Here's a new story after my long/short break I guess...
Disclaimer: I own all.
THE STEREOTYPERATOR
The day that day was all sunny and happy bunny-filled, but suddenly it became all black with dark thunderclouds as lightening rumbled through the sky.
After lunch the Smashers went into the living room.
"Hmm, I wonder where Bowser is…" Peach said to herself as she entered the living room.
No one noticed.
"HMM, I WONDER WHERE-" then she gagged from screaming and took a Halls throat thingy, "HMM I- JUST LOOK FOR BOWSER 'CAUSE HE'S MISSING!"
"K…" they said and the Smashers wandered around the mansion in and outside of it.
Inside Mario and Luigi were searching an old, dusty guest room, "Finally my collection is complete!" Mario said excitedly as he had found an antique chamber pot.
Link and Marth searched the side of the mansion as the wind howled, "What were we searching for?" Link asked,
"Uhh…" Marth thought long and hard, then it hit him like a brick, "a brick!…" he uttered before slipping into unconsciousness.
"My lucky brick!" Captain Falcon cried, looking out the window at the two swordsmen, one lying on the grass, and the other picking his nose. With out his luck, a bunch of raving monkeys latched onto him, he ran around the third floor room screaming.
Link tossed the brick on Marth's cape and dragged him into the mansion with it.
The clouds brought down spit rain as the search continued.
Roy pretended to check a vase until Zelda and Yoshi looked somewhere else. Then went into a closet, "Now we're alone at last…" he said to a mirror and kissed himself passionately.
Pikachu and Jigglypuff were searching Mario's collection of chamber pots in his closet, "What a goldmine!" Jigglypuff said.
Peach watched as Fox and Falco searched the living room sofa, only finding Kirby, then crawled under her dress and searched some more, Peach ran to the front door and yelled, "OK I FOUND BOWSER!"
"WHERE?" everyone screamed at once.
"GET IN THE BUS AND I'LL SHOW YOU!" she cried back.
They stampeded into the bus parked outside and buckled up; Peach got in and dove off.
Everyone but the princess then started singing, "THE BUS ON THE BUS GOES BUS BUS BUS, BUS BUS BUS, BUS BUS BUS!"
Peach gritted her teeth as she started getting a vein in her forehead.
They finally arrived at Peach's castle, "BUS BUS BUS- YAY!" they screamed and ran out.
Peach slammed the door shut and walked up infront of the small crowd, managing to control he temper to be undetectable, "Ok we are here! Where Bowser is!"
"YAJ!1" they shouted again.
"So… lets… go… inside!" she said, gritting her teeth again, all this frustration made certain that she wouldn't want to change her mind for what she planned to do.
Inside was how it was with the bricks colored as scenery and the doors with stars on them… Oh and dead happy bunnies lying around.
"NO!" Roy cried as fell to his knees, "Why is it always the happy bunnies that suffer? But you can help, with just twenty-five cents a day; you can help the happy bunnies-" Roy was interrupted from talking to the audience by Peach.
"Here's Bowser," she said, pointing to a cage hanging from the ceiling in the corner.
"K," they said and turned to walk out, Peach pulled out a universal remote and pushed a button, as to seal the door shut, but nothing happened as the Smashers walked out, oblivious to the suspicious stuff the princess was doing, she slapped it and kept trying to lock it.
They left.
Then they came back in to retrieve Bowser, "Almost forgot," Mario chuckled.
Peach took out her back up universal remote and clicked repeatedly, pushing harder and faster with each click.
They left again.
She followed, looking distressed, She used her remote to send out ten intercontinental ballistic missiles, all missing the bus.
"Uhh… Who wants… some… thing…?" Peach said, making every word up as she went, grasping for something to hold their attention.
"ME!" they all said almost at once and blindly back into the castle.
"YAY BLINDLY RUNING IS TEH KOOLZ!" Pichu squealed, before smacking into a wall.
Dr. Mario took a finger and got some of the red stuff that appeared around the unconscious Pokemon and took a taste test, "Hmm… strawberry…?"
"FOOZ!" Peach laughed evilly, "I kidnapped Bowser so I could get you all here," Bowser started to cry, "then us my totally awesome machine that I ordered from that magazine called 'Things You Wished You Never Knew Existed'!"
"Oh yeah, gotta love that magazine…" Ganondorf reminisced.
"What is this Machine?" Mewtwo asked,
"'The Stereotyperator'!" She declared excitedly, turned to find that it wasn't where she thought she had placed it, "Funny I thought I had it right here…" she desperately searched the room, the Smashers getting bored, their minds wandering.
"I'm waiting," Falcon said impatiently, causing more nervousness for our possible/poor antagonist.
She ended up finding it in Kirby's spleen and showed it off.
"Behold… 'The Stereotyperator'!" the Princess said; the item was a neon green, 50's-styled futuristic gun.
"Big wup." Donkey Kong said sincerely.
Awkward silence.
"… I might as well get this over with…" Mewtwo sighed, the psychic cat Pokemon floated forward and Peach fired, sending out a ray of red energy into the Pokemon.
"I don't feel different, but I feel like playing with a ball of yarn, maybe even pink! Then get a high off of some catnip," he said and wandered off.
"This wasn't what I was suspecting, kind of disappointing and all… I paid quite a lot ya know…" Peach said, "Oh well!"
"Neither was I, I was expecting the usual personalities in many fan fiction, but with just ½ yen a week, you can change a character for the better," Roy said to the audience.
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