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I'M BAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!! Writers block was kept me away from my beloved FFN. But now I'm ready to torture the one and only
CHASE YOUNG!!
-Chase is sitting in the KYS chair drinking his lau mang lone soup (did I spell that right?)-
Chase Young…Chase Young… he has feelings for Omi….
-Still just drinking his soup-
Hello! Evil KYS voice here…ANSWERS ME GODDAMMIT!!
-Still just drinking his soup-
Grrrr…HANNIBAL BEAN RAPES YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!
PHHHHHHHHFHT!!!!-spits soup all over the place- WHAT!?!
Now that I have your attention….Chase Young…Chase Young… he is secretly obsessed with Jack Spicer
That is a lie! I hate Spicer
Ok then you hate Jack Spicer
Yeah, and why is that tortu- - a pudding cup splats him gets chocolate pudding in his hair-
Gemini: HAHA!!! TAKE THAT!!!
Chase fangirls:-gasp- GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gemini: oh crap…-runs away from angry fangirls-
Wow Chase! I love what you've done with your hair but tell me, why brown?
stuff it…
Now back to work… chase young…chase young… he is really a women
NO I AM NOT!! Just because my hair is long doesn't mean I'm a women
Oh Yeah? Then prove you're not a women!
Not with those fangirls over there watching
Fangirls: -gets cameras ready- c'mon Chase, prove it!
No, and stop following me….
Chase Young…Chase Young…he loves Chack fics
What the hell is Chack?
-Someone runs on stage and whispers something in Chase's ear-
-Chase grabs Clays hat from out of nowhere and hurls (spews/pukes/barfs etc) into it-
Clay (offscreen): why in tarnation is it always my hat?
And know you know Chase Young…
Chase: no...they…don't…-continues puking-
Did you like it? I will be doing every character on the show. Next chapter is HRB. no flamers please