50 Reasons Why Toph and Sokka Should Be Together!

Muffin, Cupcake, and Doughnut were staring at the screen. They had just finished Lake Laogai.

"Oh my FREAKIN' GOD!" they screamed. "That episode was great! So much Tokka!"

"Hey!" Muffin said gleefully. "Let's tie up Toph and Sokka!"

Doughnut paused. She had been cramming in her twentieth piece of candy in her mouth. Every Halloween, Doughnut stayed on sugar high for a least a week and survived off candy.

"Gweat idear!" she slurred.

"SUGAR! MARSHMALLOW HOUSES!" Cupcake yelled, even more intoxicated off sugar than Doughnut.

Muffin shrugged. "Let's go, then."

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"You think I can't hang up posters by myself?!" Toph asked angrily. She whipped out a poster and glued it to the wall, with the information facing the wall.

There was an awkward silence.

"It upside down, isn't it?" Toph asked sadly. "I'll just go with Sokka."

She and Sokka walked away where the were immidiatly ambushed by three girls.

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Sokka woke up with a bad feeling. It felt like coming off cactus juice… He was sitting up, in a chair, he assumed. His feet were tied to the legs (at least, that's what he thought) and his hands were tied around his back. There was something heavy and squishy on his lap. He cracked open his eyes. And started screaming.

He WAS tied up in a chair and the squishy thing was Toph!

Three girls walked to them from the shadowy corner of the room. They held flashlights under their faces and tried to look menacing. Sokka gasped in terror. This was the room of a Texas Chainsaw maniac! (If he had known what the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was.)

The room was painted purple. There was one bunk bed with a desk underneath that had a super computer and a plasma TV sitting on it. There were posters all around the room, depicting pirates. There was a set of (fake) Samurai swords on the dresser. There was also a shelf lined two walls stuffed with VHS tapes. Sokka had never been more terrified in his life.

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"You don't need to worry," one girl told them. "We won't hurt you. My name is Doughnut, this is Cupcake, and this is Muffin." Doughnut held up a platter of Aang-y O's. Those were the cookies she'd made in Aang shapes. "Do you want an Aang-y O?"

"I'm not hungry," Sokka growled.

"But you're always hungry!"

"He's just upset that a bunch of girls kicked his butt!" Muffin said before cracking up in laughter. That set off the sugar high pastries and they cackled for a good five minutes. When they wiped the tears off their faces, they turned back to them.

"We're reading you a special list. The list is called 50 Reasons Why Toph and Sokka Should Be Together. We'll read you ten reasons every day. So you get to be with us for FIVE WHOLE DAYS!"

Sokka and Toph gulped in terror.

"Isn't that wonderful!"

"I'll try to contain my joy," Toph and Sokka said at the same time. The Killer Group of Pastry-Named People giggled.

Doughnut: #1 – Toph Earth-bended Sokka to crash into the ground when he tried to sneak into her house.

Sokka: … That hurt.

Toph: … Why would I attack him if I liked Sokka?

Doughnut: So you're saying you like him?

Toph: - blushing – It was hypothetical!

Doughnut: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Cupcake: #2 – Sokka wore Toph's belt!

Toph: That…doesn't even make any sense!

Sokka: Hey, Aang won that belt, fair and square!

Toph: He cheated! He used Airbending!

Sokka: He still beat you!

they continue to argue –

Doughnut: - grabs hose and sprays the two soon-to-be lovers – Shut up.

Muffin: #3 – Sokka threw that belt at Toph! Pain equals love!

Toph: That…made less sense than the last one!

Sokka: I have to agree with you.

Doughnut: #4 – Sokka tried to save Toph when she was drowning in the Serpant's Pass!

Cupcake: HEE HEE! PANTS ASS!

Doughnut: Would you stop that?

Cupcake: Marshmallow houses! Hey, I was using your computer, but your mouse is on crack! It won't stop going everywhere! IT TOOK CRACK COCAINE!

Doughnut: No, it didn't. The mouse was shaking because you've had too much sugar. So, hand it over, gently!

Cupcake: NO!

they start a bitch fight –

Muffin: Er, I'll just read the next reason since Cupcake and Doughnut are, er, busy.

shows Cupcake strangling Doughnut with the hose while Doughnut clutches Cupcake's sugar –

Muffin: So, where was I?

Sokka: At the end?

Muffin: Nice try, but I remember, I'm on #5 –

Cupcake: Hey, it's my turn!

Muffin: What happened to Doughnut?

Cupcake: We agreed to split the sugar!

Muffin: Oh, no!

Doughnut: OH, YES! SUGAR! DAN DAN DUN DAN DAN DUN! OHH, HONEY HONEY! DAN DAN DUN DAN DAN DUN! YOU ARE MY CANDY GIRL!

Cupcake: - twirling finger near her temple - Anyway, #5 – Toph kissed Sokka when she thought it was Suki!

Muffin: Don't you mean the other way around?

Cupcake: Oh yeah, well, that's the way it's written on the list! – shows list to Muffin -

Muffin: No, it's not. It's written right on the list.

Cupcake: … You're retarded!

Muffin: It says, right here "Toph kissed Suki when she thought it was Sokka."

Doughnut: Let's watch the tape! – shoves tape labeled TOKKA KISS into theTV –

TV Suki: - rescues Toph –

TV Toph: Oh, Sokka! You saved me! - kisses Suki on cheek –

TV Suki: Actually, it's me.

TV Toph: Oh! Well then…you can go ahead and let me drown now.

Toph: You know, I'd almost forgotten that. Thanks for reminding me.

Sokka: - laughs hysterically –

Toph: - manages to punch Sokka in the nuts –

Sokka: - still laughing hysterically while sobbing –

Muffin: #6 – This obviously shows that Toph does indeed want to kiss Sokka.

Toph: …

Doughnut: #7 – Sokka wanted Toph to come with him to put up posters!

Toph: How do you know all this stuff? Are you working with the Dai Li, or something?

Cupcake: - ignoring Toph and reading loudly to cover up the sound of her talking - #8 – Toph did go with him! She could have gone with Aang! No, wait, Aang would have been using his glider. Well, she could have gone with Katara!

Muffin: I have to go home in fifteen minutes, let's hurry up. Who's next? GO GO GO!

Doughnut: You're next, smart one!

Muffin: Uhhh – turning red - #9 – Toph complimented Sokka's ultra-lame Appa drawings!

Toph: I was being sarcastic.

Muffin: Uh huh, and I'm an idiot!

Toph: And your point is?

Muffin: Must you find it nessacary to do that?

Sokka: I know! And everyone else always-

Muffin: - interupting – Eh, shut up!

Doughnut: So, #10 – Sokka thanked her for that!

Sokka: You're insane, aren't you?

Doughnut: THAT'S RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

(A/N If you have any reasons, please, send them in! Please, send in real ones that can be proved by rewatching an Avatar episode.)