My first fic. I don't care about flames write one if you want and I don't usually write like this so don't worry
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto …If I did it would be a lot weirder than it is and I would have burned all of Sasuke's fan girls alive cause they just ruin everyone's lives.
"please?"
"no"
"pleeaassee?"
"NO!!"
Takes deep breath"pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease pleaseplease..."
"NO!!!!!!!"
O.O
"please?"
"Look dobe if you want to yell it so bad then yell it, you dont need to be dared to do everything"
"sissy"
"loser"
"teme"
"dobe"
"..."
"why do you want to yell it anyways?"
thinks"i dont know"
glares and walks away
takes deep breath"SASUKE IS A SISSY AND IS GAY!!!"
vein
fan girls beat the crap out of Naruto
smirks
fan girls chase after sasuke
runs away
laughs"KINKY!!!"
sasuke beats crap out of naruto, and runs away from fan girls
lays on street with the crap beat out of him
Yea I actually did this at P.E. one day and my friends looked at me weirdly …
but it was fun….this is actually my 6th fiction that I have ever wrote the others are just to long to type cause im just a lazy author but that and also I don't really have that much time on my hands…I have 3 one shots (this one included) and like six others that aren't finished well nigh nigh
WeIrD-fRoG