Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer( Warning: revised by a lunatic on sugar buzz)

Fang got chewed to bits by an eraser

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as the school,

But as for me and the flock, we believe.

he'd been drinkin' too much caffeine,

And we'd begged him not to go.

But he'd left his medication,

So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',

At the scene of the attack.

There were bruises on his forehead,

And incriminatin' Claw marks on his back.

Fang got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Jeb,

But as for me and the flock, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Max,

she's been takin' this so well.

See her in there watchin' wrestling,

Drinkin' beer and throwing Ari on to wall.SPLAT!

It's not Christmas without Fang.

And all the flock's dressed up in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Fang got chewed to bits by an eraser,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Ari,

But as for me and the flock, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of pig.

And a blue and silver candle,

That would just have matched the feather on Fang's jacket.

Now I've warned all my friends and neighbors.

"Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never give a passport,

To an eraser who drives a black station wagon and plays with crack.

Fang got chewed to bits by an eraser,

flyin' home from our house, Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as erasers,

But as for me and the flock, we believe