A-cat-suki

Darkkinkachu: My original idea for this had Neji, Sasuke and Naruto but then I was like, 'pfft…everyone does that. What's something that hasn't been used?' and I came up with this! Tah-dah! I might still write that other one but for now I want to have some fun

Warnings: some language and dirty mindedness. Also much OOCness

Lawyer Lemur: Darkkinkachu does not own Naruto.

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It would have been funny, really. Seven grown men, all cold blooded S-class criminals, cowering before a single shadowy figure. Even Itachi was unnerved, though he didn't show it.

Sir Leader was pissed.

"Tell me what happened…now."

Kakuzu gulped, "w-well sir…we were taking the girl to the statue like you said. Its Hidan's fault really! He told me she was uncon-"

"What? You traitorous snake!" the silver haired man yelled, "Do not lie! It was your fault!"

"Idiot priest, I told you-"

"Shut up."

Both fell silent at the dark, angry voice, "Itachi. Kisame. Why don't we have the nine-tails yet?"

"Its vessel continues to elude us, sir." The oldest Uchiha stated calmly.

"You don't say." Leader sneered, "Zetsu. Why is there still no sign of the seven tails?"

"We've looked every where, sir." The mechanical white side of his face said, "yes, all our leads have been dead ends." His darker side hissed angrily.

"And you two…" the man in the shadows rounded on a tall blond man and a boy with a mask, "I do not even want to hear your excuses…"

Tobi, being the poor naive boy he was, thought that meant he was off the hook and straighten up happily.

"I am not happy." Leader said, pacing slowly across the room, "Not happy at all. I think I'll do something horrible to you."

There was a collective gulp and Zetsu spoke up, "Leader-sama, we are trying as hard as we can."

"Don't worry…" Sir Leader turned to the small group very slowly, an eerie grin on his face and a wicked gleam in his eyes, "this will be fun…"

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Haruno Sakura skipped towards her door, ready for another day of medical training and healing. She threw open the door, intending to leap out and start another day but something stopped her. Or rather some one.

A man, who seemed to be made of shadows, was standing in her doorway, a large box in one hand and a piece of paper in the other. Being the brilliant person Sakura is, she said the fist thing that popped into her head,

"Uhhhhh…"

"Haruno Sakura?" he asked, one eyebrow raised at her 'brilliant' remark.

"Um yes? Can I help you?" the pink haired girl considered slamming the door and jumping out the window to get away from the slightly creepy man. He held up the paper which she cautiously took.

On the paper, in big, bold font, were the words, 'odd jobs wanted! Kunoichi needs spare cash, missions are slow. Almost any job! Please see Haruno Sakura.' Her address fallowed along with some little tabs to be pulled off.

Sakura brightened considerably, "Oh! You have a job for me?"

"Yes, I need you to protect some things for me for about a week."

"Sure!" she opened the door a bit more and the man walked in, "So you want me to protect some things? Like what? Jewelry? A person? Your house?"

"Kittens." He sat the big box down in the middle of her living room.

"…I'm sorry, what?"

"I need you to watch these kittens for me. They're very special kittens." Sakura wondered what was so funny about that, "I'll pay you, don't worry. And I'll give you money for the supplies."

Sakura looked down at the box then back to the man who was, oddly enough, still all shadowy even though he was standing right under a light.

Well I do like cats… she thought slowly.

And this guy looks rich! Let's take it! Inner Sakura yelled with dollar signs in her eyes.

"Yosh! I'll take the job!"

"Excellent." The man smirked, pulling out a fat wallet and tossing it to her, "That's to buy supplies for them. You get your real payment when I return in about nine days." He turned and walked out of the door, "Just take good care of them. And I must warn you, when I said 'special' I meant they're little freaks." Then he was gone.

Sakura looked down at the box and grinned, "How bad could they possibly be?"

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Darkkinkachu: and…CUT! The end! No, not really but it will be if I don't get some positive reviews for this. I'm not going to start something if no ones going to read it. Just to warn you, this will probably be an 'off time fic' meaning I'll only work on it when I feel like it. Don't expect fast updates. Please Review!