Mushroom….?

I bet your wondering why that word is there… well that's the title. –grins- I have to send out so many thank you's for those of you who reviewed. THANK YOU SO, SO, VERY MUCH!! I never, ever, in my million days of being alive, thought that I would get that many reviews. I expected maybe five and when I saw 17 I was like –jaw hits desk- OMG! And then I got 22 and my soul left me… O--

–laughs-

Well I decided to press my luck again and try writing another ficlet… and if it's off I apologize in advance… again. I still haven't read the books. I was going to borrow them from my wife (not really my wife by marriage She's a good friend of mine) but it was March Break this week so I never got around to getting them. Well I hope you enjoy! 3

And le gasp! I found out that apparently L dies -cries- Sorry for those who didn't know… guess I just ruined it for you…

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Misa stepped through the glass doors that opened automatically as she approached. She had just stepped into a building she was supposed to be modeling at, when to her surprise…amazement and some-what-ly horror, her mother was sitting on a waiting bench with Light and L. That wasn't the horror part. What was however was what her mother was holding…

"MOTHER!" Misa screamed running over to her meaning to grab the old photo book out of her hand but failed as the elder woman yanked it out of her reach passing it to L.

"Hello Misa dear." She greeted in a chipper voice and a bright smile. "I was just talking to these two boys, they say they're your friends. How come you never introduced us?" Her mother asked her voice tinted with a feint sadness.

Misa's shoulders sagged, a strap of her purse falling off, "I wouldn't really call them my friends, mother."

L looked up from the brown, leather-bound book to the blonde giving her an innocent smile, laced with evil intent. "These pictures of you are just adorable Misa-chan."

Misa felt the tips of her ears turn red. Those were very old pictures. Very Old Private pictures! Many of them embarrassing ones from her childhood. Damn her mother for bringing the accursed book here! Launching herself forward she tried several times to grab the book back from the detective. But each time she was unsuccessful as L jumped out of the way.

Tossing the book to Light, the brown haired genius, who wasn't acting so smart messing with the blonde, took off running around the room. In much the same fashion as L had done before, Misa chased the teen around the room.

But neither of the Death book holders noticed a small rectangle piece of paper, fall out of the album in Light's hands. L leaned forward on the balls of his feet and scooped it up out of the path of his two 'acquaintances'. Grinning the black haired youth looked over at Misa's mother who was watching Light and Misa with a large smile on her face.

"They look like they're having such fun. Don't you agree Detective L?" She asked hearts and sparkles appearing above her head.

"Uhh... Sure…" L sweat dropped turning to watching the two for a minute… turning back to Misa's mother, he held up the picture he had just picked up. "Can I borrow this?"

With L being only up to her waist, the mother, (yes okay she remains nameless tell me to get over it) kneeled down sitting in seiza position beside L. "Sure dear. But what are you going to do with it?" She asked watching the monkey child slid his bag closer to him.

"Nothing too bad." L chuckled bringing out his laptop, and for the sake of our story, a portable scanner and a digital camera. (Oh the shame. Woe is me, for you got to love that you have everything you need… I'm so lame) Snapping a few pictures of the two running around the room, L quickly hooked up his camera to the laptop and scanned the photo he had 'borrowed'.

Misa's mother watched with a clueless smile on her face over his shoulder.

(Misa's mother is going to be very young in this story… Wait! Okay, hold up on the story for a minute… Does Misa even have a mom? ACK! The inconsistencies of not reading the story! … -.- -kills self- Uhh Sorry…- ish dripping blood on keyboard- I don't know anything… just kinda… my informer of DeathNote couldn't be contacted because my Internet was down when I wrote this… so go with it please… -bows and walks out of room-)

L quickly uploaded the picture from the scanner and camera onto the Internet... actually right onto Misa's fan-page. He was halfway through putting up the one he had just borrowed from the elder woman beside him when he felt chills go up his spine. "Hello Misa-chan!" he laughed not turning around.

Indeed, Misa was standing right behind him.

"L. What are you doing?" her eye twitched and her voice was full of malice for the older boy.

"Um…" Okay L just be truthful… "Uploading a picture…" Baddd idea L…

"Which picture?" the model asked a bad feeling in the pit of her stomach as she pushed L out of the way, squishing his face into the floor, to see what he had done.

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"WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Misa's scream could be heard throughout the entire building, down the street and into the next prefecture.

The picture L had downloaded onto Misa's fan-page had been one of her in grade school. She had 'cute widdle dimples' in her cheeks, and her hair was cut short in a mushroom type style, with a little pigtail sticking out the side of her head. Her toothy grin took up most of the space on her face with the metal brace she had on her teeth. She was even wearing a cute pink frilly dress.

Suffice to say; when the camera zoomed back into the lobby of the building, the bloodied body of L was shoved into the corner. His funeral will take place in a week from Friday. L you will be sorely missed… I just wish I knew you well enough to know what I'm missing. –Salutes-

Misa started hyperventilating as she grabbed the side of the computer screen. "How do you take this off!?" For a moment she regretting digging her heel into the side of L's head… but only for a moment and that was only because he knew how to take the pictures down. She would have asked Light to do it, but he was out cold in the other corner of the room, the photo book now safe in her bag.

"Why would you take it down Misa, dear?" Her mother chided hugging her daughters' arm. "It looks wonderful! And besides, look how many people have commented on it."

To Misa's horror her mother was right… Many people had seen the horrible photo…Many, many, many people. Too many people… she decided. Whipping out her DeathNote she wrote in it 'L's computer' over and over and beside it, 'dies in a small explosion'. A minute or so later, a small explosion could be heard where the computer was supposed to be, but now the only thing there was a mushroom cloud. Misa's maniacal laughter could be heard all around the world… Too bad it never got rid of the photo…

XP sucker…

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Well there we go… another few hours of my life and a few minutes of your precious time gone down the drain…again… Hope you liked it. Now I get to ramble for a few minutes.

© DeathNote… to uhh, What's his face... the dude who made it.

This idea was mine this time around, Sorry if it's been done before but I did it again. Last time the idea was done but I didn't know. And when BuddhaCat told it to me I just nearly died of laughter. So the mushroom word you now know stands for the haircut and the smoke cloud from the demise of L's computer, hehe.

Again, any inconsistencies are entirely my fault. Good Day.

It's odd too. This part was so much longer then the last one. I think the last chapter had only 8 hundred and some words… okay it was only 768 words. And this one is like 1,398 words. XD heh he Wow. Okay I'll shut up now…let you get on with your lives… Most likely see you later…