Hi! This is my version of what would happen if one of the emo-ish characters lost their cool. Enjoy!
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Team 7 were on a mundane mission to escort a rather expensive prize-winning pet to a dog show in Water Country. They were camping in a small clearing and sitting around a campfire waiting for Kakashi to return with fish, when Naruto decided it would be fun to bug Sasuke.
"Hey Sasuke, Sasuke, hey, hey Sasuke, hey, Sasuke, Sasuke, hey Sasuke, Sasuke…"
FIVE HOURS LATER…
"Hey Sasuke, Sasuke, hey, hey Sasuke, hey, Sasuke, Sasuke, hey Sasuke…"
"WHAT?!"
Kakashi entered, fish impaled on some sharp, pointy sticks. He looked on in interest as the blonde idiot provoked the angsty brunette.
"Hi."
You could see the blood rushing to Sasuke's head. His face began to get red, steam issuing forth from his ears. Trembling, he began to speak…
"Do you mean to tell me, that I put up with 'Hey Sasuke' for FIVE hours... JUST SO YOU COULD SAY HI?!"
Naruto shrunk under the psychotic Uchiha's glare, where he watched the rather large vein over his left temple begin to throb dangerously.
"Uh, um, uh…yes?"
This was too much for Sasuke. "I SWEAR, NARUTO, I WILL TEAR YOU INTO PIECES, SHOVE YOU INTO A BOX OF EVERLASTING FLAME, AND THROW YOU INTO THE LAKE OF ETERNAL FIRE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, FOX-BOY," he shrieked at the boy as loud as he could.
Sakura twitched, and nearly fainted. "Sasuke just lost his cool…"
"Oh…my…God…" Kakashi uttered.
Naruto was shaking and crying out "Mommy, it's so dark…Mommy, why won't you hold me?", sobbing then issuing from the pit known as his mouth.
Sakura twitched again, and Inner Sakura could only sit in awe and fear, completely speechless. The dog, which had been barking nonstop since they left the main gate, fell silent, whimpering pathetically every second or so. Neji and Team Gai then popped out of nowhere.
"Did somebody just say the Uchiha lost his cool?" Neji said bluntly. He then produced a microphone out of thin air, and Lee had somehow managed to produce a camera.
"Hello, this is Hyuuga Neji, reporting live from the campsite of Team 7, where a crisis has just occurred. Sources say that the child prodigy Uchiha Sasuke has just lost his cool. When asked to comment on his thoughts of this matter, he only said, 'up yours'."
Neji paused, and placed two fingers to press a communicator into his ear. " Wait, this just in from the station, apparently Hidan, our religious roving reporter, has confirmed that several religions, including his own, have sent representatives to the station to confirm that the apocalypse has indeed begun. Several fangirls have performed a mass suicide, out of sadness, anger, or just plain disgust. That's all for now. This has been Hyuuga Neji, signing off."
"AAANNND CUT! Great job Neji."
"Thanks Gai. Lee, did you get all that?"
"Yeah, I got it," was the muffled response.
Neji grabbed a cup of coffee being held out to him by Gai. He sipped it, then spit it out. "GAI, I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR THREE SUGARS AND NO CRÈME, NOT ONE SUGAR WITH CRÈME!"
" Yes sir, right away sir, thank you, sir" Gai said in a reverent and fearful voice, scurrying away to find his coffee.
"Tenten. Script. NOW."
"Yes sir!"
Neji turned to Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi. "You four, I have an interview with you at five. Be in hair and makeup in three."
Team 7 gawked at the spectacle before them. Sasuke blinked, utterly bewildered beyond all belief.
"What just happened?"
"I think we all just got on TV, Sasuke."
Kakashi looked at Sasuke and Sakura.
"You two just now realized that?"
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That's It! That's my oneshot. I hope you liked. That story was just asking to be ended by a deadpan, ne? I enjoyed writing it, and I'm sorry if you think it's too short. I might make this longer, but I might not. I don't think I have time to, either. If you want it to continue to include all the emo-ish characters, send me a review! I will not disappoint my reviewers if they want it to keep going. Byes!