Oommmg, I can't believe I'm gonna write what I'm about to write. Be aware that this type of (dirty writing) will be my first. So…..criticize if u want. Haha you prolly will cuz it's gonna suck!

Note: this begins when the main characters are 12 years old and before they get put into teams.

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Day of the Accidental Kiss

Stupid Uchiha I thought. Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke! Is that all the girls can say? Well, I'll show them. I'll kick that bastard's ass and they'll see me as the best one here, the next Hokage! Believe it!

With ears nearly bleeding from all the high-pitched squeals and voices surrounding me, I jumped on Sasuke's desk and stared into his cold eyes, challenging him in a way.

"Baka!"

"Naruto, what the hell are you doing?"

"Get away from Sasuke!"

"You're blinding him with your ugliness!"

Fuck. These bitches are annoying as hell. To please them, I was ready to leave their precious Sasuke-kun alone when all of a sudden, I felt something heavy hit my back. Oh shit. I fell forward and my lips collided with Sasuke's. Holy shit! My eyes nearly popped out of my sockets, and so did his. We both pulled away, gagging.

"I'm going to murder you, Naruto!" yelled Sasuke.

Bastard. It wasn't even my fault!

I looked to the left and stopped cold. There, all the girls wore crazy, psychotic countenances while cracking their knuckles. If I wasn't the damn nice person that I am, I would have beat the shit out of all those girls. But, I resisted the urge to do so and let those bitches pummel me.

I heard Shikamaru mutter a 'troublesome' before returning to his bored and uncaring state.

Soon after, Iruka-sensei entered the classroom and the class resumed its order. I saw down on the right of Sakura, who sat next to the teme.

I don't know why I listened to Kiba when he suggested her, out of all the other girls, for me to pretend to like. Kami-sama was she annoying as hell! Not only that, but she had no skill as a ninja! None whatsoever!

Perhaps I should have followed Shika's advice and told everyone that I was gay instead of putting up this façade involving that maddening pink-haired girl. But I'd be the only one to announce I was gay; my other male friends that are gay haven't publicly announced it. Whatever. She'll probably die during training…

I heard Iruka-sensei announce I was on my 'crush's' team. Kami-sama must hate me. I jumped out of my seat and feigned joy and excitement. I heard Kiba snicker and I know Shino rolled his eyes behind those dark sunglasses of his. As usual, Shika simply said 'troublesome.'

After all the teams were announced, I exited the classroom, heading home. Upon arriving at my apartment, I slipped into my pajamas and laid in bed. Sleep wouldn't overcome me, so I began thinking about the events of the day. Shit. Sasuke's face kept flashing in my mind. Hm, he did have quite a nice face. Very handsome. Aw, crap. What am I thinking? Anyway, that bastard would never be interested in me…

My eyelids finally began to droop shut.

"Hey! Where is everybody?" I looked around the classroom of the academy. Empty. I sat down in the seat and waited for everyone else to arrive.

I heard the classroom door opened and I looked to the back where the door was situated.

"Hey, Naruto."

-What the fuck? What's he doing here looking friendly and calling me by my first name for that matter?-

"Teme," I replied.

He nonchalantly walked towards me, hands in his pockets as usual. For no apparent reason, he jumped on my desk and stared at me, with playful eyes.

"What are you doing, Teme?" I inquired.

Roughly, he grabbed me by the shoulders and threw me onto the desk.

"Itai! What the fuck do you think you're doing?"

He didn't answer; well, not verbally, but he did so physically. He straddled my waist and pinned my arms above me head. He smirked.

"What do you think I'm doing, Naruto?"

"You—" I was cut off by his lips. Déjà vu. Once again, my eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. I succeeded in opening my mouth to yell at him, but he maneuvered his tongue into my mouth, ceasing my voice to function at all. He pressed his warm tongue against mine and I moaned at the new sensation. Pinning my wrists under one hand, he slipped his right hand under my black shirt and orange jacket and brushed his thumb over a nipple.

I felt a spark shoot its way down to my groin and I shut my eyes and threw my head back slightly. Sasuke released my wrists from his left hand and continued his ministrations on my chest with his right hand as his left one unzipped my jacket.

"Sit up," he commanded.

I didn't know what to do. What he was doing felt so good, but, we barely knew each other and I didn't know what he planned to do. I guess I was contemplating too long for that bastard as I was brought back to reality, with an automatic jerk from my body, as he put his hand under my matching orange pants and began rubbing my member.

"I thought that would get you to sit up," he said with a smirk. Oh, that smirk pissed me off.

"Quit it, teme!" I yelled. I attempted to release myself from him, but he held me in place and lightly brushed his thumb against my slit.

"Oh fuck," I groaned, falling onto my back.

"You like that, Naruto?" he whispered into my ear.

I couldn't breathe. My member couldn't breathe; it seemed to be suffocating from its clothed encasement. I had to bite my lip to prevent me from moaning out loud when he moved his hand up and down my member with more speed.

"Hm, Naruto? You look like you're enjoying this." The insides of my stomach to felt as if they were on fire. I can't describe it. My stomach felt, like something just kept building up inside it.

I whimpered, feeling precum leak out, as he rubbed the tip of my member. I opened my eyes from its previously closed state and looked into Sasuke's. Kami-sama, he was beautiful.

With one more stroke, I came, back arching off the desk and my member thrusting further into his hand.

"Sasuke," I panted.

"Hm, beep?"

-Eh?-

"Beep, beep," Sasuke said.

Beep. Beep. Beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep BEEP!

I sat up straight in bed. Holy shit! I shifted uncomfortably, feeling a wet substance on my thighs and boxers. I just had a fucking wet dream about that bastard!

I ran to my bathroom and stripped out of my filthy clothes. I turned on the shower and stood under the hot water.

What does this mean? Do I like Uchiha Sasuke? Or did I just have this type of dream after that kiss yesterday? Those thoughts died away as I realized what day it was and what time it was.

"Oh crap! I have a meeting with Sasuke, Sakura, and our new sensei in five minutes!"

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omfgggggg. Oh my goodness. What have I written?! Omgosh. . smuttt

Instead of "holy shit" I originally had "holy schmoly" (which is something I do say), but I figured ppl would find it too awkward coming from naruto. Anyway, people would wonder why naru isn't cussing there when he's cussing (more worse) in various parts of the story.

Ciao. Gonna sleep. Please review!