Mom, I Think I've Gone Crazy!

Dedicated To My Friend Katie

Summary- Wyatt, Chris, Melinda, Phoenix, Priya, Parissa, Paiton, Paitence, and Dylan all get stuck in Halliwell Hospital with their dads (Leo, Coop, and Henry) as their doctors, and their moms (Piper, Phoebe, and Paige) as their nurses. They don't know how they got there but they do know it's demonic.

Piper & Leo

Wyatt-16

Chris-14

Melinda-12

Phoebe & Coop

Phoenix-12

Priya-10

Parissa-8

Paige & Henry

Paiton-12

Paitence-12

Dylan-10

"Paitence Marquee Mitchell! You get your butt down here now!" Paige Matthews shouted up the stairs at her daughter. Usually, her middle child was the first one up and at the breakfast table with her but recently she had started to kind of rebel. 'Isn't she too young to rebel?' Paige thought as she walked back into the kitchen where her husband Henry and their other two kids Paiton, and Dylan were already seated at the table. 'I mean she's only 12.'

"Alright, jeeze. I'm here." Paitence announced as she took her seat at the table beside her twin sister Paiton.

"Thank you!" Paige said as she sat down in her seat at the end of her table facing her husband.

"Whatever." She heard Paitence mumble as she played with her scrambled eggs and her fork.

"Don't play with your food Pait." Henry told her, using her life long nickname.

She just sat her fork down and stared at her plate. She had been acting like this since she started hanging out with Piper's daughter Melinda and Phoebe's daughter Phoenix who also have been going through a rebellious stage. Expecially, since they all three were worse around their moms. "What's the matter with you?" Dylan asked his grumpy sister.

"None of your business!" she states and orbs to her cousin Phoenix's house.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Mel, sweetie, what's the matter?" No answer "Melinda?" Still no answer "Prudence Melinda Halliwell you get your ass out of that bathroom right now!" Piper Halliwell yelled through the bathroom door where her youngest child Melinda was locked up, per her choice. They had all been sitting eating breakfast and all of a sudden Melinda ran up the stairs and into the bathroom and hasn't come out since.

"GO AWAY!" Melinda shouted from inside the bathroom. There was a reason she had ran from the table. She had her first period ever at school a few days ago. But she was no where near about to tell her mother that. The problem was that she had no idea how to use those pad things, well, she knew how to use them but she didn't know which direction to turn them or how many to use at once.

"Not until you come out here and tell me what's wrong!"

"UHHH!" Melinda grumbled. She threw the package of pads back under the sink and ran to the door and opened it. "Nothing's wrong I'm fine!" she tells her mom looking at her forhead instead of into her eyes hoping her mom wouldn't notice, she had never been able to look into her mother's eyes and lie.

"OK, Now the truth." Piper says grabbing her daughter's chin and making her look into her eyes.

"I want to go to Aunt Phoebe's." Melinda told her. It was the truth she would be way more comfortable if she talked to her Aunt first. "Then, I'll tell you what's up."

"Baby, what's so important that you can't tell me? You have always been able to tell me anything and you know that." Piper states a little hurt that her daughter would rather talk to her sister instead of her.

"I know but I'd be a lot more comfortable telling you if I talked to Aunt Phoebe about it first."

Piper nodded and goes "Can I atleast drive you?"

Melinda nodded "But you can't stay, well, you can but you can't listen to my and Aunt Phoebe's conversation. Deal?"

"Only if you promise to tell me what's wrong." Melinda merely nodded and they walked out to the car.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Phoenix. We're not having this conversation again now go to your room." Phoebe Halliwell stated as she walked to answer the door. She opened the door to see her sister Piper and her neice Melinda. "Hey, come on it. Mel, Phoenix is in her room if you wanna go talk to her."

"Actually Aunt Phoebe, I was hoping I could talk to you."Melinda said taking a side glance at her mom. "Alone."

"Oh, umm. OK. We can go into my bedroom. Come on." She said showing Melinda the way to her room while throwing Piper a questioning glance to which Piper just shrugged sadly and went into the living room to sit on the couch.

Once Phoebe and Melinda were in her bedroom, Melinda sat on her bed and Phoebe shut the door and sat next to her. "OK, what's the matter?"

"Istartedmyperiodatschooltheotherday." Melinda grumbled.

Shocked that Melinda wouldn't tell her mother about something that big Phoebe gasped and goes "Excuse me?"

"I started my period at school the other day." Melinda said stareing at her hands in her lap.

"Sweetie, Why didn't you tell your mom?" Phoebe asked gently as she put her arm around her neice's shoulders.

"I'm scared. I've never had one of these things before, and I have no idea how to use those pad things, and I'm scared mom will blow it way out of porportion, like vanquish me or something." Melinda said sniffling a little.

"She wouldn't do anything but help. She would never vanquish you. She may take it a little over board but that's just because your her only daughter. Her baby girl and your growing up and trust me, it's scary for a mother to think about."

Melinda nodded. She had no idea why she thought her mom would vanquish her, she's not a demon but her and her mom don't get along too well.

"Wait, How many days ago?"

"It started late Thursday." Melinda told her aunt. "And it still hasn't stopped."

"Sweetie, it's only Saturday. It takes more then two days to stop trust me. Now, I think I should go get your mom so she can come in here and you can tell her all of this. OK?" Melinda nodded and Phoebe left to go get Piper.

When Piper walked into the room, she found Melinda shuffling her feet, flipping a piece of her long chocolate brown hair between her fingers, and gazing out of the window. She had no idea what was wrong with her daughter. Well, now or never. "Mel?"

Melinda practically jumped off of the bed, which she quickly tried to hide. "Hey."

She walked over and took Phoebe's spot next to Mel on the bed and says "I'd like to know what's so important that you think you can't talk to me about."

Melinda lets out a heavy breath and turns to face her mom and trys to give a reassuring smile but only manages a small half smile. "I got my first period on Thursday at school."

"Oh Melinda. Why didn't you just tell me?" Piper asked putting a piece of Melinda's hair behind her ear. Melinda just shrugged and looked down at her Aunt's bedspread. "Sweetie, You should have told me. I know you must have questions and maybe even be a little scared. Do you have any questions?"

"Yeah, How do you use those pad things?" Piper laughed and explained the situation to her daughter. "OOO OK, I understand now. Can I go see what Phoenix is doing?" Melinda asked her mom after about a 30 minute talk.

Piper breathed heavily and nodded watching her daughter walk out of the room. 'Back to the way things used to be, us fighting or not talking to each other at all. How fun.' Piper thought as she let out a sigh and went to find her sister.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------