I do not know why I am doing this. It is very demented, probably a oneshot unless somebody REEEEEEEALLY wants another post.
FireintheSky has logged on
FireintheSky: Hello!
FireintheSky: Is anybody else on here?
FireintheSky: Sigh. I guess not. Hey! I will talk to myself! Hi, FireintheSky.
FireintheSky: Well, hello.
FireintheSky: How are you today?
FireintheSky: Very well, and…
Storm of Sand has logged on
Storm of Sand: Firestar! What the heck are you doing, insane person!
FireintheSky: Ahh! How do you know my name?
Storm of Sand: It's obvious, you mousebrain. Fire in the sky is like a fire star
FireintheSky: Oh. I knew that!
graystripeness74 has logged on
graystripeness74: Hi guys!
FireintheSky: GRAYSTRIPE!!! I thought you were taken by Twolegs!
graystripeness74: Yeah, but they have a computer and they let me use it!
Storm of Sand: WHAT? Why?
graystripeness74: Because all Twolegs are mousebrains, remember?
Storm of Sand: Good point.
graystripeness74: How did you get a computer, anyway, Sandstorm?
Storm of Sand: umm…
River of Silver has logged on
River of Silver: Hey! It's working!
graystripeness74: SILVERSTREAM!
River of Silver: GRAYSTRIPE!
FireintheSky: What are you doing here! You're DEAD!
River of Silver: Uh…
FireintheSky: I meant that in the nicest way possible.
River of Silver: StarClan has the most AWESOME internet connection!
graystripeness74: Really?
River of Silver: Graystripe! Do not kill yourself just to get better internet connection!
graystripeness74: But it's awful here!
River of Silver: Promise!
graystripeness74: Darn.
Storm of Sand: This is really weird. Dead cats using computers. Hey, how did any of us get a computer?
FireintheSky: I got it off eBay.
Storm of Sand: How did you get it at eBay if you didn't have a computer?
FireintheSky: Well…
River of Silver: HE STOLE IT! I SAW HIM! I SEE EVERTHING FROM UP HERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FireintheSky: NOOO! You can't know that!
graystripeness74: The Twolegs already had a computer when I came here.
River of Silver: You get one for free when you die!
graystripeness74: yeah?
River of Silver: Graystripe, if you have a computer with the Twolegs be happy about it and don't die!
Raveninflight400 has logged on
Raveninflight400: What's this about computers?
graystripeness74: Silverstream says you get one when you die!
FireintheSky: Wait - Ravenpaw?
Raveninflight400: Right!
Storm of Sand: You're all being really weird.
graystripeness74: But I want a better computer with better internet connection like Silverstream said!!!
Raveninflight400: Silverstream said that?
FireintheSky: Yeah. So…?
Raveninflight400: AHH! Zombie cats from the otherworld!!!!!!!!!!!!!
River of Silver: That's nice.
FireintheSky: Uh, Ravenpaw?
graystripeness74: Where did he go?
Raveninflight400: Hello?
FireintheSky: Ravenpaw? Is that you?
Raveninflight400: Huh? No, it's Barley. Ravenpaw didn't log off or something. Uh, is something wrong? Ravenpaw's running in circles like a maniac screaming, 'I must escape the undead!"
Storm of Sand: No… nothing's wrong.
Raveninflight400: O-okay. I'll get off then. HEY RAVENPAW BE QUIET I'M LOGGING OFF FOR YOU!!!
Raveninflight400 has logged off
River of Silver: That was strange.
Storm of Sand: Indeed.
Brambly Talons has logged on
Brambly Talons: What's with Ravenpaw? Why does he want to escape the undead?
River of Silver: It's kind of a long story.
graystripeness74: You can read the other posts to find out.
Brambly Talons: Okay…
FireintheSky: Hey! Is that Brambleclaw?
Brambly Talons: I wonder how you guessed.
FireintheSky: How's the best deputy?
graystripeness74: Hey!!!
FireintheSky: Sorry! But I had to appoint a new deputy! And he's really good, no offense.
graystripeness74: You're mean!
lion's roar has logged on
lion's roar: This is like a Gathering! There are so many cats on! Let's see, Graystripe, Firestar, Sandstorm -
Storm of Sand: Who are you?
lion's roar: Lionheart.
FireintheSky: But you're dead too – oops, sorry.
graystripeness74: Is Silverstream right? Do you have better internet connection in StarClan?
River of Silver: Don't encourage him!!
lion's roar: Yeah! We don't have that stupid dial-up.
graystripeness74: No fair! My mousebrained Twolegs only have dial-up. I mean, they make me get off every time they want to call someone.
Brambly Talons: For StarClan's sake, does it really matter?
graystripeness74: YES!!
River of Silver: No, it doesn't!
lion's roar2 has logged on
Brambly Talons: lion's roar2? Who's that?
lion's roar2: Hi dad!
Brambly Talons: Lionkit! What are you doing here?
lion's roar2: Leafpool let me use her laptop.
lion's roar: You copied my name!
lion's roar2: But I liked it…
Brambly Talons: Lionkit! GET OFF THE COMPUTER! Why did Squirrelflight let you on?
lion's roar2: She doesn't know.
Brambly Talons: Go back to the nursery now!
lion's roar2: no!
Tiger of Doom has logged on
FireintheSky: Oh no. I think I know who that is.
Tiger of Doom: HA HA, Firestar! You can never escape me!
Storm of Sand: Tigerstar!!
Tiger of Doom: I will take over your computers! All of cyberspace will be MINE! Bwahahahahahaha!
River of Silver: Where are you? You're not in StarClan!
Tiger of Doom: There are other skies besides Silverpelt, and there are hunting grounds not even StarClan knows of!
Brambly Talons: Tigerstar!
Tiger of Doom: Brambleclaw! You failed! You killed Hawkfrost instead of Firestar!
graystripeness74: Whoa. Really?
Brambly Talons: Yeah, but I had to…
Tiger of Doom: No you didn't! Now I will control your computers forever! Hahaha!
graystripeness74: Ahh! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger of Doom: You can't escape! Wait – what- what's happening? My computer's dying! Noooooooo…
Error – Tiger of Doom is no longer connected
FireintheSky: What happened?
lion's roar2: Oh, I put a virus in his computer.
Storm of Sand: Really?
lion's roar2: Yeah, it's really easy. You just have to upload the database, click on the link and crack the code on his computer.
Brambly Talons: Awesome, Lionkit! That's the makings of a warrior!
graystripeness74: Yeah, yeah, hooray and all that.
lion's roar2: Graystripe? Are you Firestar's friend? Are you a kittypet?
Brambly Talons: Lionkit! That's not nice.
lion's roar2: But it's true, isn't it?
graystripeness74: Uh, my Twolegs want to make a call. I have to go.
graystripeness74 has logged off
Brambly Talons: Thanks a lot, Lionkit.
FireintheSky: But he did save everyone.
River of Silver: Yay for Lionkit!
lion's roar: Lionkit! Lionkit! Lionkit!
FireintheSky: I'll just give you your warrior name now. You are Liontail.
Storm of Sand: I don't think you can do that.
FireintheSky: Too bad.
River of Silver: Umm… I think Sandstorm's right.
FireintheSky: Sucks for you!
Raveninflight400 has logged on
RaveninFlight400: Hello? Are the zombie cats gone?
River of Silver: BOO!
Raveninflight400: W-what?
Storm of Sand: Good timing, Ravenpaw. You just missed Tigerstar.
Raveninflight400: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Storm of Sand: Is he gone?
Raveninflight400: Sandstorm? It's Barley again. FOR GLAUX'S SAKE STOP RUNNING AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT RAVENPAW!!!
Storm of Sand: Glaux is from Guardians of Ga'hoole, not Warriors.
Raveninflight400: Oh well. I've been reading them. I can get confused once in a while. HEY RAVENPAW SHUT UP I'M LOGGING OFF FOR YOU AGAIN!
Raveninflight400 has logged off
FireintheSky: For StarClan's sake…
lion's roar: Why is Ravenpaw being so weird?
FireintheSky: I dunno… maybe he doesn't like zombies?
River of Silver: …I wonder…
lion's roar: Don't take it personally.
Brambly Talons: Yeah!
River of Silver: Okay. Oh, bye! I have to go create a prophecy!
River of Silver has logged off
lion's roar: Okay, I have to go with Silverstream. Bluestar wants me.
FireintheSky: Bluestar! Give her a message! Tell her…
lion's roar: What? I haven't got all day.
FireintheSky: Tell her… TELL HER THAT CHEESE IS GOOD!
lion's roar: O-okay…
lion's roar has logged off
lion's roar2: I'm leaving.
Brambly Talons: Me too. Lionkit don't think you won't get in trouble for this!!!
lion's roar2: You're mean!
lion's roar has logged off
Brambly Talons: Kits…
Brambly Talons has logged off
Storm of Sand: I'm going to go, uh, hunt.
Storm of Sand has logged off
FireintheSky: I am alone once again…
FireintheSky has logged off
Yeah, demented… So if you really want another one, and I mean REALLY, then I might post another chapter.