Things The Animal Crossing Characters Would NEVER Say!

Mog Anarchy

Phrases that would never leave the lips of Tom Nook:

I said; you buy one, you get one free!

It's okay, you can pay me next time.

Oops, that shirt has a button missing – you can have it for 400 bells cheaper.

Oh wow, a wallet. I better hand this in to Copper.

Oh, don't be silly, there's nothing worth selling that you find at the dump.

That's on special offer today.

It's okay Groucho, you can pay me next time.

Forget about it, it's on the house.

Okay, it's on your tab.

Clean up in aisle nine!

Help yourself to anything you like from the candy rack.

No thanks, I'm on a diet.

Salad MUST be seasoned with balsamic vinegar – there's simply no contest.

Here, here's 100 bells, get yourself something nice.

What would I like? A special salad, and a diet coke, please.

Wo ho ho ho ho! You get a Christmas bonus!

It's okay, tips aren't customary.

Everything must go!

That's not for sale; you can have it for free.

I'll let you have it for half price.

No, no. You can have it, I don't mind.

So, that's two hundred bells for those apples… And here's your tip.

No thanks, I've just eaten.

This old thing doesn't fit me anymore… I think I'll donate it to charity.

Yay, let's recycle!

I'm doing my bit to help out those less fortunate than myself.

Hey Macarena!

It goes around the world; like la la lalala!

Hey, would you like to help me? I'm baking cookies.

Do you want the last slice?

Whew, I'm stuffed, I can't eat another bite.

This was worth sixty bells when I bought it… You can have it for ten.

Going… Going… GONE!

Urp, I think I ate too much.

McDonalds? Yuck, don't be disgusting.

Cha-cha, real smooth!

I am NOT a squirrel!

Anything that makes you happy, that's all I care about.

Yes, what is it? Do you require a raise in your allowance, Timmy?

Ah-ah! You've insulted my honour, we shall engage in combat!

Oh dear, late for work again? What's wrong, was there a lot of traffic?

No worries, I can spare five bells.

Yum, low in fat.

Just a second, I'm counting the calories.

Ninety-eight… Ninety-nine… One-hundred. There; one hundred press-ups. Now, for the treadmill!

Nyaaaaaaooow! (Plays air-guitar)

Are you ready to RAAAAWK?!

Could you pass the spinach?

Oh boy, BROCOLLI!

Money's not important. As long as I have my loving friends, and a tasty apple, all is well with the world.