W.W.E.D. is What Would Ed Do. And it's cool that the last letters are ED. Haha.

This was inspired by Fae Elric! Yay her for inspiring me!

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Dolly Rose, A.K.A. Loser in the Gutter, sat down on her floor to write again. She was sure that all her beloved reviewers were soon gonna ditch her if she didn't update soon, so she had to get right down to work. As her fingers went over the keys, she felt a cold breeze on her shoulder. Now, living with ghosts she was used to it, (A/N yes I do indeed have ghosts in my house.) but the feeling was different than before.

Dolly closed her laptop and looked out the window. She cursed her parents for making the family move to such a freaky forest area, got up and closed the curtains even more.

"Damn this sucks." said a voice from behind her. Dolly screamed and fell on her bed. She stupidly grabbed a pillow to protect herself.

"Who," she managed to get out. "Who… are you?"

"What?" the blonde at her laptop turned around. "You write enough about me. And you don't recognize me? Damn."

Dolly's jaw dropped as her brain started to work. 'Ed… this is Ed. Oh, My, God. It's Ed.' "OH MY GOD YOU'RE ED!!!" Dolly screamed and let out a fan-girl squeal. Ed flung a shoe at the noisy brunette.

"Damn, you need to shut up." He turned back to the computer. "Why are you writing these? I mean, why the hell would I do… OH MY… MUSTANG DID WHAT TO ME?" Ed's eyes widened as he read Dolly's latest "From Pickles to Sunsets" drabble. Dolly blushed and walked up behind Ed.

"Ya, well… I… I'm not the only one!" Dolly snatched her precious laptop away from the alchemist and minimized the word document. She double clicked on the internet symbol and it went to the yahoo page. Ed's face scrunched in confusion, but Dolly kept going. She clicked on favorites, and then clicked on her link.

The page replaced the yahoo one, and Dolly went to her favorites. There lay tons of amazing authors. 'But which one should I show Ed?' Dolly thought to herself. Meanwhile, Ed was still trying to remember the girl's fucking name… 'it was Dilly, right?' Dolly eventually decided on… Shingo-sama's page (check it out).

When the page came up, Dolly, being the proud person that she is, happily showed Ed how much people like RoyEd stuff.

"See!" she bragged. "I am just ONE of MILLIONS of girls, and guys, who love you and Roy as a couple." Dolly huggled Ed. "Now, are you still pissed at me?" Dolly looked into Ed's golden orbs with her own blue ones. Ed sighed.

"That's not it." He said flatly. Dolly cocked her head in confusion. "Your story is so pointless."

'Oh no you did not just go there.' Dolly thought, anger rising.

"You suck as a writer."

"WHO YOU CALLIN' A HORRIBLE, PREP WHO COULD'NT WRITE A STORY IF HER LIFE DEPENDED ON IT???" Dolly shouted at the older (A/N Yes. Ed is older than I) teen.

"Damn. All I'm saying is… here. Just let me do the next one, 'kay?" Ed looked at Dolly with cute eyes. Dolly wished her camera wasn't lost in her messy room.

"Fine." Dolly sighed and gave the laptop to the Elric. He quickly began typing her next RoyEd drabble.

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Whatever could it be? I don't know! (Haha, I have a secret! I have a seeeecret!)