Author's Note:--Avast ye landlubbers! Oh, it's great to be back again, and this time with my very first parody! I had been working on this one for quite some time now, and I thought that I had better add it soon before I got too carrried away. On another note, I thought of the idea of using Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang as the main characters in my version of the story before I even read the reviews for fire blade quickclaw's story, so please don't sue me Sharidakan Traqurity if I might have stolen your idea! A note to all of you who read this first chapter, you'll realize it's been changed due to me copying from another PotC parody. That's not to say that I copied everything, just the first chapter. And to all of the copyright attorneys who may be reading this story, all cartoons mentioned are property of their respective owners as well as the Pirates of the Caribbean films belonging to Walt Disney Pictures. So without further delay, I present to you Cartoon Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl! Enjoy and remember to review!

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The white fog that covered the surface of the ocean was so thick that you could cut it with a knife (or in some places, with a chainsaw). Suddenly, out of the dense fog came a very large ship, the Dauntless. Its large, white, square sails kept the ship moving at a slow, but agreeable pace through the water, so quietly that it was barely making any wakes. The camera zoomed up past the hull and rigging before stopping on a small girl who was singing in a rather low voice.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

The singing came from a young Asian girl standing in a purple turtleneck sweater at the bow of the ship. She was ten years old and in addition to her white skirt and matching boots, her soft turquoise-colored eyes showed passiveness while her jet-black hair was straight until it curled outward at her waist, held in place by a purple headband situated on top of her head. God only knows as to why she was on that ship in the first place, and she had to keep herself occupied to avoid losing her mind out on the open water. She still continued to sing nonetheless.

We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot

Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

The girl had no idea that a claw was creeping up slowly behind her.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack...

Suddenly the claw grabbed her shoulder, making her turn around. Startled, she let out a gasp as a bright red crustacean loomed in her face. He was wearing a blue and white naval uniform and was sniffing the air with his zigzag nose.

"Quiet missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters..." said the crab nervously, frantically searching the murky depths for any signs of pirates, or worse yet, that giant clam that would want to snatch his millionth dollar again. "You don't want to bring them down on us, do ya?" he continued, sticking his face even more close to hers.

The girl then called out for her bodyguard. "Rochford!"

A huge muscular man walked up behind the crab while pounding his fist into his palm. "This crab giving you trouble Miss Tang?" he asked.

The crab slowly turned around and looked up at the menacing form in front of him. "Er, why no Rochford. Nothing's the matter here," he said a bit nervously. "I was just warning Miss Tang here that she shouldn't be singing about pirates, that's all".

"Well, maybe she doesn't want you to," said Rochford, pounding his fist into his palm again.

"Heh...Erm...Well, I think I'll just be on my way now," said the crab, edging away nervously.

"Rochford, I don't want you intimidating the crewmembers." Rochford turned around to find the head lieutenant staring back at him wearing a fine tailored suit. His skin was apricot-colored and he also had turquoise-colored eyes. In addition to that he wore black sunglasses and had nicely-combed blond hair off to the side of his head with bangs in front under a three-cornered hat.

"She was singing about pirates!" protested Eugene H. Krabs, pointing an accusing claw at the Asian girl. "Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us marred in this unnatural fog. Mark my words..."

Rochford was getting ready to punch Eugene for his outspokenness just then, while the crab put up his claws for defense in case a fight broke out between them.

"Gentlemen!" shouted the lieutenant suddenly. Rochford and Krabs lowered their fists as they were ready to beat the snot out of each other just then. "I will not have fighting aboard my ship, and in answer to your prevous statement Eugene, consider your words marked. Now be on your way," he gestured with his head.

"Aye, Lieutenant," sighed Eugene as he passed by the young man. "It's bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even if it is a miniature one..."

Rochford was just about to leave the scene when the lieutenant stopped him. "And as for you, if you have any problems report them straight to me so that I may deal with them. Got it?" Rochford quickly nodded and strode off toward his cabin.

"I think it would be exciting to meet a pirate," spoke the girl.

The lieutenant smiled. "Think again Miss Tang. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them," he said as he walked up next to her. "I will see to it that every man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves—a short drop and a sudden stop," he smiled. The girl raised an eyebrow before looking over at Eugene Krabs. He took a short piece of rope and placed it around his neck, or at least what little neck he had, and pretended to be hanged. The girl let out a small gasp as she looked back at the young man.

"Lieutenant Tad, I appreciate your fervor, but I'm, uh, I'm concerned about the effect that this subject will have upon my daughter". The girl looked at her father who had just stepped in. The man was quite short and wore an oversized wig that covered his rapidly balding head. He also wore elegant robes of white and purple and had a small, short beard on his chin. He stepped beside Lt. Tad.

"My apologies, Governor Robert Tang," bowed Lt. Tad. "It won't happen again".

"I'm actually finding this quite fascinating," said the girl, with an air of curiosity in her voice.

"Yes. That's what concerns me..." sighed Governor Robert, walking away leaving his daughter once again alone. She sighed and turned to face the ocean once more before leaning over the rail and looking down at the murky depths. Suddenly, something unusual came out of the fog, an umbrella, and it drifted lazily along the surface parallel to the ship. The girl looked at the umbrella with curiosity for a while as it was swept past the ship, and then turned her attention to where it had come from to see if any more strange objects would follow it. Her eyes widened suddenly as she saw a boy her age floating along on a large piece of wood.

"LOOK!" she suddenly shouted, catching Governor Robert, Eugene, and Lt. Tad's attention. "There's a boy in the water!" Every crewmember then ran to the edge of the ship to see the floating boy.

"MAN OVERBOARD!" shouted Lt. Tad. He then began shouting orders to his crew. "Man the ropes! Fetch a hook! Haul him aboard!" Two minutes later, Eugene had the boy supported in his claws and then set him down on the deck so that Lt. Tad could examine him. "He's still breathing," he noted.

"Mother of Pearl..." whispered Eugene suddenly, looking out at the water in front of them. Everyone turned around and saw the horrific sight before them. The remains of a large ship were ablaze about one hundred feet in front of them and it looked like there weren't any survivors.

"What happened here?" asked Governor Robert with fear in his voice.

"It was most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed," said Lt. Tad.

"A lot of good it did them..." muttered Eugene. "Everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying it. Pirates…" he finished, looking at the debris that were scattered all over the place.

"There is no proof of that! It was probably an accident," chuckled Governor Robert nervously.

"Rouse the captain immediately. Heave to and take in sail. Launch the boats!" ordered Lt. Tad again. At once, everyone started moving about following Lt. Tad's orders.

"Trixie". The girl turned around at the sound of her name. Her father looked up at her to make sure he had her attention. "Accompany the boy. He'll be in your charge. Take care of him," he said before gently pushing her towards him. A group of men in a rowboat started to make their way towards the remains of the burning ship to search for survivors, if there were any.

Trixie nodded and slowly walked towards the boy. He didn't seem to be breathing at all and his face looked quite pale. He also had brown hair and large buckteeth, and she was unable to see his eyes since they were closed. In addition to his pink T-shirt, blue pants, and blue shoes he wore a pink baseball cap on his head. Trixie reached down to touch the hat, and as sooon as she did, the boy's hand grabbed her arm and he opened his eyes gasping for breath. Trixie was slightly startled but regained her composure.

"It's okay. My name is Trixie Tang," she whispered.

"Ti-Timmy Turner..." breathed the boy again, still gasping for air.

"I'm watching over you, Timmy," she whispered, but Timmy had lost consciousness. She then noticed the gold medallion around his neck, and carefully pulled it off him so that she could take a better look. It turned out to be a coin with a grinning golden skull in the middle.

"You're a pirate..." she said amazed looking over the coin with utter fascination.

"Has he said anything?" Trixie turned around startled, and hid the coin hastily behind her back. The question came from Lt. Tad and both he and her father stood waiting for an answer.

"His name is Timmy Turner. That's all I found out," she answered. Lt. Tad seemed content with her answer and turned to another crewmember. "Take him below," he ordered and walked away.

Trixie then made her way over to the edge of the Dauntless to look at the coin in private. She carefully held the coin at the horizon line to look at the contrast that it made while admiring its beauty. As she fingered with it a while longer, she saw the blurry image of a huge ship on the other side of the coin, and when she lowered it, the ship was revealed in all of its eerie glory. Swaying lazily on the top of an enormous mast was a pirate flag among other large torn-up black sails. She widened her eyes in disbelief when she saw it and then shut them. And then...she woke up.

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Author's Note:--Not bad for a first chapter, huh? Just to let you guys know ahead of time, Mr. Krabs' only involvement was in that one scene alone. His portrayal of Joshamee Gibbs will be done by Carl Wheezer and Sheen Estevez for the remainder of the story. This is intentional and I would have changed it, but Mr. Krabs fits in that one scene so perfectly I just had to have him there. I think you'll agree as well. And don't forget to review! Oh, and I didn't really know the first name of Trixie's father, so I just made it Robert because I like it!