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"I'm finished with you..." Xemnas said, tying Roxas up with rope, even though he knew the crazy teenager would break loose in about 3, 2, 1...
Roxas snapped the ropes and shoved Xemnas, "Dude, I'm not a wild animal..." he said, finally calming down and evilly tearing up Las Vegas, which Xemnas now owed over $2.5 million to each hotel... except Caesar's Palace, Bellagio, Stardust, and Treasure Island. "Why don't you treat me like I'm a normal kid?" DUH, the answer was obvious.
"Because YOU'RE NOT a normal kid!" Xemnas shouted, "And you know that!"
"I'm special!" Roxas grinned evilly... oh, he was a lot like Sora... destroying things... even without his Keyblade.
"As a punishment..." Xemnas said, dragging the 15-year-old by the arm, "You and I are going to take a break from this place, and a few members who wish to go see a different location... we'll be back after you are trained properly, AND NOT CAFFEINE-HIGH!" Xemnas learned a lesson...
"B-b-b-bu-but..." Roxas's eyes filled with tears. "I LIKE LAS VEGAS!!!" he began crying, bawling, and sobbing.
"Aww it's okay..." Xemnas fakely said, dragging the tantrumized Roxas behind him. "Calm down, useless brat."
"I can't calm down!" Roxas sobbed. "YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!!"
"No.. we're going to Disney World."
"Disney World?" Roxas asked.
"Uh, yeah?" Should Xemnas be afraid?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Roxas snapped the leash quickly and barged out of the hotel in excitement, leaving poor Xemnas lying on the ground while the smoke clears. Xemnas groaned, still holding onto the snapped leash, as he heard, "RHINOCEROSES!!! PONIES!! TRAINS! CHOCOLATE!! MILKY WAY!! COMETS! STARS!!! AAAHHHH MERMAIDS!!" Xemnas couldn't stand up, he just laid there listening to Roxas's own little stupid language through the open window he always tried to jump out of, "BUNNIES! BUNNIES! BUNNIES! PAPER!! PAPER DOLLS!! RING AROUND THE ROSY!! PRINTERS!! PENCILS!! WE'RE NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, JOY TO THE GROUND!!"
"Can somebody shut that kid up?" Xemnas asked, "I BET PEOPLE AT THE LUXOR CAN HEAR HIM FROM HERE!!!"
"WHEEEE... MERRY GO ROUNDS, CREEPY CLOWNS, UPS AND DOWNS, VOWELS AND SOUNDS!!! BANANA CAKE, WHO'S TO BAKE, IT'S A FAKE, YOU'RE IT BLAKE, A CAKE WE'LL MAKE, LEAVES TO RAKE, DRINKING SAKE!"
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It took thirty minutes to strap Roxas completely inside the car... uh-oh, he better have not gotten sugar-high... thankfully, he didn't, but this made Xemnas horrified, wondering WHAT Roxas would do if he ever got close to sugar-high... oh man, he'd be thousands of times worse than the presentation he performed earlier.
"Okay, Roxas." Xemnas said, narrowing his eyes at the teenager, "I will introduce you to the built-in DVD system." he revealed the built-in DVD he had in the car that was forbidden to use because of Roxas... and his TV fanaticism. "Oops, did I break a rule?" Xemnas hated those stupid rules, but reviewed them. "Anything against TV? Crap, I thought I memorized these..."
Roxas was busy staring at the shiny blank screen while Xemnas whispered to himself, "Rule #18... Don't let him watch too much TV... well, 2 days of TV straight while driving to Florida isn't too much... o.o is it?" Indeed it was, since 10 minutes would already hyper-fy Roxas. (A/N: Is hyper-fy a word? o.o Thought not.)
By the first thirty minutes, Xemnas could already see Roxas going insane by the rear-view mirror. He always had to ask every five minutes if Roxas was going to have a seizure... it looked like it by the way he was squirming, tied to the seat by metal chains and ropes, with a tempting cup of coffee with sugar in front of him just to make him suffer as much as Xemnas had to. "I can't believe it's only been... what? A week!?"
Roxas was dead asleep, drooling... Perfect. Now Xemnas had to know if Roxas had acid spit... he hoped not. The poor leather seats. Roxas surely wasn't THAT abnormally inhuman, was he? ... uh, is he?
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The car had to break down in front of a gasoline station, didn't it? Xemnas groaned as he slammed his car door shut, and headed inside the convenience store to see what the hell went wrong. He entered to be horrified... looking at all the tempting reese's pieces, chocolate kisses, kit kat bars, gummy worms, breath mints, chewing gum, flaming hot cheetos, potato chips, and other goodies were inside... too much sugar would probably do something funky to Roxas. "Um, may I... help you?" the cashier asked; Xemnas shot a freaked-out stare at her, and she jumped at this.
"Yes!!" Xemnas dove to the counter, but ended up lying face-down on the floor. He climbed upright, and said, "IT'SNOTMYFAULTMYCARBROKEDOWNINFRONTOFTHISGASSTATIONIHAVEASLEEPINGSCARYBRATINTHECARISWEARHEHASACIDBREATH... ANDEVERYBODYIKNOWISN'THERETHEY'REINLASVEGAS... IWASGONNATAKEHIMTODISNEYWORLDSOHEWOULDN'TBESUCHAPAINBUTNOW... MYFU... MYCARBROKEDOWNHERE... ANDINEEDITFIXED... OTHERWISEIT'SGONNABEHELLALLOVERONCETHATMONSTERBREAKSLOOSEISWEARTHATKIDISTHEDEVILHIMSELF!!! WE'REALLGONNADIEUNLESSITGETSFIXEDNOWMISS!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEFIXMYCAR!!"
Miss Cashier Lady stared horrified as she dialed for security. "Huh, what're you doing?" Xemnas asked after calming down. When he saw the big scary policemen with guns, he realized what happened. "Aw, crap."
Meanwhile, Roxas had just awaken... chained to the car seat, and now conscious... "Where am I...? Ah! I'm chained down!!" He immediately saw the coffee and sugar dangling in front of him, used for torture purposes only. "Ooh..." He said, and with his super-scary strength, broke the chains loose. "Mmm... COFFEE!!" He reached for it, and suddenly saw flashback memories of terrorizing Vegas. "Er..." His glance exchanged over to the sugar, and those evil beading demon's red eyes appeared. He grabbed the cup full of pure white cane sugar, and poked it, licking the powdery substance off his finger. His eyes widened. Soon he found himself gulping the entire thing down. His eyes nearly popped out of their sockets, "YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE GUESS WHO'S BACK, BABY!"
The security men looked over at the car, and Xemnas shouted, "O.O NOOOOOOOO!! AWW CRAPPY!!" The car exploded. "..."
The policemen stared with disbelief, "..."
The cashier lady fainted, "..."
A random dog peed on aisle eight, "..."
A fly got electrocuted by the flourescent lighting and died in front of Xemnas, "..."
Roxas was still alive, and in slow-motion, was walking toward them, "..."
Xemnas resisted the urge to faint, and he went bug-eyed for the 97th time this entire week he'd been babysitting the terror, "CALL 911!! DROP, COVER, AND ROLL, PEOPLE!"
Roxas calmly opened the door, but his awe-struck expression made everyone stare at what he was looking at. The accursed fish crackers... covered in chocolate and sprinkles. "Noooooooooooo!" Xemnas hissed under his breath as the zombified teen snatched a bag, and ripped it open.
"This is dedicated to you, Xemmy-dawg." Roxas said with an evil glare. He gulped down the fish crackers like they were soda. The chocolate's sugar began taking even more affect. The world has ended. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
In panic-state, Xemnas rushed outside to escape with his car. Aw, crap. It's dead. Screw that. He looked over at the police car. Tempting... Maybe, too tempting! He hopped inside, put on the lighters, and raced out of the gas station, "Forget that brat! I'm escaping to the promised land!!" Xemnas shouted, only to irritate the police, so they began firing bullets at him. "Aw crappy..." He said, pressing the gas pedal as hard as he could.
"Wait, Xemmy!!" Roxas said, holding out his hand. "Uh... I sorta threw a flare gun at that thing, and..." There was a muffled explosion after Xemnas disappeared, and the police car's wheels went flying. (A/N: o.o I'm obsessing with explosions today!)
Xemnas didn't die; indeed he came back. Policemen asked if he wanted to be hospitalized, of course, because he actually survived the explosion force of 2.9 atomic bombs. Duh, he's a Nobody, not that they would know that.
"Roxas, why is it that you always get me in trouble?" Xemnas asked, paying for the damage here, too.
Roxas gave a guilty look, but didn't respond quite yet. He watched Xemnas growl at the bill of over $230,000. He slightly smiled, and looked at the exploded bye-bye car. Then at the new one the policemen gave him, understanding the circumstances. "I dunno..." Roxas sighed to answer the superior's question; the silver-haired man looked at him with disappointment and anger. "I guess... I like having a good time."
Xemnas growled, "And breaking the rules, and ruining my babysitting life is what you consider "a good time", huh, Roxy?"
Roxas shook his head, and smiled, "Nah."
Xemnas almost freaked out and started screaming, but refrained himself, and asked in a tone, quite too loud and too angry than expected, "Then. What. IS?"
Roxas thought about it, and sighed slowly through his lips, lowering his eyelids, to think. "Making people laugh... is what I call having a good time. Right, loyal readers?"
Indeed it's true. And so now, Xemnas and Roxas leave by the car, on their way to Disney World. We'll see more of them... lots more!
"IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!" Roxas screamed very off-tune.
Xemnas, thankfully, owned an iPod, so he turned it to maximum, and enjoyed some peaceful Final Destination 3 horror music.
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Author's Note: ommmmmgggg you have no idea how sorry I am for making this chapter turn out so late. I will update more, I promise! Ah, well... I don't know if this will surprise you, but... Indeed, I am fourteen years old, one year short from Roxas. Meaning, I have lots of school to do, therefore meaning... I didn't think of anything clever for this chapter until NOW! I am so proud of myself, though! 18 reviews! This story was a success ever since it was born. I am pleased to say... this is my only successful story. Keep on reviewing, keep up your good work on patience... more chapters will finally be issued! I repeat. Roxas will show more MADNESS!!
His favorite thing to do is make people laugh, which happens to be my favorite thing. This chapter has finally revealed... what Roxas loves about this story, and why he drives Xemnas nuts. This was a very touching chapter, I know. But don't expect me to keep the lovey-dovey-ness too long... NOW I'LL BRING OUT THE NEXT RULE! Aw crappy... what was the next rule? Ha ha, oh well... You'll see.
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Uh, what's the next rule? Xemmy was caught off-guard for this one!
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