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I'M BAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!! Writers block was kept me away from my beloved FFN. But now I'm ready to torture the one and only

CHASE YOUNG!!

-Chase is sitting in the KYS chair drinking his lau mang lone soup (did I spell that right?)-

Chase Young…Chase Young… he has feelings for Omi….

-Still just drinking his soup-

Hello! Evil KYS voice here…ANSWERS ME GODDAMMIT!!

-Still just drinking his soup-

Grrrr…HANNIBAL BEAN RAPES YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!

PHHHHHHHHFHT!!!!-spits soup all over the place- WHAT!?!

Now that I have your attention….Chase Young…Chase Young… he is secretly obsessed with Jack Spicer

That is a lie! I hate Spicer

Ok then you hate Jack Spicer

Yeah, and why is that tortu- - a pudding cup splats him gets chocolate pudding in his hair-

Gemini: HAHA!!! TAKE THAT!!!

Chase fangirls:-gasp- GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gemini: oh crap…-runs away from angry fangirls-

Wow Chase! I love what you've done with your hair but tell me, why brown?

stuff it…

Now back to work… chase young…chase young… he is really a women

NO I AM NOT!! Just because my hair is long doesn't mean I'm a women

Oh Yeah? Then prove you're not a women!

Not with those fangirls over there watching

Fangirls: -gets cameras ready- c'mon Chase, prove it!

No, and stop following me….

Chase Young…Chase Young…he loves Chack fics

What the hell is Chack?

-Someone runs on stage and whispers something in Chase's ear-

-Chase grabs Clays hat from out of nowhere and hurls (spews/pukes/barfs etc) into it-

Clay (offscreen): why in tarnation is it always my hat?

And know you know Chase Young…

Chase: no...they…don't…-continues puking-

Did you like it? I will be doing every character on the show. Next chapter is HRB. no flamers please