Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh GX.

Poor Unfortunate Duelists.

I admit that in the past they've been dueling
they weren't kidding when they called Dr. Crowler kinda strange
but you'll find that nowadays

Chazz traded all his cards
Repented, seen the light, and made a change
and Jaden fortunately know a little secret
It's a talent that he's always have possessed
And dear duelists, please don't laugh
Syrus uses heart of the cards on behalf

Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

Poor unfortunate duelists
in pain
In need
this one wanting to beat Jaden
That one wants to beat Syrus
and do they beat them?
Yes, indeed!

Those poor unfortunate duelists
so sad
so true
they come flocking to Jaden crying,
"Will you duel us, and we'll beat you?"
And Jaden beats them!
Yes he does!

The duelists up in Obelisk Blue don't like a lot of dueling
they think a Silfer Red who duels is a bore!
Yes at school it's much preferred for Ra Yellows not to duel Silfers and after all dear, what is dueling for?
They're not all that impressed with conversation
True students avoid Dr. Crowler when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
on duelists who withdrawn
It's Jaden who holds his cards who beats Zane

Poor unfortunate duelists
go ahead!
Pick your cards!
Jaden is a very busy person and he hasn't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your cards!
Those poor unfortunate duelists

So sad
So true
If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got to duel Jaden
Take a chance
Take a breath
Go ahead
Duel Jaden
Syrus and Alexis
Now Jaden won again!
The king is on a roll
You poor unfortunate duels

In pain
In need
This one wanting to beat Jaden
That one wants to beat Syrus
And do they beat them?
Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate duelists

So sad
so true
they come flocking to Jaden crying,
"Will you duel us, we'll beat you?"
And Jaden beats them!
Yes he does!

Those poor unfortunate duelists.

That was from Poor Unfortunate Souls by the Jonas Brothers. (My 2nd fave song!) Anyways R&R!