Title: The List

Author: Billy

Summary: In response to ATSB Quick Pick - List - Hannibal runs through his list with Face

No warnings required I don't think!

Ratings: G

Disclaimer: I don't own the A Team and I've not made a penny from this, I just do it for the jazz!

"OK guys, let's run through and check we've got everything before BA gets back to the van." Hannibal sat in the front seat, turned towards Face and Murdock in the back. "First of all, our flight out of here!"

"Check. She's ready and waiting" Face responded to Hannibal and then turned to Murdock. "And Murdock you're gonna love her."

"Oh I can't wait!" Murdock beamed at Face. "But she's not broken is she, Faceman?"

"No, no, she's fine." Face lied.

"BA's night night juice."

"Check" Face waved a small bottle up to Hannibal.

"Parachutes."

"Erm, yes, Hannibal." Face was a little nervous about this item. "But we're not going to use them, are we? We're landing the plane aren't we?"

"Yeah, Colonel, I'm with this on Face. I'd prefer it if we didn't ditch the plane."

"They're just a precaution." Hannibal chuckled with a twinkle in his eye, seeing the nervous expression in both the men's faces. "Ammunition." He continued.

"Check."

"The Weapons."

"Check."

"What, you managed to get all of them?"

"Yes, yes." Face smiled smugly.

"The costumes I requested. You never know when we'll need a disguise."

"Check, and all in your size, Colonel."

"Cigars."

"Check" Face responded to this request sarcastically. As if he'd forget Hannibal's cigars.

"Rocket launcher."

"What?" Face turned to Hannibal in surprise. "Now, Hannibal, you didn't have no rocket launcher on the list this morning."

"I know, Face, but I've kinda think we might need one now."

"Oh great, and where am I going to get a rocket launcher from, at this short notice, huh?" Face adjusted his tie in agitation.

Hannibal chuckled at Face's comments, he loved setting the impossible for his Lieutenant.

"Face, you'll think of something, you usually do."

END