What's It Like to be the Uke?
Rating: T
Warnings: Shonen-Ai/Yaoi (boyxboy) OoCness. Plot twists.
Pairings: KabuSasu. Slight SasuNaru. Tiny sorta OroKabu if you squint really hard.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the story idea.

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"What's it like to be the uke?"

Wow. Did he just say…? I think he did. The older nin stared at each other with a curious expression. Here they were, eating dinner, when Sasuke randomly blurts out his question. Needless to say, Kabuto and Orochimaru were speechless.

Sasuke stared at them, he wanted an answer to his question, but what was he getting? Blank. Stares. It wasn't funny!

Kay, it was. But don't tell Sasuke this.

Orochimaru played with the food on his plate idly, staring at Sasuke, "And why does one want to know this?"

Sasuke flailed, "I had another dream that me and Naruto were having sex again! And he wouldn't tell me why he liked being the uke."

Kabuto choked on his food. Orochimaru giggled a bit. Sasuke just sat there, being serious. After a few minutes, Orochimaru spoke up, "I don't know. I've always been seme. Ask Kabuto."

And so he did. And what he got for an answer was a 'Ask me again and I'll cut your manhood off while you sleep' glare, then Kabuto left. Followed soon by Sasuke who wanted an answer to his question and was going to get it, no matter what threats Kabuto gives him.

Orochimaru blinked, "Well that was interesting."

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Kabuto was reading when the question came up again.

"Come one, Kabuto! I want to know why being an uke is so…likable."

Kabuto glared at the younger nin. How freaking annoying can one person be? Especially Sasuke Uchiha. The so-called quiet kid. Well he wasn't being quiet now, was he? Kabuto glared at him, "Listen, the seme freaking gets to do all the work and most likely decides on how the sex ends up. The uke doesn't, but he gets more pleasure and doesn't freaking have to do anything. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? GOOD. Go away."

Sasuke blinked. That didn't really answer his question. "Kabuto. You suck. I said what is it like to be the uke, not freaking the difference between the uke and seme. I KNOW that,"

Kabuto slammed his book down, grabbed Sasuke by the wrist, and dragged him to the nearest room. If Sasuke was going to be an ass about it, then Kabuto is going to show him what it's like to be the uke; the hard way.

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So. Kabuto finally showed Sasuke what it was like to be the uke using a projector that has very scarring images of mansex (No, Kabuto didn't rape him, you perverted readers). Sasuke makes the decision never to ask Kabuto anything again. Orochimaru got an award for being the sexiest villain alive (he also now has Itachi after his head.). Sasuke decides he will discover what it's like to be an uke next time some smexy seme come around. And Naruto has a random dream about Sasuke being his uke. So everyone is happy. Except Itachi.

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Hope you liked it xD The next and last chapter will be uploaded later, it's basically just going to be Itachi getting back at Orochimaru and Sasuke discovering the wonders of being an uke. Yeah. Reveiws will make the second chapter come faster.