"Alright then, um, what day is it Raito-kun?"

"Tuesday,"

"Ok then, now I can mark this as Tuesday's investigation report,"

L finished typing on his laptop and closed it. He went to the kitchen to fix himself some instant noodles, dragging Raito with him. He found that they didn't taste that bad, but it could never replace the exquisite taste of his sweets. At least it wasn't the cold dead meat that Raito forced upon him a day ago.

The detective took his spot in his chair in his usual position and began eating. As he ate, he just stared into space.

'I don't see how much longer I can go on…' he thought, 'I need something to keep my mind off of sugar,'

"Raito-kun, can you think of anything good to help keep my mind off of sweets?"

Raito looked up from a novel he was reading, "Sex?"

"No…remember what I said last night?"

"I was just kidding, how about TV?" Raito said, tossing the remote to L.

"I usually don't watch TV, except for the news, but if Raito-kun insists,"

L turned on the TV and leaned back in his chair a little bit and begun to channel surf.

'Alright, now today we are going to cook my most favorite recipe, angel food cake!'

Click.

'Honey, I'm home!'

'Oh good to have you back dear, I baked you some cookies…'

Click

'Alright next question, who invented cheesecake?'

Click!

'…Leaving 17 homes destroyed…and in other news, a new type of donut has been made!'

Click! Click! Click!

What the hell was going on! Every single channel had something to do with sweets and was not helping L at all!

'Oh Marie I love you…'

Ah a soap, well hopefully it didn't have any…

'Will you marry me?'

Oh for fuck's sake, Mr. Prince Charming was proposing with the ring on a freaking cupcake! What are the odds?

L quickly turned off the TV and got up from his spot.

"What are you doing L?"

"I'm going to find something else to do…how about we play chess?"

"Yeah, sound fun!" Raito said with a smile as he put his book down.

But his inner self was raging, 'Dammit, I thought screwing with the TV cables to make shows with sweets related things would work. It kind of did, but barely. Just a few more points to hit and Ryuu-chan will be mine!'


(inhales) I'M SOOOOOOOOO SORRY!! I really am, I know many probably think I'm dead but I'm not, I had things going on. School, senior year, drama in school, work, graduation, driver's ED, work, lack of motivation, and laziness...and did I mention work?

I know this is short like my other ones but I was feeling pretty motivated today, who knows how I'll be tomorrow or the next day... and so on.

Kuro-Inu