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Words Lily Uses.

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James Potter has finally realized that when you have Lily Evans' for a girlfriend, you get the WHOLE package, including emotions and everything else. She has used many of these words whenever they're in an agrument. When he realized they meant SOMETHING ... that was usually IMPORTANT. So he decided to write them down for future reference. And they've been going out for quite awhile now. It took some time for James to record all of this.

FINE : This is the word that Lily uses to end an agrument we are having. It also usually means that she is right and I need to shut my mouth.

FIVE MINUTES : If Lily is getting dressed, then it's HALF AN HOUR. How long does she need to get dressed ? Okay, onto the point. Five minutes is ONLY five minutes if I've just been given five more minutes to do something stupid before I have to go and do my homework.

NOTHING : This is calm before HURRICANE LILY strikes. It means "SOMETHING" and I should be ready for the blow. Our agruments that begin with this always end in the first one written. ( FINE )

GO AHEAD : This is a dare that she uses on me. It's absolutely NOT PERMISSION ! Must remember NOT to do it.

LOUD SIGH : Well, it's actually not a word, but is a non - verbal statement often misunderstood by me. A "Loud Sigh" means that Lily thinks that I am an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and agruing over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements that Lily can make. Seriously. "That's Okay" means that Lily wants to think LONG AND HARD before deciding what punishment I should get for my little stupid mistake.

THANKS : Lily is thanking me. Don't question WHY OR HOW. And do not faint. Just say "You're welcome, Lily."

Oh, and before I forget.

WHATEVER : This is Lily's way of saying !#$ YOU ! And amongst other things that I will not mention.

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