A/N: Requested by Eowyn1 on a LiveJournal drabble post. Prompt: Rangiku/Orihime, slip.

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Orihime was truly a wonderful liar, but only to herself.

She'd honestly only meant to bring Rangiku-san a new bottle of shampoo. Slipping on the wet floor and falling face-first into the bathing woman's voluminous cleavage was absolutely an accident.

And that other time... the floor really had mysteriously tripped her and her mouth landing on a nipple was a weird coincidence but not anything to read into.

And when Rangiku finally gave up and kissed her properly, she really didn't like it and only went along because she didn't want to hurt Rangiku's feelings, because she was a nice girl like that, very good and normal and very not lesbian.

She didn't like the orgasm, either, or any of the seven after that.

Honestly.

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