Once Upon A Time...

Disclaimer: Do NOT own Soul Calibur. Nuriko btw is me so I own her!!!

Goldilocks

CAST:

Father Bear: Kilik

Mother Bear: Xianghua

Baby Bear: Yunsung

Goldilocks: Talim

Narrator: Nuriko (and ALWAYS will be...)

(Backstage)

NURIKO: Okay people! Places please! First scene!

YUNSUNG: (comes out in baby bear outfit) Is this REALLY necessary?

NURIKO: (smirks) Why, yes Yunsung!

TALIM: (squeals) Yunsung-kun!!!! Kawaii!!!

YUNSUNG: I'm NOT supposed to be kawaii! I'm supposed to be the super cool warrior that NURIKO said I'd be!

NURIKO: Hey, it's not my fault I got "Fairy Tales" and "Life of a Warrior" mixed up...

KILIK: Hey, acting's pretty cool anyway! It's sometimes good to get away from all that violence...

XIANGHUA: Kilik-chan's right! . He's ALWAYS right...

NURIKO: ... OKAY! Lights! Camera! Pull up the curtains!

(Curtains go up)

NURIKO: Once upon a time, there lived 3 bears; Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear.

KILIK: (comes out in Father Bear costume and roars) I am the strong Father Bear!

XIANGHUA: (comes out and smiles) I am the loving Mama Bear! AND I'M MARRIED TO KILIK-CHAN!!!! OMG!!!!

EVERYONE: --;;;;;;;

YUNSUNG: (comes out and glares at everyone)

(Silence...)

NURIKO: (from behind the curtain) Say your line!

YUNSUNG: I'm the adorable baby bear... Wheeeeee... (without any enthusiasm)

NURIKO: Well one day, Mama Bear made some porridge for Papa Bear and Baby...

KILIK: P-Porridge??? I'm allergic to it!!! I can't eat it!

XIANGHUA: Oh don't worry, Kilik-chan! I made it porridge free! It may look like porridge but it's not...

NURIKO: Yeah yeah ok... Whatever... Well anyway, the porridge was too hot to eat so the three bears decided to take a walk out into the woods while it cools.

YUNSUNG: Yay yay... Whoopee...

XIANGHUA: Baby Bear, be more enthusiastic please...

YUNSUNG: (ignores Xianghua)

NURIKO: Well, while they were out, young Goldilocks happened to walk past the three bears' house and decided...

TALIM: Hmm, no one's home... And I'm dreadfully hungry... To top it off, I smell porridge! Maybe they wouldn't mind me going in and having some to eat...

NURIKO: So in she went, that naughty little Goldilocks and tried the first bowl of porridge which belonged to Papa Bear.

TALIM: Eww!!! This porridge is too hot! Better try the second one!

NURIKO: So she tried Mama Bear's porridge although it did not go to her liking...

TALIM: Eww!!! This porridge is too sweet!

XIANGHUA: (backstage) You have no taste in porridge! It's supposed to be sweet, stupid!

NURIKO: Hoping that the third time would be lucky, Goldilocks tried Baby Bear's tiny little bowl.

TALIM: Let me try the third bowl which is used by Yunsung-kun!!! (tastes some) Mmm!!! Delicious! Good taste as ever Yunsung-kun!!!
NURIKO: ... Anyway Goldilocks decided to wander around the house and found three chairs. First, she sat on Papa Bear's chair which was...

TALIM: (sits on Baby Bear's chair which broke) Ooops!

NURIKO: Talim!!! PAPA Bear!!! Not Baby Bear!!!

TALIM: Gomen! (sits on Papa Bear's chair) Oof! This chair is too hard! I'll try the second one!

YUNSUNG: Wow she IS suited for Goldilocks... She's BLONDE!!!!

NURIKO: (after banging head countlessly on the wall) Oook... After that attempt, she decided to try the second chair.

TALIM: (sits down on Mama Bear's chair and sinks in) Oh my! This chair is way too soft for me!

NURIKO: Uh... She was supposed to sit on Baby Bear's chair but...

TALIM: But I was too excited to sit on Yunsung-kun's chair that I broke it too soon! Gomenasai minna-san!

NURIKO: ... WELL, after a long day of interesting things, Goldilocks decided to get some rest and so she marched up the stairs.

TALIM: (opens room door and gasps) Three beds all in one room! How did they manage to fit it in??? And WHY do they share the same room?

NURIKO: Goldilocks tried the first bed but it was to her dislike.

TALIM: Again this bed is too hard!

KILIK: Just cuz I like to sleep on a rock...

TALIM: (tries Mama Bear's bed) Oh too soft! (tries Baby Bear's bed) Just right! AND it's Yunsung-kun's bed!!! .

NURIKO: (ignoring audiences' laughing and the stupidity of what Talim said...) So Goldilocks fell asleep in Baby Bear's tiny baby cot, forgetting about the fact that she was at a stranger's home. Meanwhile, the three bears had come home to find their front door opened.

KILIK,XIANGHUA,YUNSUNG: (playing poker)

NURIKO: AHEM!!! The THREE BEARS had COME HOME to find their FRONT DOOR OPENED!!!!

KILIK,XIANGHUA,YUNSUNG: Oh! (run onto stage)

KILIK: Someone's been eating my not real porridge!

XIANGHUA: Someone's been eating MY porridge! (adds under breath) and finds it too sweet, stupid non-sweet-appreciator!

YUNSUNG: And someone's been eating my porridge and look it's ALL gone... Cry sniffle sniffle... I mean... (cries and sniffs)

NURIKO: (sighs) They then went into the living room to find that...

KILIK: ... Did Goldilocks sit in my chair? Oh I mean, someone's been sitting in my chair!

XIANGHUA: Someone's been sitting in MY chair! And you can see the imprint still!

YUNSUNG: Someone's been sitting in my chair and look! It's broken into pieces! (cries)

NURIKO: Now angered, the three bears marched upstairs, to check if their belongings had been stolen but instead...

KILIK: Again? Someone's been sleeping in my bed!

XIANGHUA: Someone's been sleeping in MY bed! AND the imprint's there too!

YUNSUNG: Someone's been sleeping in my bed and look! She's STILL HERE!!!

NURIKO: At that time, Goldilocks opened her eyes to find all three bears staring down at her.

TALIM: AHHHHH!!!! BEARS!!!!! (runs off stage)

NURIKO: And from that day onwards, the three bears never saw Goldilocks again. The End...

(Backstage)

NURIKO: Great work you guys! Wanna do another one sometime soon? Apparently it's good!

KILIK,TALIM,XIANGHUA: Sure! No problem!

YUNSUNG: Tch no! I'm not that free to do those stuff you know?!

NURIKO: Well too bad cuz next time you're still in it!

YUNSUNG: I refuse to do it!

NURIKO: (gives Yunsung death glare) If you refuse, I will just tell the people of Namco to erase your existence!

YUNSUNG: ... Sign me up!

(Yay I'm done! What'd you think? Yeah I know the characters are out of character but oh well... That's the whole point of this! Please R&R and I'll post up one more and if you like it, please tell me in your review! Thanks!!!!)