A/N: I know I should be working on my other fics, but I just can't resist writing this and concentrating on it! I just can't leave the plot alone, so I decided to write it first. Chapter 15 of Cellphone Conversation might be posted a little late coz I wanna work on this fic first. Anyway, this new KKM fic is Weller-centric, but I must warn you: THIS IS NOT FOR CONRAD LOVERS, SO IF YOU DON'T WANNA READ A FIC TORTURING HIM, OR IF YOU ARE A CONRAD WORSHIPPER/LOVER, PLEASE GO READ SOME OTHER FIC NOW BECAUSE I'M NOT TOLERATING ANY RUDE OR CRUEL FLAMES. That's all, and please review! (Oh, and did I mention that I had this idea a long time ago? It was when I was still back in the Philippines… I was attending mass and a guy in church was wearing a headband-he's gay- and I thought, "Hey, why not! I hate Weller anyway…" And thus this fic was born…) Oh, and I got the year date from my history school textbook because a monarch named Conrad III lived during that time, and it seemed fun to put it, and besides, their settings is similar to the middle ages anyway!
Prologue: Weller's Secrets and Obsessions
October 25, 1099, 3:00 p.m.
Dear Diary,
I just returned from training today… Oh, what a beautiful day it was! The sun was high up in the clear blue sky, the birds were singing, everything was dancing to the rhythm of the wind! And oh, I saw a really, really, REALLY great sight today ever since Shin Makoku had obtained peace five years ago: Adelbert and Uncle Stoffel came to visit us, and oh, they're still as handsome as ever!!! And I also saw the cute neko that they handed to Gwendal as present… To tell the truth, I've been quite jealous… They shoulda given that neko to me!!! Oh, the cuteness… Have I told you before that I preferred kittens over bunny rabbits? Anyway, nothing exciting apart from this has happened yet, so I'm gonna tell you later if anything else will occur.
Cheers,
Conrad
"Oi, Weller-kyo, what are you writing?" Wolfram suddenly asked with a sly smirk on his face after he had waited for Conrad to finish writing. Conrad did not notice that his half-brother was reading over his back while he was thoroughly engrossed in writing… every sort of embarrassing thing there is to know about him that he has not told anyone, even his mother, about. He stood up abruptly and brought the now closed diary to his chest, blushing all the while.
"Wo-Wolfram! How long have you been reading?" Conrad asked, surprised and blushing.
"Long enough that I have come across some very INTERESTING information about you, dearest Weller-kyo… I am glad you granted me the opportunity to know you better!" Wolfram replied with a smirk while whistling. "Is that a diary? How GIRLY!"
"Wolfram! Be quiet, please… Whatever you read, please keep it to yourself…" Conrad begged.
"I'll try, Weller… I'll try…" With that, Wolfram skipped away from him and into the wide hallway, whistling a merry song.
Conrad was left baffled by his half-brother's behavior. "Oh well, I just have to trust him." With that, he went to lock himself in his room and write some more on his diary.
October 25, 1099, 3:15 p.m.
Dear Diary,
WOLFRAM, MY STUPID HALF-BROTHER, JUST READ YOU!!!!!! OH WHAT EVER AM I GOING TO DO???? Oh, well… I trust him, that's why I admire him in the first place… And Yuuri, and Stoffel, and Adelbert, and Gwendal, and Günter, and, and… Yozak…. –blush- Wee--
Cheers,
Conrad
A/N: So how did you like it? Pretty good, wasn't it? Come on people, admit it… YOU HATE WELLER!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Anyway, please read and review… I know it was short, but I promise longer chappies in the future… And I kinda noticed that this was OOC, but that's what this fic is for because, sadly, Weller is not gay…