To Hex Harry, or not to Hex Harry, that is the Problem

Disclaimer: Okay, it's true! I must not hide it any longer! JKR stole my Harry Potter idea from me!... Send all the money to me... that's right, all of it...

"So... How much to we know about this Harry Potter character?" Ron asked seriously to his brothers. Bill, Charlie, Fred, George and Ron sat around the dinner table at The Burrow, discussing a certain boy-who-lived.

"Well," Bill began smiling, "he's your best friend, so he must be an idiot."

"I still can't believe he snogged Ginny in front of all of Gryffindor!" Fred said laughing.

Ron scowled at Bill's remark, "Back to the topic!! Are we going to do what we did to all Ginny's other ex-boyfriends?" the group shuddered at the thought of what happened to Michael Corner and Dean Thomas, "Or are we going to help get them back together?"

"And by help you mean force?" Fred asked.

"Of course!" Ron said.

There was a moments silence before a voice interrupted their thoughts, "Honestly, do you idiots really to think about this?!" someone called from the door, there, with folded arms, stood-

"Hemione!" Ron said surprised, "What are you doing here!?"

"I'm here to save you lot from your stupidity... and you invited me over, so thanks for the welcome." she said rolling her eyes. "Are you guys really going to do to Harry what you did to Dean." when no-one answered, she continued, "Who here doesn't like Harry?" Charlie looked at the others and began to raise his hand, in almost a casual stretcch, but Bill hit him on the head.

"I was joking..." Charlie said, rubbing his head.

"Yes, I hoped so." Hermione said smirking, "Who votes we don't hex Harry." no-one raised their hands "Honestly! Not even you Ron!" Ron looked down shamefaced, Hermione sighed thoughtfully. "This is going to take some work." she said more to herself than anyone else "Okay... Bill... Where did you meet Fleur?"

"At the Triwizard Tournament." Bill said proudly.

"And why where you there?" Hermione pressed.

"To watch... Harry." he muttered.

"Yes, and if you weren't going to watch Harry, what are the chances of you meeting your fiancé?"

Bill muttered something, then said louder, "I might not hex him..."

"Good. Charlie, did you get a paid for finding a Norwegian Ridgeback?"

"Yeah..." Charlie answered suspiciously.

"And do you know whose idea it was to send him to you?"

"Um... Ron's?" Charlie asked, even though he knew the real answer.

"No. It was Harry's and we used Harry's invisibility cloak to get him to you." Hermione corrected.

"Fine... I get it."

Hemione smiled and turned to the twins seats which... were empty, "Fred, George... DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME!" the two red heads, who had tried to make a run for it, smiled sheepishly and slowly came back to their seats at the table.

"Where was I? Oh yes, where did you two get the money, for ingredients, the premises and who knows what else, for your joke shop?"

"Harry." They muttered.

"And how did he get the money."

"By facing a dragon, merpeople and a maze of dark creatures and you-know-who-" George started.

"-in a deadly battle between life and death and-" Fred continued.

"That's enough, would your joke shop be as successful without Harry?"

"No..." the said quietly.

"And I'm guessing Harry forced you to take the money?"

They didn't answer, but squirmed uncomfortably in their seats. Hermione turned to the last of the bunch. "Ron." Ron smiled nervously, "Who has been your best friend for six years?"

"You, of course, Hermione." Ron said, sending her a charming grin.

Hermione rolled her eyes but blushed slightly, "And who saved your life last year?"

"Harry." Ron sighed.

"Yes. Who here still wants to hex Harry?"

"But he broke up with Ginny!" Charlie said.

"Because he didn't want Voldemort to- ...oh, honestly, Ron, start saying his name- use her as bait! You all know Harry cares a lot about Ginny, he risked his life to save hers down in the Chamber of Secrets and he would do it again in a heartbeat."

There was an uncomfortable silence. "So we're going to help get them back together?" Hermione didn't wait for a response, "Good, well I'm going to unpack. Meeting dismissed." With that she turned and dragged her stuff to Ginny's room.

"Did she just stop us from hexing one of Ginny's ex-boyfriends and dismiss a Weasley brothers meeting?" Bill asked, blinking in disbelief.

"I think she did." Charlie said.

"She's too much like Mum, that one is." Bill commented.

"You have no idea..." the twins muttered darkly, remembering the time she threatened to said Mrs Weasley a letter about their product testing on first-years.

"Same temper..." Ron added.

"So, when you going to ask her out, Ronnie?" Fred asked grinning.

"I don't know..." Ron said distantly.

"Oh so you do like her," George asked raising an eyebrow.

"We were just trying to mess with you." Fred smirked. "You'd make an adorable couple, our ickle Ronniekins is growing up!" Ron's ears burned flaming red.

"But our problem lies unresolved..." George said solemnly.

"We have no-one to hex." Fred said.

"Well..." Ron started; his face formed a mischievous grin not unlike Fred and George's. "Bill, you mentioned Fleur was inviting Victor Krum to the wedding..."

Fin.

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