Mario VS. Nature

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"OK, have we got everything?"

Mario and his friends were going camping and Mario was checking everything was ready.

"Mario?" Said a nervous Peach.

"What about the toilet? Where will we go?" Whimpered Peach, looking nervous.

"We go behind a bush or tree and relieve ourselves," said Mario not looking a bit bothered.

"Good. Better put in my camera just in case…" Thought Peach, slipping in her camera sneakily.

"Right then. Camping here we come!" said Mario enthusiastically as they got into the car.

Once halfway there…

"Mario I really need the toilet!" Said Luigi, on the verge of bursting.

"Luigi why didn't you go before we got in the car?" Asked Mario as he drove towards the entrance to mushroom forest.

"I did I just need to go ag…" Luigi stopped.

"Luigi? Bro? LUIGI!" Yelled Mario; wondering why Luigi had stopped. But, he still did not get a reply.

"Err Mario… Luigi's wet himself…" Said daisy as she pointed near Luigi, who had a big, wet, foul-smelling patch in his blue overalls.

"Yuck!" Said Peach as she went and closed her nose with her fingers to stop the pee smell from entering her nose.

" Hey everyone! We are here!" Said Mario, as he got out of the car and beckoned everyone to get out

"Oh Peach, will you get everything out of the car please? I'll help too!" Said Mario, as he got the boot open to start getting out the gear.

"OK forest; Mario and his mates are coming, so watch out!"