Title: F. B. I.

to the tune of Miss American Pie


A long, long time ago

We'll all still remember when

The Feds came under an attack

And I thought me and Liv Benson

Could talk the terrorist in

To maybe cutting us a little slack

But her response, it didn't thrill us

She stole Liv's gun and tried to kill us

We escaped from that clutter

And went off undercover

We took a squad car in reply

And Liv, she joined the F. B. I.

We didn't even say good bye

And here's our battle cry


My, My, How hard Livvie does try

She'll be with Stabler someday later

But now she's all F. B. I.

She left her home

and she skipped the good byes

sayin'

"Now I'm gonna be F. B. I.

Now I'm gonna be F. B. I."


Did you know Detective Liv

Gave everything she had to Give?

And still she called his name in bed

Ahh, do you hear her whispering his name?

Though he's married and not playin the game

Yeah, she's such a messy Fed.

Well, I know she a damn good Cop

And we see the pedophiles drop

And we had a case, it's true

So we made a coller or two

She is a sex crime solving detective ace

And when the local cops gave her a change of pace

Well, I knew who would solve the Case

So shout our battle cry.


My, My, How hard Livvie does try

She'll be with Stabler

someday later

But now she's all F. B. I.

She left her home

and she skipped the good byes

sayin'

"Now I'm gonna be F. B. I.

Now I'm gonna be F. B. I.


Liv went to solve the case on her own

And totally got her cover blown,

By analysing the crime scene

When the Fed guy scared the little vic

Olivia got really ticked

And sent him out for being mean,

Liv made it home in time for court

The Vic; Liv would be there to support

The courtroom was adjourned;

Guilty verdict was returned.

And while Casey tosted the fresh closed case

Liv pasted a smile across her face

And went into hiding at her place

And left the F. B. I.

We were singin'


My, My, How hard Livvie does try

She'll be with Stabler

someday later

But now she's all F. B. I.

She left her home

and she skipped the good byes

sayin'

"Now I'm gonna be F. B. I.

Now I'm gonna be F. B. I."


She stepped back into S.V.U.

'Cause Stabler would have wanted her to

But Dani Beck was in Liv's place

She stared at them through Cragen's door

And it wasn't long at all before

her feelings were written her face

And in the end Olivia cried

She left work and went home to hide

Not a word was spoken

Liv Benson's heart was broken

And the detective we hate most

Met with a crazed kid, her place is toast

Well, she's gone the fans will boast

We sing the battle cry


My, My, How hard Livvie does try

She'll be with Stabler

someday later

But now she's all F. B. I.

She left her home

and she skipped the good byes

sayin'

"Now I'm gonna be F. B. I.

Now I'm gonna be F. B. I."


My, My, How hard Livvie does try

She'll be with Stabler

someday later

But now she's all F. B. I.

She left her home

and she skipped the good byes

sayin'

"Now I'm gonna be F. B. I.

Now I'm gonna be F. B. I."


Likes? I'm sorry its been a while; I've been working a lot and I managed to have a serious injury. I pulled my hip out of allignment and strained my back. Damn I feel old for 23.