Heheh.. Hey all:D It's Warren. I'm like to say that this is my first fanfic, and like yeah. I really like this pairing.

If you don't, then don't read it. Um.. Yeah..

Evie- He's duumb :P

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Neko- Anyway..heheh.. Evie here is my partner, and together we made this. Let's get it started, yeah?

Disclaimer- ME NO OWNY NARUTO. (But I own Evione. So yeah. I own him. jfkghd)

Evie- Not to mention, It's sorta AU, but still Naruto-like. It's also major OOC. :D So yeah.

Neko- LET US BEGIN. Bwee-hee-hee-hee-hee!!

Deidara and the Diary

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There was a sudden pause in the dark night air, the scent of blood spreading throughout the heavy atmosphere causing the little girl to wince and hold her nose.

Yuck, she thought, pulling back her shimmery indigo locks that covered her milky colored face. Hinata Hyuuga had been sent on a mission over a week ago to track some missing nin, but instead had ended up lost in damp, ebony stained woods. As she jumped in and out the trees the Hyuuga was looking carefull with her famous Byakugan, making sure to check the surroundings for unseen chakra. "I need to find somewhere to rest..." Her colorless dry lips spoke ther words slowly, and Hinata's eyes became heavy. Her eyes looked at a certain tree, and she noticed the hollow inside.

Perfect! I can rest here..

It was about ten minutes since the byakugan user had cut a large hole in the bark with her kunai, but now as she rest in the comfy wood, it left her time to think about what happened so far.

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"T..tsunade-s sama." She began, wringing her hands and playing with the bottom of her jacket. "W-would it be alright...if I ano... had a mission.. by myself, I mean.." The strawberry blonde woman smiled with her glossy pink lips "If you are up to the challenge, Hinata-chan" I want to make my father proud, she thought innocently, and with a genuine smile she nodded bravely and listened carefully...

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"Gah! I'm so stupid," Hinata whispered, banging her head with her fists. "maybe I should have asked Naru-" She stopped suddenly, her body trembled slightly by the great amount of chakra she sensed coming towards her. When it left, her fright was so sudden the poor girl had fainted from shock.

The next day

"Eugh..." Ivory eyes fluttered open slowly. Thick, long lashes brushed some of the hair from her eyes as Hinata awoke in a rather nice, warm cream colored bed. The several pillows that were softer then her own, were striped with white and yellow silk and laced with delicate golden thread. Vanilla scented candles lined the glossy, glass shelves that shown her reflection in every one. In front of the bed, was a golden chest with bronze trim, with tiny, soft yellow candles in the shape of shuriken with a flame in the middle of the star. Beyond that was a large shelve that seemed to be made from dripping cream colored wax. It held books and glasses, and a large jar of what Hinata saw was light brown clay. Her gaze turned away to a far more prettier sight.

There were clear crystals lovingly strung with fine silvery thread, hung up on the wall infront of a sparkling window that had long, thick cream curtains that were pushed aside. The crystals sparkled with colors she couldn't name, and the thread that been shimering slightly in the air. On the chair next to the window, was a crane. It was made of different gems and had been painted with gloss to look even more breathtaking. The tiny, pointed beak was painted orange and it's feet were yellow and gold.

"Oi, Itachi-sama. Lookie. I've never seen such big eyes, yeah. Wonder how she does that, yeah."

The Hyuuga girl jumped from the bed, screaming at the sudden voices from nowhere. She heard a chuckle, and was suddenly sunked between the pillows currently being stared down at from what seemed to be a boy on top of her. His long, blonde hair shined in the sunlight, a whole mound covering his left eye even at this angle.

"Why are your eyes so big when you look at things, yeah? Especially the ugly creations, yeah."

Hinata took note of his peach colored skin tone, slightly parted pink lips, and perfect, almost feminine nose.

That is, until she realized their position and pushed the mysterious boy off of her.

"H-how did I g-get here?! W-who are you?!?" The male looked somewhat hurt after being thrown off, but answered happily.

"Deidara, my name is Deidara, yeah. You are here in my room, yeah. Sleeping in my bed comfortably when I took the pleasure of sitting outside in the moonlight. Who may I ask, are you, yeah?"

"H-h-hinata...Hyuuga.." Before any other actions happened, she found herself being pinned again to the bed, being watched down by a single eye. This 'Deidara' kid reminded her of the perverted sensei Hatake Kakashi which made her inner self giggle although on the outside her face was the darkest shade of pink. He was really, really cute.

Deidara, being the idiot he was, looked at the girl's extremely red face and grinned as he got closer so his lips were hovering just below hers, slightly parted. It was amusing to see her face get darker sevreal times.

"Oi, Hinata-chan. You smell nice, yeah. I think you need a bath though, yeah. So then we can explain what happened. I'll show you where it is, yeah." Jade eyes looked at her carefully, studying the curves of her lips and the slight furrow in her eyebrows, but mostly the red stain on her cheeks. He watched it get darker before chuckling and getting off the smaller body. "Gomen. Now come, yeah. You need to be clean in my room, yeah. It's fragile."

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Neko- How'd you like it so far? Sorry it's so short! I was never the one to create something long. If you like it, please tell me if I should continue.

Evie- (He updates fast if we get a lot of reviews. Swelled up head much..)

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