Cut. I have a feeling he already has it but is just trying to build up some sort of suspense and surprise. But the jokes on him because he does have! ... I hope.
Barret, the right handed swiss army knife with more configurations then one of those computer thingies, promised to get me a Summon Typhoon Materia. The only problem is Barret's promises are completely worthless! Every time he promised to not get angry at me he would break it twenty seconds later! So what if I stuck a fire cracker up his Gatling gun on more them one occasion. It is hilarious when it exploded and his gun flies off his arm!
Tifa, the biggest busted babe in the land, said she would give me her Independent Luck Plus Materia. Throughout our adventures she used that to trick me into thinking she was better at stealing from monsters then me! When I found out that she lied to me I gave her a piece of my mind. To shut me up she shoved me into her bosom and suffocated me! I thrashed about with my arms and legs but her being stronger me meant that I could not break free. She eventually let me go when I was blue in the face, she then walked off smiling knowing that she won that round bur I will get my revenge. Oh yes ... I will get my revenge! (A/N Rubbing hands maniacally) NYUCK! NYUCK! NYUCK!
Red, my personal little horsey, much to his dislike but not mine ha ha! Said he would give me his Support Quadra Magic Materia. I have been eying that piece for a long time. I never got a chance to just take it. He kept it in a room, in Cosmos Canyon, with only one entrance and a guard posted at all times. That makes it impossible for me to get in the room without taking out the guard with sleeple magic, which I can't do because Red has all my Materia taken away from me when I enter Cosmos Canyon. He's such a mean horsey!
Vincent. Oh boy! Asking for Materia from him is like asking the Grim Reaper not to take your soul when your times up! But I did ask for his Independent Speed Plus Materia. I received a cold stair that sent load of microscopic chocobos running down my spine and I swallowed my heart like ten times until he just walked away. I don't even know if he will show up for my party.
The Turks. Rude, Elena and Reno. (A/N Tseng died in the game. I don't care hat anyone says. If he did not die then why does Elena try to get revenge for his DEATH in that snowy town.) I was surprised that they accepted my invitation to my birthday party. I was even more surprised when they said they would bring me the Magic Full Cure, Contain and Comet Materia.
Then theirs Cloud. That big, lovable, spiky chocobo head with an identity crisis. Despite his reluctance, he agreed to come to the party and to give me his Summon Knights Of The Round Materia. Although I wanted it that is not the reason I will be happy when he arrives at my party. In Clouds back, zip, button, zip again and small padlocked pocket is Clouds most treasured Materia. His Master Magic, Command and Summon Materia. He also keeps Aeris's Holy Materia in their. He fished it out the Forgotten City without telling anyone. I only found out because I saw him looking at it when I was leaping from window to window looking for one that was unlocked so I could steal something of value. I don't know if I should steal that one or not. I will have to leave it up to chance.
'Normal POV'
Yuffie is running around the basement of her little abode making sure everything is ready for the party. She had all the snacks ready and piled up against one of the walls. Refreshments are on the opposite side. The innards of the house are covered in streamers and balloons. It looked very childish but that's what Yuffie liked. She managed to collect hours of music, most of which she never heard off. Spending most of your time running around the world then trying to save it kept her out of the loop on most of the popular bands and songs.
It wasn't just her comrades from Avalanche and the Turks that were coming to Yuffie's party. Some of the villagers were also coming. Yuffie didn't ask them to bring any Materia, thy didn't have any. What they did have she had already stolen.
When a rapping at her front echoes down to the basement, Yuffei quickly runs up to the door. She quickly checks her hair and cloths. She wasn't wearing her battle gear but something more casual but still left her looking like the tomboy she is. Yuffie opens the door expecting to hear someone shouting happy birthday but it never came. Standing in front of her is Staniv, Yuffie's father's second in command. Staniv said she has come on behalf of Yuffie's father to make sure the party did not get out of hand. It did not surprise Yuffie that her father didn't trust her. Yuffie waved Staniv towards the basement where she went without a word.
Just as Yuffie closed the door and took one steep, someone knocked on her door. This time when she opened the door she heard what he as waiting to hear.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Shouted three individuals. Yuffie jumped at them and embraced them all.
"Reno! Elena! Rude! So glade you could make it!" Yuffie says happily letting go of them.
They all steep inside then the Turks bring out boxes, all of equal size and shape but wrapped in different paper. Rude's also had a new pair of sunglasses wrapped into the bow. Yuffie snatches the boxes and shakes them and listens for the sound of objects bouncing around inside. In Yuffie's excitement she didn't noticed the sun glasses fall to the floor and she accidentally steeps on them. Reno and Elena give off a little chuckle and drag a sniveling Rude with them as they make their way to the party room
Yuffie nearly jumps out her skin as a pair of arms snakes their way round her chest and two big soft melons start crushing her head.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUFFIE!" Comes a quad of voices. Yuffie makes a mistake by turning around and starts suffocating. Yuffie is quickly pulled out of, what most men would consider Heaven, Tifa's breasts. After taking several big breaths, Yuffie greats her guests.
"Hay Cid, Red, Barret. Glad you could make it. Not you Tifa! You nearly killed me a second time!" Yuffie say with venom in her voice. Tifa playfully hits Yuffie in the back, nearly knocking the little ninja girl off her feat. They quickly drop off their presents, on a nearby table, and make their way to the party room. Before Yuffie can examine the presents, a couple of children run in and tackle her. They all wrestle around for a bit before the children's parents show up. They all greet each other and the children and their parents go to the party room, leaving their gifts on the table.
Yuffie sits up and sees Reeves and Vincent walking towards the house. Yuffie tries to greet Vincent but he walks straight by her, but still puts a plainly wrapped box on the table before going to the party room. Reeves gives Yuffie a hug and says happy birthday, gives her his present and follows Vincent.
People kept coming and dropping off presents but for a long time Cloud doesn't show up. Yuffie was about to give up on him when he comes running up the path, panting and sweating. Yuffie could see that he must of got the time of her party messed up or something so didn't press as to why he is late. After he catches his breath, he stands up straight, walks up to Yuffie the gives her a hug. He then catches Yuffie off guard by leaning her back and kissing her on the lips passionately.
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