My first DBZ story. I'm going to make a bunch of one shot, humor stories for this show. Why? Because I have so many stupid ideas for DBZ, I'm about to explode! Tell me what you think!

P.S- for those who read it last time, i changed the ending a bit.

DBZ- Vegeta's Revenge

General POV

One Shot

"Vegeta! Why don't you come inside?" A voice yelled out through the darkness. It was Bulma, leaning out the window. "Would you be quiet!" Vegeta yelled back. 'I'm trying to train,' he thought to himself, 'but that woman keeps throwing me off track!' Bulma put her hands on her hips. "It's turning dark, Vegeta!" she said, looking up at the sky. Vegeta shrugged. "So, what's your point?" She turned back to him angrily, "You've been training non-stop for two weeks! Your son misses you!" He scoffed, "The boy needs to be independent. What is he, two? He'll be fine." "He's eight!" she screamed back. "He'll be fine." Vegeta repeated, turning back to his training.

It was quiet for a long time besides Vegeta's punches hitting the steel dummy. At first, it hurt him, but now it was like punching a pillow. Suddenly a hand touched Vegeta's shoulder. He turned to see Bulma standing right besides him. "You know…" she began, "Trunks said that he wants you to take him to the amusement park. " Vegeta turned back to the dummy and punched it, "You can take him." He said bluntly. Bulma tried again, " I'm working on a new training room indoors. Want to help me test it?" Vegeta kicked the dummy and left a dent, "I'll pass." Bulma began getting angry. Vegeta thought she had given up, but suddenly she said, "I've been letting Trunks go over to Goku's house for the past two weeks. I think Goku's taught him some new moves."

The dummy's head was punched clean off. "What did you say?!" He turned angrily to her. "No boy of mine is going to learn from that fruitcake! Outta my way!" Vegeta blasted off into the sky. Bulma watched him and shook her head. "Three…two…one." Vegeta came back down. " Where's Goku?" he demanded. Bulma sighed, "He's at home, remember?" Vegeta nodded, "Right!" This time he took off in the right direction. Trunks walked out quietly and stood by his mother. "Is dad ever coming back home?" he asked. Bulma shook her head, "I'm not really sure…"

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"Wow, Mom! This food is great!" Goten squealed as he stuffed his face. Goku and Gohans' mouths were too full to say anything. They just kept piling it in. "Why thank-you, Goten!" Chi-chi said, smiling. She continuously put full platters of food over the empty dishes. She knew to make plenty of food, or else her life would be at stake.

"Hey, Gohan! Pass the dumplings!" Goku asked as he swallowed a large load of rice. Gohan ignored him and downed the dumplings. "Okaaay….then how about the takoyaki?" Gohan grabbed those and shoveled them down his throat. Goku tried one more time, "Can you pass me some onigiri?" Gohan started to down those too. "That's it, mister! Give me that onigiri!" Goku grabbed the plate before Gohan could devour it. "Hey! Get your own!" Gohan protested, struggling to take it back.

"Guys!" Chi-chi yelled, "Will you stop this violent tug of war! You're scaring Goten!" "I bet 3,000 yen on Gohan." Goten said, slapping the money on the table. "The way he was shoveling that food earlier, he's bound to have a lot of energy!" Suddenly, a noise from outside ruined this tender family moment. "Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled, blasting through the door, "I challenge you!" Goku let go of the plate, "You know, you could of opened the door instead of breaking it…" Vegeta looked at the obliterated door. "Shut-up, Kakarot! This ends now!" Goku sighed as he followed Vegeta out. "Be careufful (Careful), Dad!" Gohan called as he jammed the onigiri down his throat.

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"Let's go!" Vegeta yelled, turning Super Saiyain. Goku did the same. "Kamehameha!" Goku did instantly. Vegeta flew into a tree. "Hey! You're supposed to wait after our talk sequence!" Vegeta said, rubbing his back. Goku scratched his head, "Oops…sorry."

Take 2

"Let's go!" Vegeta yelled, turning Super Saiyain. Goku did the same. "Finally, we can end this!" Vegeta said, letting the power flow through his body. "Kamehameha!" Goku screamed. Vegeta went through the tree. "Dammit, Kakarot! You're supposed to say something next!" Goku slapped his head, "Oh! I get it now! Sorry!"

Take 3

"Let's go!" Vegeta yelled, once again turning Super Saiyain. Goku did the same. "Finally, we can end this!" Vegeta said, letting the power flow through him. "Let's see who the best really is." Goku agreed getting into his fighting pose. Vegeta nodded and got into his pose. "Kamehameha!" Goku screamed. Vegeta tried to dodge, "No, wait!" He flew through 5 trees. "Kakarot! We have to have a stare down!! You

dumbass!" Goku apologized, "It won't happen again." "Oh, you bet it won't!" Vegeta said carrying an axe.

"W-what are you doing with that axe, Vegeta?" Goku said backing up onto his house. "I can't take your stupidity any longer!" Vegeta said vehemently as he edged closer. "Now, now Vegeta! I said I'm sorry!" cried Goku, trying to reason with him. When he saw that wasn't working, he said, "Why can't you just blast me with Galick Gun or something?" Vegeta shook his head slowly as he stood directly before him. "This time, you won't die of obliteration. I'll cut you up nice and slow, then the maggots will eat your flesh!"

Goku's family watched as Vegeta ended the age old fued.

"Finally…FINALLY it's OVER!" Vegeta yelled in triumph over the bloody heap. "You owe us 5,000 yen, bro." Goten said holding his hand out. Chi-chi's hand was out as well. Gohan grumbled and reached into his pocket.

"Well, I'm going home now." Said Vegeta, and he did just that. Then the cute little piggy went Ra-ta-tat-tat-tat.

Don't ask about the pig. I don't know either.