A/N An unforgivable remake of the llama song (if you haven't seen or heard of the llama song this will make about as much sense as a capsicum in a sword fight so I suggest you search it on google and find it before you read this) Feel free to sing it, I know I am. :)

THE HARRY SONG

Here's a Harry,
there's a Harry,
and another little Harry,
Skinny Harry, magic Harry,
Harry Harry
Ron.

Harry Harry
Broom stick
Harry
Cauldron,
wand,
Hogwarts,
Harry,
Harry, Harry,
Quidditch Harry
Harry Harry.
Ron

I was once a giant squid,I lived in the lake,
But I never saw the way,
Sirius hated Snape.
James was only three years dead
But Hagrid told his tale,
Now listen Voldemort,
to the Potters wail.

Did you ever see a Harry,
kiss a Harry,
on the Harry,
Harry's Harry,
tastes of Harry,
Harry Harry
Ron

Half a Harry,
twice a Harry,
not a Harry,
Larry Harry,
Harry in a hurry Harry,
Harry Harry,
Ron

Is this how it's spelled now?
Is it all so dark?
Is it made of pumpkin juice?
Spell book
Voldy's mark?
Now my spell is getting thin,
My situation's drastic
Time for me to avada now,
I've run out of magic