Sharkboy's Rules

One: I must never go to the real world again.

Two: Just so people will think I'm cool.

Three: I am not cool.

Four: I am a fish.

Five: SHARKS ARE NOT FISH!

Six: I must not yell in the rules.

Seven: I must not go into shark frenzies when La-La's bother me.

Eight: La-la's are nice.

Nine: Even if I don't think they are.

Ten: I must pronounce my love for Lavagirl.

Eleven: Even if she doesn't feel the same way.

Twelve: I must not get angry if she doesn't feel the same way.

Thirteen: I must not harm Max for being an idiot.

Fourteen: Even if he is one.

Fifteen: I must erase number 14.

Sixteen: I must not gel my hair for a week because I did not erase number 14.

Seventeen: I must not get angry because of the above rule.

Eighteen: I must not say that Mr. Positive is gay and that I like Linus better.

Nineteen: Even if he is cooler.

Twenty: I must not make fun of Mr. Electric's left over body.

Twenty-One: I must not run around and scream 'I'm King of the Ocean bitches!'

Twenty-Two: Even though I am.

Twenty-Three: I must never say 'bitches'.

Twenty-Four: I must not gel my hair for another week because I said bitches twice.

Twenty-Five: Three times.

Twenty-Six: I must delete 25 because it isn't a rule.

Twenty-Seven: I must not gel my hair for a month because I didn't delete 25.

Twenty-Eight: I must not cry at this.

Twenty-Nine: I must not throw tempter tantrums because Max has more power then me. (Does not!)

Thirty: I must not add stupid comments or questions at the end of a rule.

Thirty-One: Why?

Thirty-Two: I must not use a rule to ask a question.

Thirty-Three: I must not ask why.

Thirty-Four: I must always be cute.

Thirty-Five: I must go to anger management.

Thirty-Six: I must not get angry because I have to go to anger management.

Thirty-Seven: I must not make Lavagirl angry just to see her hair flame.

Thirty-Eight: I must not laugh because her hair flames.

Thirty-Nine: I must not touch her hand just to burn myself.

Forty: I must not inflict pain on myself to make me feel better.

Forty-One: That is emo.

Forty-Two: I am not emo.

Forty-Three: Or Elmo, for that matter.

Forty-Four: I must not tell Lava that I am Tickle-Me-Elmo just so she will tickle me.

Forty-Five: I must not do above rule just so I can be burned.

Forty-Six: I must refer to rule number 40.

Forty-Seven: I must not ask what emo is.

Forty-Eight: I must stop talking about emo. (Don't you mean typing?)

Forty-Nine: I must refer to rule number 30.

Fifty: I must never tear these rules up just so I can continue to do them.

Fifty-One: I must always keep these rules with me.

Fifty-Two: Even if I don't want to.

Fifty-Three: I have to deal with it.

Fifty-Four: Because I am not God.

Fifty-Five: Or Jesus.

Fifty-Six: I am Sharkboy.

Fifty-Seven: See rule number 53.

Signed, SharkyBoy.