Okay yeah...can't help it...
Disclaimor: Don't own words, Naruto and crew names or anything else in the story exept possibly the plot and way they're put.
Sasuke for seme!
This was not good. Not good at all. The kids ran everywhere. Over, under, side to side the kids ran and they expected the great team seven to watch the twenty-something midgets and eleven buhzillion babies?
The whole team thought this as the kids ran past them. Well, Naruto didn't. He was lost somewhere in the maze of tubes, nets, corridors and crowd of children.
"Oh, thank-you so much! My mother's been sick for a while and I couldn't find anyone willing to take care of the orphanage for me. Okay here's the skedule, phone book (emergency numbers are taped in the front including my mother's), the list of kids and some things about them, bedtime story book oh and a list of warnings and a map. Oh and give these to Naru-chan, he'll know what it's for! Thank-you!" The lady put everything in Sakura's arms and left. They looked at eachother...
"Naru-chan?" They whispered in unision.
Remembering they're rather populated problem, Kakashi, Sasuke and Sakura looked around once more, no sign of their lost teamate, no sign of getting out of there alive. Sakura dropped the books creating a loud echoing smash. The chattering kids silented before all starting to cry out loudly in dispare.
They all sighed and wished themselves luck. They'll definately need it.
-stop-go-
Naruto was lost. Oh how lost was he. He smiled as he watched the little kids run past him in the corridors. He turned around. Why not come back the way he came?
Bad idea. Now he was even more lost.
He wasn't to mad about it. He enjoyed seeing all the little giggle and run around. So full of energy.
A loud smash was heard to his right, then silence before an uproar of cry started. Well, knowing his team the way he did, he thought they propbably did it to shut the kids up and the plan backfired. He chuckled to himself and headed into the direction of crying.
-go-stop-
The three members went around trying to calm the upset children. It wasn't working. No matter what they did they couldn't get them to...
"Shut up!" Sasuke yelled. This was even too much for him. The children quieted and sniffled before crying even louder! Sasuke groaned while Sakura and Kakashi went around trying to coo the children.
Then when all hope was lost, there was a voice; the voice of their savior! "Alright, kiddos, Stop cryin' or when were makin' desert there'll be none fer the lot of ya!"
Amazingly the cries were lessened into small sniffles. The kids all looked toward the direction of the voice. Naruto stood in the hallway entrance his, jacket probably lost in the maze they call an orphanage, and he had an orange apron and a blue bandanna on with a latel in his hand. The children's faces grew smiles and the all jumped up and ran to Naruto.
"Naru-chan"s "Naru-nii"s and other nicknames were called as all the children glomped onto Naruto. In a way the three other ninjas were astonished as well as confused.
"At-ten hut!" All the kids lined up."Alright!" Naruto walked back and forth, "I need you, you and you here ( you are group one) You, you and you (group two) You, you and you (group three)..." He called out the groups. "Alright, Setsuka, go get Nyra and Fang and please make sure to hit them over the head for me before grabbing them and bringing them to meet Suki, Testsu, Renanoa and I in the kitchen." Setsuka nodded and went to go fetch.
"Naruto, an explaination would be nice." Kakashi stated.
"Oh, and the lady said said to give this to you, she said you knew what to do with them." Sakura handed Naruto the two envelopes.
"Buttmunch...givin' it to me when she's not here..."Naruto muttered looking at the envelope before putting it in his pouch.
"Dobe. explaination." Sasuke said, somewhat impatient.
"Yeah, yeah...hey sweety," Naruto said softly to the little girl next to him, "May I borrow a pencil and have two pieces of paper?" The little girl nodded and took the said objects out of her purse. The three ninjas stood there getting more and more paranoid. "Thank-you," Naruto started to write. "Explaination, explaination...I come and help out at the orphanage alot and donate alot of my paycheck and such...here you go." Naruto gave Kakashi and Sakura a list.
"Naruto, what is this..." Kakashi scanned it.
"It's a grocerie list. Here's money, " Naruto handed Kakashi one of the envelopes and said, "Groups one, three and five, you're with silver scarecrow," The children in the groups puffed out there chest and saluted.
"Whoa, wai-" Kakashi never got to finish the thought.
"Groups two, four and six, with pink cherry. Alright, the rest cleaning duty each pick a room. Oh!" Naruto looked at the groups standing next to very panicked Kakashi and Sakura, "If I find out any of you missed behave...no dessert."
The kids seemed to gasp and nodd.
"Dobe..." Sasuke started.
"Chicken butt head you're staying and helpin' me!"Naruto said proudly before explaining what to do with the list and pushing Kakashi, Sakura and co. out the door.
"Usur-"
"No name calling! It's a bad influence on the kids...Kids I metioned earlier in the kitchen with me, to the kitchen!" Naruto marched foward the other rushing ahead. "Come on Chicken Butt Head."
"Chicken Butt Head my a-"
"Sasuke!" Naruto shouted from the hall to the kitchen. " No swearing either!" Sasuke did the only thing that he could that didn't get him in trouble, he followed Naruto.
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Sasuke watched the kids helping Naruto, the ages of them had to be between four and eight. They giggled from time to time when Naruto wiggled his ass to "dance" to the music playing in the backround, which Sasuke didn't deny himself that he liked it. The way Naruto handled kids was amazing and that ass of his...Well, Sasuke forbade himself to think about in anymore in a room full of people.
He felt something plop in his lap. It was a head. Of a girl. Who had to be some where around eleven. Well, she was older then the other kids but not a teenager yet. Her ruby orbs looked at him. Then she spoke.
"You think Naru-chan's ass is cute, don't cha?" It was low, not to be heard by Naruto. It startled Sasuke, but he liked her...in a wow she must be a mind reader kinda way.
"...no comment." She laughed.
"Nyra, so nice of you to join us..." Naruto said through his teeth. He was tanding right before the two. Sasuke raised a brow.
"Yeah, yeah, I'l set the dishes..." She sat up and went over to the kids cooking and got out some plates.
"Sorry, if she bothered you, " Naruto sat down next to Sasuke. Sasuke looked at him 'Hn'ing and looked back at the kids. "Yeah but I bet I do too..." Naruto muttered barely audible. Sasuke looked at Naruto again somewhat surprised by the somewhat depressed sounding comment. "Kakashi and Co. will be back soon, go wait for them and help them bring the stuff in!" Naruto stood.
"You do it, dobe."
"Arrrrg! Don't call me that a-" Nyra smacked Naruto over the head, "Ow..."
"No swearing." Nyra said. Naruto yelled her about being a hypocrite which she calmly replied the same thing.
"Naru-nii! We're home!." One of the kids that had went with Kakashi and Sakura came in before the whole group flooded in with shouts of, "We were really good Naru-nii," and "We got everything you wanted."
Kakashi and Sakura walked in looking a little more cofident then before, Sasuke had noticed.
"Good, good, now all to your place for all of your places are to you." Naruto said and soon all of the children scrambled out of the kitchen accept those helping earlier.
Sasuke got up and went ot follow the children with Kakashi and Sakura." Um, you three don't have places stayin the kitchen, then we'll go eat in the living room." Naruto directed.
The children got their plates and started eating before Team seven went to the living room and started on their surprisingly delicious non-ramen food.
"Naruto this is good," Sakura broke the silence in which they were once eating in.
"Really then thank the kids, they did most the work." Naruto said, taking another bite of his food.
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After the dinner kids were chosen for baking some sweets which no one would get until tomorrow, Naruto took a hour and a half to put the kids to bed and wishing them sweet dreams. He walked down stairs, to wear Kakashi and Sakura were fast asleep along with Sasuke whose eyes were closed.
"Hm, looks as if everyone's asleep...ha," Naruto talked to himself. He walked out of the room, returned with some blankets and draped them all over the resting bodies. "Goodnight," Naruto turned off the lights.
Sasuke opened one eye and sat up. He followed Naruto to the kitched. He heard a chair scratch across the tiled floor. He moved closer, until he was able to here.
"...ass." It was female, most likely that girl who talked to him earlier.
"In my dreams. Nyra, you're imaging things 'cuz you wanna get me fucked." So much for no cursing.
"No...well maybe it has a little to do with it, but the main reason is because you need some to care for you instead of you caring for everyone else."
"Nyra..."
"Naru-chan, don't cry," there was someone getting out their seat and walking a few feet. "You're too kind you know that. Come on you can sleep in my room so you can use the alarm clock, I already got the floor set fer ya!" Sasuke heard a hard chuckle and the chair scratch across the floor and foot steps leaving the room up the stairs. he stood there for a few minutes, thinking of the coversation. What did she say that Sasuke hadn't heard. He went back to the room and slept on it.
OMG! I'm doing a teen! And it's not a songfic! OMG! Okay maybe I'm over reacting...Anyways...I frogot what I was going to say so reveiw.