Once upon a time...there was a stupid boy name Claym. He thought that his friend was in love with his ex-girlfriend, the princess, Katnappéllses. His friend's name was Jackkery. Or Mattery? Jackkery. Claym thought it was his business to tell Jackkery, the village fool, that Princess Katnappéllses would never like him because he smelled bad. But for some reason, he needed to consult his "friend", Raimundoroso to come up with a plan.

Even though all he had to do was tell Jackkery. So one day Claym went to a party for nerds and found Jackkery there. He said to him "dude, I'm gonna tell you this all nicely as I can." Jackkery stared. "You smell like a pig who just took a mud bath in the middle of July so you have sweat dripping all over your back and everything like that and also..."

SMACK! Jackkery slapped Claym. "you'll never understand me!" he screamed in a girly high-pitched voice. He ran away.

SMACK! "WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?" Raimundoroso whacked Claym on the back and yelled at him.

"Shutup smartiest one."

PUNCH!

"Whaaaaa! Wha! Whaaaa! He hit me whaaaa!" Claym was crying

"EVERYONE SHUTUP!" Kimikorisa screamed. "Claym you're such a wimp! Princess Katnappéllses has arrived!"

Everyone gasped.

"Hello, I'm Princess Katnappéllses. Heaven is a happy place where people will always be kind and nice and happy and love little ugly kitties!" Princess Katnappéllses said.

"I love you Katnappéllses!" Jackkery screamed. He jumped up the stairs and grabbed her hand. "Marry me!"

"Ew!" Princess Katnappéllses shrieked. "I don't love you! My heart belongs to someone else!"

Claym's head looked up wistfully. 'Could it be? Could it be? You were always meant for me could it beeee? That's it's yooooou? That it's yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu?'

"I love little Tinkleballs!" Princess Katnappéllses said, holding up a little kitty. "He's my favorite out of all my 472 cats!"

Awwwww

"Or do I love Kittyface more?" Katnappéllses said, holding up a different cat.

"Or Kittykins?"

"Or Smoochiebaby?"

"Or Sillysnookkums?"

"Or..."

She went on and on, not noticing Jackkery's broken heart beside her. "You don't love me?" Jackkery whimpered, looking up at her with teary eyes.

Katnappéllses stared down at him, a cat held up high in her hands. Then she scrunched her nose in disgust. "No way. You smell funny."

"Told you!" Claym yelled at him.

"I'm gonna sue you!" Jackkery screamed. That's when Kimikorisa shot him

with a tomato.

Then everyone started throwing tomatoes at Jackkery and he ran out crying.

"HOORAY!" everyone cheered, congratulating each other on their terrific throwing skills.

"Yeah smartiest one!" Claym yelled out. Everyone got very quiet.

"Claym, smartiest is not a word." Kimikorisa said. They all stared at him. Then someone came up behind him and whacked him in the head with a giant nerdy calculator.

"WHOO RA!" Everyone shouted even louder than the last cheer.

"Everyone party!" Princess Katnappéllses yelled out and turned on some Zoegirlz music. She began waltzing with one of her cats, throwing each one down a second later and picking up a different one. Everyone danced and had a great time since Claym and the smelly guy were no longer around! Who Za!

The End

-Author's Note: My sister was bored in digital imaging because she had finished her project and the teacher said she could do whatever she wanted and she sent me a lovely little story in an email. So she wrote this but she doesn't have an account. So it's all mine! Bwahahaha!

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