Disclaimer-If you think that I own Naruto, then you should be wearing a hug yourself jacket. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
"Ahhhhh," Hinata screamed as she saw Naruto jump into her window. In that instant, Hiashi came running in and instantly saw Naruto. He ran up to Naruto and killed him before he even saw it coming. Holy Shit, Hinata screamed in her head as she saw Naruto, her only love, lying on the floor dead. Just then, Naruto turned into a puff of smoke.
"What?" Hiashi screamed in anger, how did that brat confuse my Byukugan eye with a clone, again. When I find that kid, he will had better be a fast runner because I will hunt his butt down. (in fact, that wasn't a clone, Naruto combined his clone and replacement jutsus to make a teleportation jutsu and Hiashi had no idea) Hiashi stormed out of the room, upset that he yet again failed to kill Naruto. He and Naruto have been playing a "game" of cat and mouse for a few weeks. They had made a deal that if Hiashi himself couldn't kill Naruto by the time that Hinata was 18, he would have permission to marry Hinata, and her 18th birthday was in one month exactly.
Hinata wasn't so thrilled by this bet at first, but when Naruto said that he had a trick up his sleeve, she started to calm down, but only a little bit.. Now that the time of her wedding was so close, she was already making preparations, and celebrating in her head.
Hiashi was also aware of his time limit. He had exactly 30 days to kill Naruto or lose his eldest daughter. He cursed himself for ever making that bet as he recollected that horrid day a few weeks before.
There was a party going on to celebrate the new year. Naruto came in with a bottle of wine that he had placed a jutsu on to temporally cause the drinker to lose all rational thought after only one sip. (it gets you drunk quick) He proposed a toast and made sure that he had poured a bit extra of his special wine into Hiashi's glass. "I would like to propose a drink to a year without any war," Hiashi stammered even worse than Hinata as he swayed back in forth just trying to keep his balance, much like everyone else except Hinata who didn't drink wine and Naruto who knew what was in the wine. Naruto just sat back and watched his plan unfold.
"I would like to propose a toast," a noblemen of the land of lightning said, just a drink as Hiashi, " a toast to a …," he had trailed off while looking at a bug that had flown by his face, then he realized that everyone was staring at him and continued, "I forgot what I was toasting," he said stupidly. Then he turned around and bent over backwards, looked right at Hiashi, and said, "I like clams and pickles" They all got up and started applauding and cheering. (damn they were drunk)
Now Naruto was getting impatient to put his plan into action; although, he did enjoy making the proudest and most noble of men look like complete idiots. Naruto then got a great idea of how to speed things up a bit. Naruto created a shadow clone and transformed made it go fetch some laxatives. Naruto changed his attitude and watched a show of men making complete retards of themselves.
When the clone came back with the laxatives, Naruto did a few hand signs and the plate of laxatives turned into a plate of red hot, big, fat, mouthwatering, succulent, perfectly seasoned, filling (or emptying because it is still laxative) lobster. He walked up to the table from his seat and put the plate down. Hiashi was too wasted to worry about the fact that they already ate the lobster. Naruto had another show because he had made the lobster look so good, that the nobles were now fighting over the last piece.
Each of the nobles got their fill and the laxatives were running through them and approaching the finish line. Hiashi took first place. The leader of the village of lightning came in second. Them came the kezekage. And it was a very close tie between all of the others. (good thing that they are in a mansion with plenty of bathrooms)
Meanwhile, Hinata had went up the stairs a while ago. The first thing that she tried to do was go to sleep, but that wasn't going to happen with all of the noise that was going one down stairs. Then she decided to do a bit of weight training, but that didn't happen, partly because the noise made it hard to concentrate, and partly because the fight downstairs was shaking the weights an making them fall over. So she then decided to go back to her room and get on her computer and surf the net. But when she got there, she found that the shaking from the fight had caused her computer to fall over. "Should've figured that out," she thought to herself. She gave up and was content with using her Byukugan eye to spy on Naruto and look just past his clothes. After she had enough of just looking, she somehow got up the courage to try to feel him. She went down the steps and she got as close as sitting right next to him. (which considering it's Hinata, is a whole lot) Then, she chickened out, which in this situation, is a very good thing. (or is it)
Naruto thought that it was about time that he put his plan into action. He reluctantly left Hinata and left to talk to Hiashi. Naruto wasn't as dumb as everyone thought that he was, he knew that Hinata liked him because he saw her countless times just staring at him. He also came to terms that he also had feelings with Hinata and that her father was the main obstacle against him getting to marry Hinata. This whole night was made to so that Naruto could get close enough to Hiashi to get him to lose his daughter.
He found Hiashi who was in the only bathroom that was on the very top floor. He waited for Hiashi to come out of the bathroom. When Hiashi came out, he looked like he had been to hell, fought the devil, and lost badly. His clothes where torn and he had brown spots everywhere in the bath room, his hands were dripping wet because he didn't dry them, and his face showed a deep struggle went on in there. Yet he was still a bit out of it from the wine.
This was Naruto's chance, the wine would wear off in a half hour and he had to out smart Hiashi before he regained all of his mental functions. "Hiashi-sama, I want to have Hinata's hand in marriage. Hiashi looks at Naruto and laughs.
"And why in the world would I do that?" Hiashi questioned in a way that annoyed Naruto a little, "I would kill you before you could even marry my daughter.
"Really" Naruto said with a very small hint of sarcasm, "would you want to put your money where your mouth is."
"What do you mean, 'put your money where your mouth is'"
"What I mean is, if you, with your own hands, can kill me or render me unable to go through the ceremony by Hinata's 18th birthday, you can do as you wish. But, if I am alive and well on the anniversary or her birth, I will have permission to marry her.
"Ha, I can kill this twerp in an instant," Hiashi thought to himself, " and I won't be reliable for his death because he agreed to this. It is win-win, for me" "Okay," he said happy with himself, "you have a deal"
"Good," said Naruto with a sly smile, "I have even taken the liberty of drawing up some papers." He took out the papers and Hiashi signed it, planning to kill Naruto the instant he was done writing his name. When he had finished, he turned to Naruto and in the blink of an eye, he soft fisted Naruto through the heart. He was then struck with a look of horror as Naruto vanished into a puff of smoke and the contract that he had just signed was gone.
"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!" he yelled, he had just signed a contract that could have him lose his daughter. He spent the rest of that week cursing himself.
Back in reality, Hiashi had 30 days to get rid of Naruto with his own hands and the countdown begins.
Well, this was my first chapter. I did this all at one time and this was my first time doing something like this so it was very hard. If you wan to, you can review but don't roast me. This should end up being about 30 chapters, a chapter for each day that Hiashi has to think of a way to kill Naruto before he losses his daughter.