Ch. 2 Consequences of Thinking too Hard

"I don't know what the hell you're talking about." This is what she got for screwing some random dog that could turn into a man, albeit an extremely hot man. She was more than ready for some wild sex marathon, but instead he calls her Kikyo! Her rival. What the hell?

"I'm so not ready for this, you can go find your Kikyo. I need to come."

Inuyasha knew she was lying but hearing the frustration in her voice he sighed; "Fine, after you come, we're going to have a talk."

"What are we, lovers?" Kagome moved away from where she lay to closer to the coffee table that had pens, pencils, and paper scattered over it. "Come on get your puppy up so we can start."

Kagome sat on top of the table and spread her legs wide open, so Inuyasha would have a clear view of her fingering her dripping pussy and scooping up Inuyasha's and her cum to rub around her tits. With that to watch, it didn't take him long to get ready again. Inuyasha growled as he pulled her down and entered her again, sticking an index finger in her ass at the same time.

Whenever Kagome lifted her hips to meet Inuyasha's thrusts she felt the finger slip out and enter her again when she lowered them. That and the sensation of Inuyasha's cum drying on her skin as he blew on her tits sent her on a long awaited orgasm.

Feeling her constrict around him, Inuyasha slammed his entire length into her as well as a second finger into her anus. He began to shoot into her when he felt her jerk away from him until he popped out, he than saw her replace him with a handful of pens and pencils.

"Wh-what the f-uuuck?" Inuyasha groaned out as the rest of his cum shot out onto the coffee table before him.

Kagome fingered herself for a few more moments, to prolong her orgasm, but she finished before Inuyasha regained his composure, and abruptly stood up.

"Where the hell do you think you're going? And what the hell was that just now?"

"Shower. You use the other one it's on the right from the kitchen." Without bothering to respond to his second question, Kagome stalked out of the living room.

By the time Inuyasha reached the bathroom Kagome had entered, he found she had locked the door and the shower was already running. He glanced at the clock. Nine. He'd have to get to the Jewel soon, and he didn't want to show up smelling like he just had cum smeared all over him. Not that he minded, personally it was turning him on.

Following the woman's directions he found the shower and turned it on. After waiting a few moments he entered the shower.

'What the fuck is wrong with this girl. Pretending she's not Kikyo.'

The law clearly stated that performances at strip clubs could expose their breasts, as long as the genitals were covered. Rumor had it, tonight, B. Skin (his rival strip club) was going to have this bitch Kikyo, fucking a stick without actually exposing anything illegal. He'd laughed it off at first, figuring the club would get shut down. But then he heard the police chief was in on this, and would get free "service" from the girl.

He'd have to find a way to draw in customers his way later, but as for tonight... Inuyasha was expecting very few customers. Hell, having met the girl, he'd rather be at B. Skin too.

When Inuyasha finally got out of the shower, he grabbed a towel to dry his hair and walked out of the bathroom completely nude. Maybe he'd get to poke her one more time before he had to go.

Looking around, she wasn't in the living room or kitchen or anywhere else for that matter.

"Well, fuck you too," Inuyasha muttered before morphing into a dog and leaving.

Kagome had waited for over half an hour for him to get out of the shower, she had assumed he was going to go at it, solo, in the shower, so she had ran out in case she'd be late for her job. What kind of guy takes so fucking long in the shower? But then again, he had probably been very dissatisfied, despite his release. Kagome smiled to herself before slipping into a building by a back door.

"You're late."

She had been hoping not to see Kikyo today. Especially after he called her Kikyo. "Sorry, five minutes late. Next time I'll be five minutes early. Alright?"

"When I tell Naraku that you were late again, I hope he throws you out."

"Yeah, so do I." Kagome muttered. She had danced at B. Skin since she was eighteen after her father sold her to pay off a couple of loan sharks. But that was years ago, when she had learned her contract was for a lifetime, and accepted the fact that she'd be stripping for long time to come. At least it was better than blatant prostitution, although stripping was still along the lines of selling ones body.

Kagome walked into the dressing room that was already filled with other girls, some dressing up, others stretching. Among the girls who were practicing a random routine, she found Sango.

"Hey, you'd never guess what I did today."

"Finally used a cucumber? I always thought it was weird for you to stock up on so many."

"No, I told you. Cucumber masks makes your skin whiter, and helps me look more virginal. Anyway, I picked up a stray dog..."

"Oh my god! That's sick. In a very kinky way."

"Hey, I know you use Peanut Butter to tempt Kirara."

Sango rolled her eyes, "Hey she's better than any man I've ever come across at eating pussy. So was it any good?"

"It turned out to be a man..."

"Huh?"

Seeing Sango's obvious confusion, Kagome explained everything that had happened to her in the past four hours. Yes, that man had amazing stamina...

"Son of a bitch! He called you Kikyo?"

Inuyasha was in a bad mood. Miroku knew it the moment he walked in through the revolving doors. "What? Some girl turned you down?"

Inuyasha glared at him. "No, that only happens to losers like you who use lame pick up lines."

"Hey, 'Will you bear my child' is not a lame pick up line. It shows I'm ready to commit."

"Yeah, and that's why it never worked. They know you're lying before you even introduce yourself."

Miroku studied him curiously. "Someone did walk out on you." It wasn't a question. Once it became obvious that Inuyasha wasn't going to explain, Miroku changed the subject. "So find that Kikyo? I told you kidnapping wasn't going to work."

"Shit!" He'd found her alright, but he sure as hell forgot about kidnapping her. Who would have thought that fucking in his dog form would feel so great? It blew him away, in more than one ways.

"Fuck, Inuyasha I can't believe you forgot, not that I expected much on your part." Miroku let out a dramatic sigh, "If it had been me, I would have wooed her into arms and swept her away to have wild sex in a dungeon."

"Why the hell a dungeon? Wait, I don't want to know."

"It's alright, I won't feel comfortable explaining to you anyway. Well, since the show will go on despite our plans for the star, why don't we go watch it ourselves? I'm sure after we've seen the performance we'll be enlightened with new ways to... uh... We'll be enlightened."

"You just want to see the bitch stick something up." Inuyasha growled.

"You know you want to watch it too."

Inuyasha did not bother denying it, he just didn't want to be teased and not taken care of afterwards.

Inuyasha had only gone to B. Skin once before, and that was strictly on business, soon after he had opened his own club. He had never imagined that small dingy corner whore house would ever pose a challenge. As Inuyasha and Miroku stepped in through the glass doors, they were immediately greeted by some sort of stuffed primate.

"Who the fuck puts a monkey in the front entrance?"

Miroku just shrugged as a lady in a skimpy skirt led them to a table near the stage. It seemed they were just on time for Kikyo's show because behind the shoji screen doors on the stage stood a woman, and Inuyasha could smell it was her.

Techno music filled the room and the figure behind the screen began to move. Her hands moved along her breasts and down lower so it looked like she was grabbing her crotch, though no one could tell from the other side of the screen. Than a remixed version of Rolling Stone's Paint it Black began at the same time the shoji doors were slammed open.

If her movements behind the screen wasn't stimulating enough, seeing her in a virginal white lacy slip, with hair up with white ribbons, and a visible white garter on her thigh certainly had his pants straining.

I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

During her dance routine, Inuyasha watched as she bent forward and pulled out a paint brush from between her breasts. It was long, thick and black.

'Oh shit. That's what she's going to use?'

Inuyasha's eyes practically rolled back as she stroked the paint brush with one hand and played with the bristles before dipping it into her ink well.

'Oh God.' Whatever type of performance he had been expecting, he hadn't expected this.

A/N: Yes, the long long awaited third chapter. I just didn't feel like writing for a while... Sorry. For those of you who were wondering, there is no techno remix of Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones... If there was I'd kill whoever murdered the song with techno and those of you who were wondering... It's NOT a strip song. I just love old rock and I happened to be listening to the Rolling Stones while writing this... and the Paint Brush came to mind. And those of you who caught "ink well"... You can spend your time wondering whether it was her "ink well" or an actual ink well. And those of you who didn't catch it... YOUR'E NOT PERVERTED ENOUGH YOU DISAPPOINT ME! Anyway... REVIEW REVIEW REIVEW!!!