Ok, as the title says, this is NOT, I repeat, NOT what it seems. Don't go crazy and try to claw your eyes out. My friends tried to and every 5 seconds I had to tell them that this story was NOT what it seemed. Read on…

Disclaimer: YA ACTUALLY THINK I OWN THIS?! DO I LOOK LIKE A JAPANESE MAN TO YOU?!

"No Sakura, it's to tense for that right now, you have to play with them."

"Like this Sasuke-kun?"

"No, you're being too rough, work it like your giving it a massage, in fact, do that."

"I just keep getting distracted by the way you use your hands!"

"I could teach you."

"Really? That would be great Sasuke-kun!"

"There now you've got it! Where did you learn to work it like that?"

"Um…well…"

"Please don't tell me you learned this from Naruto or Kakashi!"

"NO! Naruto is too busy with Hinata to even notice me anymore."

"Shikamaru?"

"No, remember he's with Temari."

"Neji?"

"He has Tenten"

"Gaara?"

"He would kill me if I even mentioned it."

"Kankuro?"

"He would insist on letting his puppets watch, that's just creepy…"

"Lee?"

"Eww…"

"Can I take that as a 'no'?"

"Yes! Take it! I really just want to focus on our little project."

"Hn."

"No, don't put your shirt back on! Is my lesson over? Please say no!"

"Fine, no, but we wont be back for a few days."

"Why?"

"Because," Sasuke said, putting something in an oven "This type of clay needs 4 days to bake in a kiln before we can coat it with glaze."

"Thanks so much for the pottery lesson Sasuke-kun! See you tomorrow for training!"

"Hn."

"Hn yourself."

Hope you liked! My suggestion to you now is to reread the story, knowing what it's about! R&R! Please?