AN: Zomg, I'm making a Naruto fic! That's unexpected! –shot for lying- Well, yes. Naruto: Behind the scenes. Just a little twist from a roleplay I saw on Gaia. Credit goes to Heavenly Helix from Gaiaonline for this idea. Oh my gosh though, I'm writing a chapter fic! This takes place after the 2 year jump as well. But everyone is around 15-16.

Summary: The whole Naruto cast is just a bunch of paid actors. Costumes, make up, sets, directors…so surely, they must have some kind of life outside, right? Join me as we go through the insane journeys of the Naruto cast's real life while we get to kick back, relax and laugh. (Major humor OOCness Rated for Hinata's potty mouth NejiSaku NaruHina others undecided)

Disclaimer: Obviously I don't own Naruto. Sasuke isn't dead, is he? So no, I don't…-cries-

Naruto: Behind the Scenes

Chapter 1: Getting to McDonalds

"And scene end! Great job guys! You can all go home now. Just be sure to come back Sunday for scene rehearsal. Ja!" called Kishimoto Masashi, director of the show "Naruto" as he walked into the halls of the other set to get to his car.

That's right, the anime everyone knows and loves that was thought to be drawn, is a real action/humor play sort of show. Thus meaning that everyone had some other form of a real life. Don't get me wrong though, the entire cast was all friends with each other. But everyone was just what you called…

different.

"Shit yes! Finally, about time we got a bit of a damn break! Come on Naru-chan, we're heading over to McDonalds!" yelled Hinata. Yesiree, quiet, shy Hinata. Told you everyone was different.

"A-alright Hinata-san, just please, don't hurt me!" whisper yelled Naruto. Naruto was a bit of a quiet smartass. Although, he was quite afraid of his girlfriend of 3 years. Unfortunately, he was also too polite for his own damn good.

Hinata rolled her real pearly white eyes, "Naru, we've been dating for 3 years now. Surely you can call me something other than 'Hinata-san'?"

Naruto sighed, "Hai, hai. I'll try Hinata-…chan."

She smiled, "See, it wasn't that hard. Just like when we're acting!"

"You have no idea on how hard it is acting like a loud mouthed idiot."

Then, they heard someone call them over.

"Hey guys! Neji, the gang and I are headed over to McDonalds. You want to come?" questioned Sakura. Even in real life, she was still as sweet and nice as ever. Luckily for everyone around her though, she possessed almost no temper whatsoever, just playful annoyances. But it was rumored that she was a kung-fu genius.

"Sure Saku-chan, we were heading over there right now." replied Hinata. On set, the two didn't have much interaction but off set, they were best friends. Then again, something like this would eventually occur when you were dating someone's cousin.

"Sakura, hurry up. I don't want to have to wait in line for food during rush hour just because you were talking to Hinata." said Neji. Yes, these two were also dating. It's a funny story actually of how it happened…I'll tell you later.

"Alright, alright already! Just let Hinata and I change out of our ninja costumes!"

…Well, I said in the summary that there're costumes, didn't I?!

Sakura then set off into a light jog while grabbing Hinata's arm and then dragged her to the ladies' changing room.

"We'll be out later Naru-chan, Neji-niisan!" shouted Hinata as she closed the door behind her and Sakura.

Neji and Naruto glanced towards the door and sighed, if both of their girlfriends went together to change, they had about 30 minutes to wait…

40 minutes later…

Neji was about ready to bang his head on the door to awake the probably asleep girls while Naruto was contemplating the idea of tearing his hair out or barging in despite his incredible politeness.

Just then came out Sakura and Hinata. Hinata strolled out wearing a tight white t-shirt (that showed off her plentiful amount of cleavage) that had an imprint of a set of drums on it along with a denim mini mini-skirt with thigh-high black high-heeled boots. Her ridiculously long hair was put up into a messy bun with chopsticks.

If Naruto ever felt like having a serious nosebleed, then was the time to do so.

Luckily for Neji, Sakura came out with something far less revealing. She was wearing a sleeveless white shirt with a few frills at the bottom of the hem that had pull on red sleeves. Her bottom part of her ensemble was a red skirt that went down to her knees while she wore white sandals that had a bit of a small heel. Sakura's already short hair was pulled into an even smaller ponytail that was tied with a white ribbon.

Neji breathed a sigh of relief, no nose bleed for him today. He was worried that his cousin would try to make her wear something that she thought was "better looking".

Naruto coughed with a blush, "W-well…it's about time you guys got out! Now we're going to have to wait in line forever! Shikamaru and the others are probably gone by now…"

"Puh-lease. Tenten takes at least twice as long as us. Besides, Shikamaru is the King of Busy. It's not like he'll notice!" snorted Hinata.

Neji rolled his eyes, "Whatever, let's just go now. Unlike you two, Naruto and I can change quickly.

It was true, in the first 10 minutes Sakura and Hinata were dressing, Neji and Naruto had finished. Naruto was now in an orange polo (that was open) with a navy blue shirt underneath. He also wore jeans with black and white checkered Vans. Neji was now in a pair of baggy jeans with the classic sketchers. For a shirt he wore a beige t-shirt with black print on the front that said "The future sucks. That's why I live in the present."

Sakura sighed, even if Neji was just obsessed with fate in the show only, he still liked the idea of it. Even if it was a bit depressing.

"Alright, let's get going. We're taking my car by the way." said Sakura.

Neji scoffed, "As long as you're not driving. You drive like a madman on steroids."

Sakura pouted, "That's not true! Hinata, tell him about the time I drove Gaara to the hospital!"

Internally Neji flinched. It was no secret that even though Sakura was dating Neji, Gaara was still after her. Except maybe Sakura…she was just too dense sometimes. Either way, Neji was seething with possessiveness.

'When did she drive him to the hospital?! I was never told of this…at least Hinata was there, nothing could've happened.'

While Neji was having his fun, little thoughts, he missed Hinata sighing then saying, "Saku, sorry to tell you but you do drive like that. I'm only happy that we didn't die—I mean crash!"

Sakura sighed, "Fine, Neji can drive. But I call shotgun!"

"Dammit! I wanted to sit there…freaking asshole took it from me!" screeched Hinata.

"Hey, you take that back! I'm nowhere near an asshole!!" screeched Sakura just as loudly.

"Make me!"

"Fine, I will! I'll kung-fu your ass all the way to the U.S.!"

"Nu-uh!"

"Yu-huh!"

"Nu-uh!"

"Yu-huh!"

"Nu-uh!"

"NU-UH!"

"YU-HUH!!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, CAN WE PLEASE GO NOW?!?!?"

All was silent as the 3 stared at Naruto. Since when did he yell…out loud…ever??? Mr. I'm-to-polite-for-you-bwahaha screaming?

"Ahem, I just want to eat. I'm starving. Aren't you hungry Hinata-chan?"

Hinata gave a huge grin, "Damn straight! Now let's get into Saku's car and get the hell out of here! I promised Ino I'd arm-wrestle her today."

The other 3 sighed as they headed towards the garage while Sakura handed Neji her keys.

Hinata was just plain scary sometimes!

-To be continued

AN: O.o Did I just write this?! 4 pages of fiction?!?! Wowzers…so anyways, I hope you liked this so far. I've mentioned a few things about everyone else so (if you noticed) you'll ahve to see the next chapter to figure it out. Don't forget to leave me a review and put this on your alert lists. No flames please and constructive criticism is appreciated! But I swear, if any of you say everyone is acting OOC…-slams head- The rest of the gang will be introduced in the next chapter. See you soon!

A bit of a Japanese lesson:

chan- an affectionate term used mostly for girls

san- a polite term used to address someone you usually don't know

Ja or ja ne- a less formal way of saying goodbye rather than "Sayonara", more of a "See you soon"

hai- yes