What up people? New fic! Yay! Recognition to Skyla (Penname: Summer728103) for inspiring me to write this! Okay! I'm going to stop with my exclamation points, and get on with the fic! By the way, it IS slash. So if you don't like it, don't read it.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Sad, I know.
Chapter 1: Sadie Hawkins Dance
"What?!" Lily Evans could not believe what she had just heard. A Sadie Hawkins dance? At Hogwarts? The girls had to ask the guys? This was going to be a mess.
"Going to ask James?" Remus came up behind her. Lily shook her head no, but the red color appearing in her face gave her away. Remus smiled. "He'd say yes."
"How do you know?" she said quickly. "Not that I'm going to ask him or anything."
"All he ever does is talk about you. Well, you and Quidditch. It gets boring after a while, but I guess it's cute."
Lily tried to suppress her smile by changing the subject. "So who are you asking?" she questioned, knowing full well whom he wanted to ask.
"Oh, you know whom I'm asking," he said shyly.
"Siriusss," she said in a singsong voice.
"You rang?" Sirius seemed to have popped out of nowhere. Remus wondered if he'd been listening to their conversation. He hoped that he hadn't; he wanted to surprise Sirius by asking him to the Sadie Hawkins.
"No, you just popped out of oblivion," Lily stated.
"And would you like to know how I did that?"
"You walked over here?" Remus asked. Sirius stuck his tongue out at his boyfriend. Remus couldn't help but smile.
"You may have foiled my plans this time!" Sirius exclaimed like a villain on a television show. "But you will never stop me!" He added a side bar: "This is where I would Apparate, but you can't in Hogwarts. So imagine. Pop! Poof!" And with that, Sirius ran away.
"I don't know what you see in that boy," Lily told Remus, but Remus was giggling hysterically. "Okay. So that's what you see."
"So how do I ask him?"
"I don't know. How does a boy ask another boy to a Sadie Hawkins dance? There is no girl!"
"Er… I don't know. You're the one who should know this stuff. I'm a girl!"
"How about you ask him for me?" Remus suggested. "Like you said, you're a girl."
"That's not how it works, Remus!"
"Not how what works?" Now James was the one to pop out of nowhere.
"Can't we have one full conversation without anyone inter-" Lily was cut off yet again.
"Wanna go to Sadie Hawkins, Evans?" James asked her.
"What?" Lily was startled. "That's my job. I'm supposed to ask you to go to the Sadie Hawkins with me."
"Of course I'll go with you! Thanks for asking!" said James as he ran to talk to Sirius.
"Did he just trick me to ask him out?" Lily asked confused.
"…I think so," Remus replied.
"Damn. How does he do that?"
"I don't know. He's an enigma. So… about Sirius and I…"
"No, Remus!"
"Please!"
"No. Ask him yourself."
"But what if he says no?"
"You're the one going out with him! Why would he say no? To go with the other gay werewolf in school?"
"…Good point."
"Fine… I'll ask him. Oi! Sirius!"
To be continued…
Mwahaha, my evil plan has worked! Okay, no. I just thought it would be better as a chapter story. There will probably only be one, maybe two more chapters, but still… Hope you liked it. Please review.