The Word Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

THE WORD – makacatori

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Warnings: YAOI, Major cursing, slight violence, mentions of abuse (mental, verbal, sexual and physical), SAKURA BASHING, OOC! Illegal drinking, mentions of drugs, dirty dancing, smoking… etc.

Detailed Summary: When Sasuke Uchiha, the resident prankster and drool worthy guy, heard about the new student coming to the Konoha Academy he thought three things "Fuck! Another snob." He thought he was prepared for the boy, but what he got would blow his mind away. Naruto Uzumaki at first glance he appears to be nothing, but a class idiot and awkward teenager, but he is much more. Naruto Uzumaki; Indie grease Monkey, 5 star chief and talented musician will take Konoha Academy for ride in the fast lane. Hopping between gay bars, fighting rings, back stage on famous band tours, hanging out with Indie racers, stealing Car hubs, stop signs, bowling balls, learning to graffiti and challenging MENSA. He's one brilliant kid. He's just what Konoha Academy needs but most of all he's what Sasuke wants.

A/N: SORRY, SORRY, SORRY! This is not technically a chapter, but it's important information that is needed for the rest of the story… Chapter one will be out TOMORROW!

School Report-

Student ID Number: 2987451

Name: Sasuke Uchiha

Birth date: March 28, 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 561-2334 – Father's cell

(773) 561-5829 – mother's cell

(238) 679-128-- Brother's cell

(773) 329-1253—home phone

(773) 876-1293 – Father's office number

1768 Melody Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 –home

Family:

Fugaku Uchiha (Father)

Mikoto Uchiha (mother)

Itachi Uchiha (older brother)

GPA: 4.0

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Physics

2. Anatomy

B) Mathematics:

1. Pre-Calculus

C) Languages:

1. French

2. Latin

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

E) History:

1. Political Sciences

F) Gym:

1. Rock Climbing (As Teacher Assistant)

2. Outdoor ED.

G) Electives:

1. Oil Painting

2. Orchestra - violin

Extra curricular activities: none

Sports: Soccer – team captain

Noteworthy information:

Asuma Sarutobi (Humanities teacher) – "A genius of philosophy. He's focused and very intelligent. However his works usually have a sadistic or sarcastic theme."

Kurenai Yuhi (Orchestra teacher) – "A prodigal violinist."

Orochimaru (Calculus teacher) – "Analytical, a quick learner and intuitive

Ibiki (Principal) – "A child for no regard to school property and the learning atmosphere. He's a delinquent and class clown. He's constantly skipping out on classes or playing practical jokes on teachers and students alike. He's associated with Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Chouji Akimichi and Hinata Hyuga. Both overall he's a good kid."

Delinquencies: 22

Detentions: 43/43 attended

Medical report: Possesses ADHD is medicated

School Report-

Student ID Number: 8002147 (Transfer Student)

Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Birth date: October 10 1990

Class year: 2008

Contact information:

(453) 567-8732 -Iruka's Cell

(453) 328-8120 -Iruka's home phone

(773) 769-2374 -Naruto's home phone

(773) 769-2375 -Kakashi's home phone

Iruka Umino (foster father)

Apartment 321

231 E. 57th St.

Chicago, IL, 60637

Naruto Uzumaki

Apartment 63

2312 Market Wood Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031

Kakashi Hatake

Apartment 65

2312 Market Wood Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031

Family:

Birth Family: deceased when Naruto was four

Foster Father: Iruka Umino

Family friend: Kakashi Hatake

GPA: 4.0

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Physics

2. Chemistry

B) Mathematics:

1. College Calculus

C) Languages:

1. Spanish

2. Polish

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

2. British Lit.

E) History:

1. Political Sciences

2. US History

F) Gym:

1. Rock Climbing

G) Electives:

1. Oil painting

2. Photography

3. Band- Drums/guitar

4. Computer Programming

5. Culinary (Teacher Assistant)

6. Mechanics

Extra curricular activities:

1. Newspaper

Sports: Too late to apply

Noteworthy information:

Arrived late in the first quarter

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 3/3 (old school)

Medical Report: nothing notable

School Report-

Student ID Number: 8750247

Name: Kiba Inuzuka

Birth date: February 7, 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 698-2019 -Mother's cell)

(773) 698-2020 -Sister's cell)

(773) 330-1286—home phone

1978 Melody Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 –home

Family:

Tsume Inuzuka (Mother)

Hana Inuzuka (Older Sister)

GPA: 2.8

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Environmental Science

B) Mathematics:

1. Geometry

C) Languages:

1. Spanish

D) Literature:

1. British Lit.

E) History:

1. US History

F) Gym:

1. Rock Climbing (Teacher Assistant)

G) Electives:

1. Photography

2. Band- guitar

3. Mechanics

4. Wood shop

Extra curricular activities: none

Sports: Soccer, basketball

Noteworthy information:

Ibiki (principal) – "A slacker barely passing in school. He's destructive and disruptive. He's egotistical and another class clown. Associated with Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Chouji Akimichi and Hinata Hyuga."

Delinquencies: 23

Detentions: 12/61 (attended)

Medical Report: none

School Report-

Student ID Number: 8534082

Name: Shikamaru Nara

Birth date: January 15 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 834-8671- Father's cell phone

(773) 987-3271 – Mother's cell phone

1658 Highwood Ave.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 –Mother's home

Apartment 87

2312 Market Wood Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 – Father's apartment

Family:

Shikaku Nara (Father)

Yoshino Yuhi (Mother)

GPA: 4.0

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Physics

2. Anatomy

B) Mathematics:

1. College Calculus

C) Languages:

1. Latin

2. French

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

2. Lit. Criticism

E) History:

1. Political Sciences

F) Gym:

1. Swimming

G) Electives:

1. Orchestra (Assistant Conductor)

2. Computer Programming (Teacher Assistant)

3. Business

4. Ceramics

Extra curricular activities:

1. Newspaper –assistant editor and Music Critic

Sports: None

Noteworthy information:

Ibiki (Principal) - "A Genius, if he would only apply himself he would be a wanted MENSA member."

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 15/15

Medical Report: none

School Report-

Student ID Number: 3207102

Name: Chouji Akimichi

Birth date: September 12 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 450-1203 –Father's cell

(773) 710-2301 – Home phone

5391 S. Wabash

Rosewood Indiana 50031- home

Family:

Choza Akimichi (Father)

GPA: 3.8

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Chemistry

B) Mathematics:

1. Trigonometry

C) Languages:

1. Spanish

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

2. British Lit.

E) History:

1. US History

F) Gym:

1. Swimming

G) Electives:

1. The culinary arts

2. Photography

Extra curricular activities:

1. Volunteering

Sports: None

Noteworthy information:

Ibiki (principal) – "He eats in class."

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 0/0

Medical Report: Dangerously over weight, asthma

School Report-

Student ID Number: 0910309

Name: Hinata Hyuga

Birth date: May 14 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 670-1254 – Home Phone

(773) 191-1038 –Father's cell

3219 Starling Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 -Home

Family:

Hiashi Hyuga (father)

Hanabi Hyuga (Younger Sister)

Neji Hyuga (Orphaned Cousin)

GPA: 4.0

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Physics

2. Anatomy

B) Mathematics:

1. College Calculus

C) Languages:

1. Latin

2. Spanish

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

2. Lit. Criticism

E) History:

1. Political Sciences

F) Gym:

1. Swimming

2. Rock climbing

G) Electives:

1. Orchestra- flute

2. Oil painting

3. Business

4. Ceramics

Extra curricular activities:

1. Student Council Secretary

2. Newspaper - editor

Sports: none

Noteworthy information: none

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 0/0

Medical Report: none

School Report-

Student ID Number: 8045348

Name: Gaara

Birth date: December 10 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 111-2343 – Father's work

(773) 567-1023 – Father's cell

(773) 879- 0917 – Home phone

(543) 064-1204 – Sister's cell

2081 Melody Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 –home

Family:

Kaza (Father)

Kankuro (Younger Brother)

Temari (Older sister)

GPA: 3.9

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Physics

2. Anatomy

B) Mathematics:

1. College Calculus

C) Languages:

1. Latin

2. French

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

2. Lit. Criticism

E) History:

1. Political Sciences

F) Gym:

1. Football practice

G) Electives:

1. Electronics

2. Computer Programming

3. Business

Extra curricular activities:

Student Council President

Sports: Football

Noteworthy information: none

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 21/25

Medical Report: none

School Report-

Student ID Number: 5680912

Name: Neji Hyuga

Birth date: August 30 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 670-1254 – Home Phone

(773) 191-1038 –Uncle's cell

3219 Starling Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 -Home

Family:

Hiashi Hyuga (Uncle)

Hanabi Hyuga (Cousin)

Hinata Hyuga (Cousin)

GPA: 4.0

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Physics

2. Anatomy

B) Mathematics:

1. College Calculus

C) Languages:

1. Latin

2. Italian

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

2. Lit. Criticism

E) History:

1. Political Sciences

F) Gym:

1. Football practice

G) Electives:

1. Electronics

2. Computer Programming

3. Business

Extra curricular activities:

Student Council Vice President

Sports:

Football – star athlete

Noteworthy information:

Ibiki (principal) "Neji shows a great animosity between himself and his cousin, Hinata."

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 0/0

Medical Report: none

School Report-

Student ID Number: 8023459

Name: Tenten

Birth date: March 19 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 356-0919 – Home phone

2301 Hawthorne Ave.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 - home

Family:

Xeno- father

GPA: 3.7

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Environmental Science

B) Mathematics:

1. Geometry

C) Languages:

1. Spanish

D) Literature:

1. British Lit.

E) History:

1. US History

F) Gym:

1. Rock Climbing

2. Archery (Teacher Assistant)

G) Electives:

1. Photography

2. Orchestra – clarinet

3. Mechanics

4. Metal shop

Extra curricular activities: None

Sports: Basketball, soccer, field hokey

Noteworthy information: none

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 1/1

Medical Report: none

School Report-

Student ID Number: 6083213

Name: Lee Rock

Birth date: November 13 1988

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 543- 3321 – Foster father's number

Family:

Gai Maito (Foster father also school teacher)

GPA: 3.2

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Environmental Science

B) Mathematics:

1. Geometry

C) Languages:

1. French

D) Literature:

1. British Lit.

E) History:

1. US History

F) Gym:

1. Track

2. Hockey

3. Basketball

4. Baseball

5. Rock climbing

6. Outdoor ED.

G) Electives:

None

Extra curricular activities: none

Sports: Track, Hockey, Basketball, Baseball, Rock climbing, outdoor ED.

Noteworthy information: none

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 0/0

Medical Report: none

School Report-

Student ID Number: 5431238

Name: Kankuro

Birth date: June 21 1990

Class year: 2008

Contact information:

(773) 111-2343 – Father's work

(773) 567-1023 – Father's cell

(773) 879- 0917 – Home phone

(543) 064-1204 – Sister's cell

2081 Melody Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 –home

Family:

Kaza (Father)

Gaara (Older Brother)

Temari (Older sister)

GPA: 3.9

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Environmental Science

B) Mathematics:

1. Geometry

C) Languages:

1. French

D) Literature:

1. British Lit.

E) History:

1. US History

F) Gym:

1. Outdoor ED.

G) Electives:

1. Band – Acoustic guitar

Extra curricular activities:

1. Newspaper

Sports: Soccer

Noteworthy information: none

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 0/0

Medical Report: anxiety attacks

School Report-

Student ID Number: 4391020

Name: Shino Aburame

Birth date: July 18 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 784-1297 – Dad's cell

(773) 216-1934 – Home phone

Apartment 78

2313 Market Wood Rd.

Rosewood Indiana 50031 – home

Family:

Shibi Aburame (Father)

GPA: 4.0

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Environmental Science

B) Mathematics:

1. Trigonometry

C) Languages:

1. French

2. Latin

D) Literature:

1. British Lit.

2. Lit. Criticism

E) History:

1. US History

F) Gym:

1. Outdoor ED.

G) Electives: none

Extra curricular activities:

1. Student council treasurer

Sports: none

Noteworthy information: none

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 0/0

Medical Report: none

School Report-

Student ID Number: 6666666

Name: Sakura Haruno

Birth date: July 10 1988

Class year: 2007 (originally 2005)

Contact information:

(773) 391-3871 – Mother's work cell phone

(773) 651-1282 – Mother's personal cell phone

(773) 645-1651 – Father's work cell phone

(733) 871-0109 – Father's personal cell phone

(773) 239-1810 – Sakura's home phone

(773) 561-5681 – Mother's home phone

(773) 560-1010 – Father's home phone

1242 Willow Lane

Rosewood Indiana 50031 - Home

Family:

Michael Haruno

Sasha Haruno

GPA: 3.7

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Biology

2. Anatomy

B) Mathematics:

1. Algebra

C) Languages:

1. French

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

E) History:

1. Political Sciences

F) Gym:

1. Rock Climbing

2. Cheerleading practice

G) Electives:

1. Oil Painting

2. Orchestra – piano

Extra curricular activities:

1. Cheerleading

2. Year Book

3. Festivities (decorating or hosting)

Sports: cheerleading

Noteworthy information: none

Delinquencies: 0/0

Detentions: 0/0

Medical Report: pathological liar

School Report-

Student ID Number: 1201712

Name: Ino Yamanaka

Birth date: December 19 1989

Class year: 2007

Contact information:

(773) 673-8714 – Father's cell

(773) 651-1264 – Home phone

1232 Cottage Lane

Rosewood Indiana 50031 - home

Family:

Inoichi Yamanaka (Father)

GPA: 3.9

Classes attending:

A) Sciences:

1. Physics

2. Anatomy

B) Mathematics:

1. Pre-Calculus

C) Languages:

1. French

2. Latin

D) Literature:

1. Humanities

E) History:

1. Political Sciences

F) Gym:

1. Field Hockey

G) Electives:

1. Creative writing

2. Playwriting

3. Theatre

Extra curricular activities:

1. Theater

2. Volunteering

Sports:

1. Field Hockey

Noteworthy information: none

Delinquencies: 54

Detentions: 16/58

Medical Report: Smokes