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Sasuke's Poetry Club

Chapter One

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The dark room was filled with the sound of fangirls snapping their fingers as the one and only, Sasuke Uchiha, entered the stage from the side. He was dressed in his black rubber suit, as always, and held up a hand to silence the fangirls.

The stage lights were dimly turned on, so the audience could see the poet's face, but just barely.

"Thanks for coming out to 'Sasuke's Poetry Club today... angst..." Sasuke said. On the word 'angst', Sasuek closed his eyes, put his hand on his forehead and nonchalantly turned slightly to the side.

"I've been... angst... working on this poem for awhile... angst..." Sasuke snapped his fingers and a base started playing in a fashion that most poetry clubs would have.

"My name is Sasuke... angst.. I'm an avenger... angst..." The poet started. The fangirls started snapping again, even though Sasuke wasn't finished.

"My dream... angst... is to kill my brother... angst... So I can... angst... avenge my family...angst" All the fangirls started nodding to the beat.

"I have a bad sense of fashion... angst... And my hair is so long... angst... that I'm mistaken as my mother... angst..."

At that moment, the 'Sasuke Haters' club knocked down the door and started snapping wildly. The Sasuke fangirls menacingly glared at the 'Sasuke Haters' as they sat down. Sasuke, seeing his new crowd, took the moment and went on with his poem.

"Angst... I love Oro-sama... angst... And Kabuto-baka is jealous... angst... because Oro-sama left him for me... angst..."

The 'Sasuke Haters' snapped along with Oro-sama, who just happened to have slipped in as a fangirl. But... Kabuto, although belonging to the 'Sasuke Haters' didn't snap at the last comment, because he didn't lke to talk about his rocky relationship with Oro-sama. Poor Kabuto...

"Angst..." Sasuke finished. The snaps that errupted from both the fangirls and the 'Sauske Haters', but abruptly stopped as the door was kicked down by the one and only, Anko-san!

"Nooo!" cried the myseriously pixelated janitor in a computer altered voice. "I just finished putting that door back up! No thanks to the 'Sauske Haters'...

"Don't be hatin' the 'Sasuke Haters'!" cried a 'Sasuke Hater' member.

"Who the heck are you?" Sasuke asked from the stage, squinting at the oddly shadowy and pixelated figure. "Lights!" yelled Sasuke. The lights snapped on, but it didn't help identify the he/she.

"Well, I uh, well..." he/she stuttered. "I'M NOT THE AKATSUKI LEADER! DON'T COME LOOKING FOR ME!"

An awkward silence settled over the 'Sasuke's Poetry Club'.

"Okay..." Anko-san started, breaking the scilence. "Sasuke-bozu! What are you doing in Konoha?" she said, pointing her finger at the angsty fellow.

"What does it look like Anko-san?" Sasuke said with a tinge of attitude. "I'm obviously having a poetry club. Now get out, or I'll call security on you!"

"I dare you ," Anko-san said menacingly.

"SECURITY!" screeched Sasuke.

Another awkward scilence settled in the air.

"Oi, I forgot to hire security..." Sasuke muttered, using a little colorful language after.

Anko-san made her way through the tightly packed room.

"You have to be breaking a fire code, I swear..." the already mad Anko-san muttered.

Finally, she made it to the stage, where Sasuke, dumbfoundedly stood.

"Oi?" he started weakly. "I'm sorry?" Anko- san didn't respond, and just grabbed his ear and dragged him off the stage.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow! OW!" Sasuke yelled. "That's my good side!"

Then, a fangirl stood up.

"Don't you dare hurt my Sasuke-kun!"

"You're Sasuke-kun? I don't think so!" yelled another fangirl. "He's MINE!"

And, well, the bickering continued for awhile, and the fangirls were jsut about to attack each other (how violent!), when someone stepped onto the stage.

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Nyahahah! Who stepped on the stage? Find out in the next chapter (coming soon!)!