Roadtrip

A Harry Potter Fanfic

Disclaimer- Hmmm….Does writing this actually mean anything? Would this be mine if I didn't put a disclaimer? Because if so I know exactly where the backspace is…

The end-

After lunch had been eaten the roadtrippers held a meeting in the back seat of the car, all of them rather squashed.

"I do hereby call this meeting to ORDER!" Dumbldore said in his 'I'm-a-headmaster-of-Hogwarts-School-and-I-will-shoot-you-if-you-steal-my-shiny-pen voice. The death-eaters all ducked at the word 'order', screaming in a rather wimpy fashion.

"Save the shoes!" Lucie screamed, curling his feet under him. Finally, the chaos ceased and all the death eaters were refocused.

"It's been…fun. Would've been better if there had been more shininess but…"

"We've done some stuff that was good on this roadtrip," Narki put in.

"We've been on a roadtrip?" Lucius asked, confused.

"Yes dear,"

"Yes, father,"

"Yes, Lucie,"

"Oh," Lucie said calmly, "That's nice,"

"Yeah, So, let's go home." Said Harry, "I'm late for a date with a really fit girl,"

"Oh give it up Harry we all know it's Ron," Draco snorted knowingly. Harry had to be restrained from jumping on Draco by several of the other death-eaters.

"Yeh, we should go home though," Greyback said, once Harry had been hit with a calming charm and was now grinning manically at the others and trying to hug a bemused looking Neville.

"YAY! We're going home! YAY!" Narki and Neville chanted, dislodging Harry, before being hit by several silencing charms and a shoe, none of which hindered their attempts to make noise in the slightest.

Sadly, the roadtrippers all piled into the car and started the ignition. They set off back towards Hogwarts after the funniest trip of their lives.

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"Wait a sec," Voldie said suddenly, "Haven't we forgotten something?"

"You know who can't leave me alone by the ROADSIDE! CEDRIC because he's DEAD!"

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A/N-And so ends Roadtrip. Although I'm guessing I won't be able to leave this storyline alone, so there may be a Roadtrip 2. If you have any ideas then tell me. Reviews are appreciated. With thanks to the BBH's, the real roadtrippers. Love you guys, xxx.