Hey there peeps. This is my first story so if you don't like then can you give me some tips on how to make it better. :D Well… off to the story.

It's gonna be hot

"Muuummmmm!!!! Where'd you put my new shoooeeeeessss???" Kagome Higurashi called out at 2AM IN THE MORNING????

At the sound of her daughter screaming like a banshee Kaori Higurashi literally jumped out of bed and was clinging to the roof for dear life.

"Mum?
Where are you?" Said Kagome when she walked into her mothers room.

Kaori… still on the roof of her bedroom, looked down and saw her daughter looking for her under the bed.
"I'm… up…here…Kagome."

"Where?"

"Look a little to the North Kagome."

Kagome looked up at the roof and saw her mother clinging to the roof with a look on her face that looked like a cat on drugs. Kagome couldn't help it, she took one look at her mum up there and she started cracking up laughing.

"Oh ha ha. Well I'm sorry if getting woken up at 2am in the morning by my daughter screeching like a banshee scared me a little. Now would you shut up and get the broom or something. I don't really feel like hanging upside down for the rest of the day"
"Ok mum" So Kagome went outside and went to find the broom. Well she started to. As soon as she got outside all her mother could hear was this "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"KAGOME!! I DON'T HEAR ANY BROOM FINDING HAPPENING OUT THERE!"

"Sorry mum. I'm looking for it I swear" Said Kagome while trying to catch her breath to make it sound like she hadn't just been in hysterics.

"Yeah yeah I believe you" mumbled her mum while trying to think of something other then the fact that she was hanging upside down over her bed when she could be sleeping peacefully in the comforts of her bed right now.

"I found it mum" Shouted Kagome from the hallway.
"That's great honey, now can you get in here and get me down?"

"Sure thing mum. Do you want me to get the ladder or something?"

"NO!! Now just get in here and get me down!"

Kagome just started cracking up again.
"Daughters. Always trying to make my life as hard as possible so early in the morning" mumbled Kaori.

Finally Kagome came in with the broom and proceeded in getting her mum down off the roof while trying not to laugh her ass off at the looks that her mum was giving her at the time.

After about 20 minutes of poking and prodding, and lots of curses and laughter, Kagome had finally succeeded in getting her mum down off the roof.

Now after a full 20 minutes her mum kissing the floor of her room and swearing to the gods above that she will never leave the safety of good flat land again she turned to her daughter and asked what she needed so bad to scare her half out of her mind and cause her to be stuck on the roof for a full hour and a half.

Kagome started to crack a grin at the memory of that but kept it under control from the glare that her mum was sending her that said 'If you so much as crack a grin I'm going to burn you to the fires of hell, bring you back to life and then kill you again.'
"I'm sorry about all of this mum, but I needed to know where you put my new shoes because Rin and I are going over to our new neighbours to introduce ourselves to the girl there. She seems about the same age as us. And Rin said that she has hot brothers that I want to get a look at" Kagome said while getting a goofy grin on her face about all of the eye candy that she could potentially be getting.

She was snapped out of her dreams however when her mum looked over at her incredulously and said in a eerie calm voice "So you woke me up at 2am in the morning, to help you find you new shoes, so you and Rin can go over to our new neighbours house so that you can get some EYE CANDY???!!!"

Kagome started laughing nervously "Eheheh… umm yeah?"

"NO!"

"No?"

"That's right. No. I will not help you find you new shoes because its not even light yet and I need my beauty sleep because I need to go to work today and if I am grumpy at work today then I won't get all the work done that needs to be done, and if I don't get all the work done that needs to be done then I won't get paid and if I don't get paid then we can't get and of the supplies that we need and then everything will fall to pieces and I can't have that can I Kagome?"

"Uhhh…No?"

"That's right I can't have that. NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT!"

At this Kagome ran out of her mothers way got to the door and turned around and said "Night mum"

"OUT!"

Kagome ran out of the room laughing her head off and ran into her room to get some sleep as well.

At a reasonable hour in the morning Kagome went down stairs in a baby blue sundress and wearing her new shoes, which were some white sandals that strap up around her ankles.

She looked around the corner into the kitchen waving a white flag and said "Is it clear? Am I allowed to have breakfast? Because I'm really hungry right now" As if in response to Kagome her stomach growled in the background.

"Yes Kagome. It's ok for you to come in"

Kagome looked around the corner to make sure that it really was safe, decided that it was and came into the kitchen grabbed some cereal and started eating.

Kaori, having seen all of Kagome's safety procedures looked at her and laughed. "You are such a drama queen Kagome"

After hearing this, Kagome looked up from her cereal and said sarcastically "Gee, I wonder whom I get that off"

Kaori looked up innocently and said "I have no idea what you talking about Kagome"

Kagome laughed and started mimicking her mum from earlier this morning " 'If I don't get some sleep then everything will fall apart, we'll go broke and we'll end up having to live on the streets Kagome.' ".

Kaori cracked a smile at this, then hid it when Kagome looked up at her and said "I said nothing like that Kagome"

Kagome snorted into her breakfast and said "Ok, those weren't your exact words but they were what you meant."

"Well I was sleep deprived ok. You would have said the same thing probably had you been in that position."

"Yeah right"

"You would have. I think I know my daughter Kagome"

"Riiight"

Kaori, desperate to change the subject to a topic that didn't question her sanity decided to ask Kagome what she was doing today. It seems she had forgotten in her sleep deprived state. "So Kagome, what are you doing today?"

Kagome looked over at her mum like she had gone crazy "I told you last night mum"

"Well I'm sorry if I didn't hear last night when I was clinging to dear life on the roof of my bedroom."

At this Kagome started to snicker at the memory, "Ahh… Good times"

"Shut up Kagome. Now we will never mention this again. Understand?"

"Yeah, ok mum"

"By the way Kagome, Have you seen Souta today?"

Kagome thought about this "Come to think of it, I haven't actually."

Kaori and Kagome jumped out of their seats and started running up to Souta's room. "Souta? Honey? Are you in there?" Called Kaori in her panic.

Kagome was a little less kind, "Hey runt can you hear me?"

"KAGOME!!"

"Oh right, Souta? Oh sweet little brother? Are you in there" Kagome called in a high sweet voice.

Kaori just looked over at Kagome dancing around calling out to her brother in that false sweet voice and just sighed. 'What am I going to do with her?'.

After a lot of persuading on Kaori's part, Souta finally decided to come out of his bedroom clad in his blanket and a baseball bat.
Kagome took one look at Souta in his Dragon Ball Z blanket and his baseball bat and just started laughing her ass off at how ridiculous he looked.

Kaori also looked over her son and had to use all of her will power not to take a leaf out of Kagome's book and just start laughing. But seeing as she was a good person she decided to look at Kagome for a second so she could contain the laugh that was about to come out of her. "Uhhh, Souta… honey? Why do you have a baseball bat with you?" She decided to leave the blanket out of it this time.

Souta, who was looking around his mum to see if there was anything behind her. Seeing that it was safe he decided to come out of his bedroom fully, "Well last night I was woken up by this loud bang just under my bed here. And then after a couple of minutes, I heard this really loud sound that sounded like someone laughing"

(Kaori's bedroom is directly under Souta's)

After hearing the reason about why Souta was dressed like that, Kagome was on the ground clutching her stomach while she was rolling around in hysterics.

Souta, thinking that Kagome was laughing at his reason got all upset "Shut up Kagome. It's true."

Kaori just sighed and went over to Souta to comfort him "It's alright honey, she's just laughing because last night Kagome decided to see how loud she needed to be to kill me in my sleep."

Souta, getting a mental image at this joined Kagome on the floor laughing while Kagome – who had almost sobered up – went into another laughing fit at her mums reasons for last night.

Kaori looked over at her kids and just sighed to herself "Stupid kids. What did I ever do to deserve this?"

After 20 minutes of solid laughing, well, 30 in Kagome's case, everyone decided to go downstairs to finish breakfast.

Just when Kagome had finished her breakfast the doorbell. "Oh. That must be Rin."

She went over to the door, opened it, and almost melted on the spot.

Please review. I know it has no point into the story so far but I just wanted to have a fun chapter at the start. :D