Mana here. Yes!!!! I finally finished it! Hah! Sorry it took so long. I had finals. But I got my report card and guess what I got: ALL A's!!! YES!!! I am at highest of high spirits right now! Ok here's the fic.

"Pardon me?" The officer asked Tohru Honda.

"I killed Shigure and Yuki. Kyo is innocent."

"I see," the officer said to Tohru. "Why don't you come this way and you can tell me everything that happened."

Tohru followed the officer to a small room with other officers.

"Ok, miss," the first officer said, "explain."

"Well, you see I was in the kitchen on the day of Shigure's murder and Yuki and Kyo were out, so I was the only one. Then Shigure came and felt me up while I was chopping fish and so I turned around and accidentally stabbed him with the knife I was holding and killed him by accident, completely an accident. Then I stuffed him under the sink because I couldn't go outside since Yuki would be coming home soon and then he did come home and so did Kyo and then they were susupicious so at night when everyone was asleep I took Shigure's body and buried it in the woods and then Yuki came and he saw and then he tried to take the shovel out of my hands but I killed him by accident and then I dumped his body in the river and then the next day the police came and--"
"Ok that's enough, Honda-san," the officer said while still writing notes. I wish she didn't say it so fast!

"Am I going to be given the death penalty?" Tohru asked.

The officers thought for a while.

"No, we'll just give you life in prison. That's a worse punishment for what you did. Killing the two may have been only an accident, but hiding the bodies is a crime."

"Yes, officer. I understand."

The officers walked Tohru up to the cell where Kyo was.

"Sohma-san?" They called in the cell."

"What is it?" Kyo responded gruffly.

The officer twitched.

"Ok. You're free to go. We found the real killer."

"Good! Cuz I already told you I didn't kill no rat and dog!"

"Why don't you come on out and see who we got instead?"

The minute Kyo walked out and saw Tohru his eyes widened at great speed.

"What the hell?" Kyo turned to the officers. "You think she's the killer? She wouldn't kill a fly if she wanted to!"

"Kyo wait. I am the killer."

Kyo stared.

"Yes. I'm very sorry I got you into all this. I was only thinking about my own selfish reasons and I caused a problem for everyone."

"Tohru why didn't you just tell us right away? You wouldn't have been in trouble and neither would I! Sometimes you're just so…stupid."

Tohru put her head down.

"So," the cop said, "Kyo you're free. Honda, get in there."

Tohru didn't need a court session because the authour realized Japan isn't America and due to evidence and confessions, Tohru can go to jail without fancy lawyers and stuff.

Uo-chan and Hana-chan visited Tohru a little while until the officers said that she wasn't too safe to be seeing people anymore. Tohru had gone insane from being surrounded by big scary thugs. Each day she'd wake up and bang her head against the wall repeatedly until the guards came in and transferred her to a cushioned room. But that didn't stop there. She'd bite herself and scratch her arms until they bled. The guards saw that too so they put her in a straight jacket. Then she decided to hold her breath for a long amount of time. And you know what they say, you have to take more of the same drug you took once in order to get the same affect. And that's just what Tohru did. First she held her breath for 20 seconds. It was a wonderful feeling. Then she did it for 40 seconds. Then 80. Then 160. Pretty soon, she reached her maximum of 4 minutes. She collapsed and died that day.

On the day of her funeral, not many people came. Who in the right mind would want to mourn the passing of a selfish little girl who killed two people and framed another? Uotani, Hanajima and Kyo came. So did the rest of the Sohmas, you know, just to pay their respects. Tohru did help them through a lot, so they should at least visit right? Wrong. They just wanted to go to her funeral so she doesn't haunt them.

But she did haunt them.

Sometimes she'd go to Ritsu's house and knock over a vase, framing him for doing it. She somehow found it hilarious when he would scream "I'M SORRY" over and over.

She would also visit Momiji on some days. She really did scare the crap out of him.

She'd visit Akito and poke him until he bled. Being the hemophiliac that he is, he'd bleed in seconds. The result: a very tired and frustrated Hatori.

"Dammit Akito, can't you go a day without hurting yourself?"

"I'm not doing this! I'm not a cutter! I'm not a cutter!" He'd wail that all the time and cause great headaches for Hatori.

As for Hiro, she tormented him each day. He deserves it for being so rude to her. She'd steal his lunch and replace it with grass, which he didn't seem to mind. Then she found out that goats like grass so she replaced it with weed. Hiro grew very, very high and jumped off a cliff.

What happened to the sweet kind Tohru we all knew and loved? Well, after killing loved ones, thrown in prison, and killing herself, all the good had been sucked out of her. Heaven didn't want her and she was too scared to go to hell so she decided to wander the earth. By herself. It's a pretty miserable fate, but she should have thought about it before she decided to kill Shigure.

-Alright! That's the end of this fic. Sorry it's all crackish…well this was supposed to be humor but I guess I got a little too serious in the other chapters. Thank you all very much for reading this and reviewing! Your comments really helped me a lot Thank you so much!

-mana