(Fore notes- I know I've been gone so long, and I'm really sorry! I promise to be a good girl and stay now! Please forgive me…)

Chapter one: Sweets

Sasuke sighed as he went to go answer the door. He absolutely hated this day, among other holidays. He opened the door, "Yes?"

"Delivery for Sasuke Uchiha." said an unfamiliar voice from behind a huge pile of valentines day chocolates.

Sasuke let out another long sigh, when would they learn that he didn't like chocolate, or anything sweet for that matter. "Can't you just, I don't know, not deliver it?" he asked the mailman impatiently.

"And leave all this stuff lying around the post office to take up space?" countered the mailman, slightly irked about having had to drag all the chocolate around town to an ungrateful kid.

"Then…Could I send it to someone else?"

"You have a special someone in mind?"

"Well….My friend, Naruto, likes sweets, so bring them to him."

"You want me to drag this stuff all over town just so you don't have to put up with it?"

Sasuke thought for a moment be fore replying, "Yes. And tell him, 'I figured you like sweets, so…here you go.'" He quickly shut the door.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TELL ME WHERE HE LIVES?!?!"

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"Huh?" asked a confused blonde boy as he heard someone knock at his door, "Who could that be?"

He stood up from his seat at the table, having just finished his morning bowls of ramen, and walked the short distance to the door before opening it. "Delivery for Naruto." said a huge pile of chocolates with legs.

"WAAAAAAH!!!" yelled the blonde boy, who had never received mail before in his entire life, slamming the door shut. The thing on the other side of the door knocked again. "GO AWAY!!!!" screamed Naruto who was all but having a heart attack.

"LOOK, I'VE HAD TO DRAG THESE CHOCOLATES ALL AROUND TOWN FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS TO FIND YOU BECAUSE YOUR SO CALLED FRIEND NEGLECTED TO TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!"

"What? Who are you? And who sent you?"

"I'm the mailman, have you never gotten mail before?"

"No…."

"Oh."

"You still didn't say who sent it!!"

"I don't know, some kid named Sasuke, I guess."

"You can't fool me!!! The Sasuke I know would never send anybody chocolates, let alone me!"

"Well he did! He told me to say…what was it…something along the lines of 'Here's you Valentines Day chocolate, enjoy' no….maybe 'I hope you like chocolate' no that doesn't sound right either…"

"If I take it, will you leave?"

"Yes."

Naruto opened the door and had the huge pile of chocolates decorated in pink and frilly things dumped on him. "Finally!" said the mailman, walking off and disappearing, never to be seen again (at least by Naruto).

Naruto carried the huge pile into his apartment, barely fitting it through the door, and dumped it on his table. "Why would Sasuke send me chocolate? Especially this much?" he wondered out loud, opening the nearest thing and popping it into his mouth, choking on it as 'realization' hit him. "No…it couldn't be…he couldn't…like me…we're just friends, and we're both guys!!" he protested, "It's not humanly possible!! What about his whole 'I must revive my clan' thing? How would we do that? There's no way he could get pregnant!!…But, then why'd he send me all this?" he gestured towards the pile of pink and red candies in front of him, neglecting to notice they were all addressed to Sasuke from random, annoying, obsessive fan girls.

He started eating another, lost in his thoughts. He glanced around the room and noticed the time on the clock, "Shoot!!! I'm late again!!" He grabbed his jacket as he headed out the door, returning a few seconds later, muttering 'hope he doesn't mind' as he took a piece of chocolate to give to Sakura, removing the little card attached to it.

(after note- sorry about the sudden end, but I still don't have this story entirely planned out yet, or in front of me for that matter. I'll try to get the next chapter up in the next couple days, so I won't leave you hanging for too long, but I still have to write another story to post later today…I'll stop whining now, but please check it out and please review…if you're not too mad at me..)