Hypocrites, all of them.

I don't know why I even bother, I can't achieve anything. I'd say it was because I'm a girl, but look at Captain Holly Short, it's disgusting. She's the biggest hypocrite of them all.

They look at me and they see a bimbo, a blond, beautiful, spoiled idiot. I mean, if somebody is blond and beautiful then they have to be stupid, don't they?

Hypocrites.

They use me, they use me for their videos, for their public campaigns, I'm their spokesperson, the face of the LEP, but when it comes time for a real mission, they won't even listen!

They don't even think about me. Do they know that I have broken Commander Root's airspeed record four times? Do they even think about how I brought in thirty goblins in a week after the B'wa Kell rebellion? No, because I'm beautiful, and I am blond. The only thing I could be capable of is to sit there and look pretty while they all drool over me.

Hypocrites!

I've never received a promotion. Holly Short sits in her fancy office and looks down on me, all high and mighty. She thinks she is superior; she is a real woman who fights for the people. She looks down on me because I am pretty and frowns because I am stupid, if only they knew.

I received the highest grades in the LEP academy. I studied every night for months to get those scores! There's a rumor going around that my scores were raised because I am a descendant of Frond. Holly even believes it.

HYPOCRITES!

They say they want equality, female rights. They hate the mud men for doing to everybody else what they do to me.

Every day I endure teasing. "Watch out for that pole blondie" they'll say, or "Intelligence test, what's one plus one? Oh, I'm sorry Lili, did I hurt your brain?" They could at least come up with some decent insults, those are just pathetic. I endure sexual harassment from every single one of them. Wolf whistles, bad dumb blond jokes, anything and everything. I hate them!

HYPOCRITES!

A/N: Hey, I wrote this in under two minutes! I hope that it doesn't show too too badly XD Please, please, PLEASE constructively crtisize.