Overprotective Alert: on

" Sakura-chan, be careful!" Naruto said as he blocked his enemy.

Sakura just nodded.

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Scene: they were in a mission

Mission: to protect a sacred scroll.

Important: Just shut up and laugh along with the story.

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There were 3 enemies, Naruto and Kakashi was fighting the 2, while the last one was just staring deeply at Sakura, yes she was getting uncomfortable.

" What are you staring at?" she asked as her enemy just smirked at her, his name was Seiichi Fujita, he was in every bingo book.

" Nothing...just how pretty your eyes are." he said as he smirked.

"..." She was speechless, it wasn't everyday that an enemy complimented you, especially one in every bingo books.

" What the hell did you, just say?" Naruto spat at him angrily.

Seiichi just looked at him. " I said she was pretty. Got a problem with that?" he asked.

" No.but i do." a strange voice replied to Seiichi.

Suddenly a kunai hit his head and he lost his balance and fell on his face. It was no other that Uchiha Sasuke, the possessive one. Lol.

Team 7 sweat dropped. This guy was supposed to be feared. This guy was in every bingo book of all ninja. This guy was one of the best in the best. But yet he didn't dodge the kunai, he didn't even know that Sasuke was there. What a klutz. What an idiot.

But suddenly Seiichi turned into a block of wood.

" What the?" Naruto thought.

" You know, you must be respectful like me. Cause that hurt." Seiichi said as he jumped down from a tree.

" Underestimated you, eh?" Sasuke said with a smirk.

Seiichi just smirked at him.

(Chisumi: will you 2 stop that damn smirks of yours! you smirked, he smirked, she smirked, I smirked, the baby smirked, and everyone smirked! IT'S GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES!)

Sasuke activated his sharingan.

" An Uchiha, eh?" Seiichi said with another damn smirk.

(Chisumi: that's it Seiichi, you will DIE!)

Sasuke just glared at him as he charged.

Seiichi also did the same, only he threw a kunai at him, Sasuke blocked it easily. But he didn't notice that the kunai turned around.

" Sasuke-kun, watch out!" Sakura said.

" What the-" Sasuke muttered as he dodge it.

" Sasuke-kun? Why did she call him 'kun'?" Seiichi asked himself.

" My turn." Sasuke said to the unknowing Seiichi.

" Great Fire Ball Technique!" he said as a fire came out of his mouth. (Chisumi: gross...)

" What the he-" Seiichi was cut in; he was too late to escape or dodge it.

But he turned into a block of wood.

" Damn." Sasuke muttered.

After minutes and hours passed by, they finally stopped fighting. They were finally and nearly ending.

Seiichi did a few hand seals

First he ran, speed at his side, he jumped up in the air, gave a sign for his comrades meaning that they were leaving, threw shurikens at Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke's shirt, pinning them down.

The others thought that he was leaving, but then he spun around, and was charging for Sakura.

" Shit..." The guys muttered.

Seiichi was heading for her, Sakura just took a kunai from her weapon holster, he was nearly in front of her, the others thought that he was going to attack her, but he stopped at kissed Sakura nearly on her lips

(Chisumi: Kakashi threw his book at his face, Naruto threw his shoe in his face also, while Sasuke almost threw a windmill shuriken at him, but decided that he needs to suffer later, so he just threw a normal shuriken at him.)

Sakura froze, while Seiichi winked at her and said something like " later Sakura-san."

By the time he got away. The others went insane.

Naruto nearly reached his Kyuubi meter.

Kakashi almost tore his book.

Sasuke's sharingan activated.

" COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!" Naruto shouted.

" NOBODY KISSES MY STUDENT!" Kakashi shouted.

" HN! Sasuke yelled.

The others stared at Sasuke strangely.

" I mean - GO TO HELL, AS#$!" Sasuke shouted. (Chisumi: that's better.)

And then they began yelling curses like the mad man they are.

I'm just kidding in all of that nonsense.)

After the mission stared at Sakura, while they were walking.

"YOU KISSED HIM!" they shouted in unison.

" No i didn't!" she replied.

"YOU KISSED HIM!" the boys shouted again.

" No he-" she got cut off by-

"YOU KISSED HIM!" they shouted again.

" FOR THE LAST TIME- NO! HE KISSED ME, I DIDN'T KISS HIM, AND HE DID IT. AND I WAS TOO SHOCKED TO BEAT HIM UP. AND HE WAS SO FAST I DIDN'T AND COULDN'T SEE HIM! SO SHUT THE HELL UP!" she yelled at them.

The guys only stared at her and-

" YOU KISSED HIM!" they shouted again, while Sakura sighed angrily.

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Chisumi: to be continued!

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On the next chapter:

Sasuke & Naruto: this is your entire fault, Sensei.

Kakashi...