Once upon a time there was a boy named Draco.

He had a really stupid name, and he was a bigoted prat.

He liked to dress up like a girl.

Not many people knew that about him.

I bet you didn't.

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One day he went into Hogsmeade dressed up as a girl.

He ran into this one person he knew.

He didn't really like this one person.

This one person was Ronald Bilius Weasley.

Ronald Bilius Weasley had a stupid name too, but his first name was okay.

Ronald Bilius Weasley thought it was really weird that Draco dressed up as a girl.

He was all "OMGWTF?"

Then he left to save the world or something silly like that.

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A couple years later, Ronald Bilius Weasley was back in Hogsmeade.

Voldemort had died in an epic battle or something.

It's not the important.

Draco was back in Hogsmeade too.

He was dressed up like a girl again.

Draco was all, "Hey."

Ronald Bilius Weasley was like, "Sup."

Draco went, "Nuttin. Wanna snog?"

Ron was all, "Heck yes!"

So they snogged.

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Then Ron found out Draco was a boy.

He was all "OMGWTF?" again.

Draco was like, "What?"

Ron went, "You're a boy."

Draco said, "Yes. Yes, I am."

So Ron was all "Erm... KTHXBAI."

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Draco was sad now.

He missed Ron.

He started walking around some more to see if he could find someone else to snog.

He didn't find anyone.

But after a while, he saw a moose eat Ron.

Draco was like, "OH NO YOU DON'T!"

So he went over to the moose and smacked it.

But he was too late.

Ron was moose food.

That made him even more sad.

So he smacked the moose again.

That made the moose mad.

So the moose ate Draco.

That's a very mean moose indeed.