I got high-speed internet access! YES! So Bluestar is feeling forgiving and Leafpool will finally get high-speed internet access! -everyone cheers-
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Azure Stars: I've been thinking, and I've decided that we should finally give Leafpool high-speed internet access.
River of Silver: Yeah. ThunderClan has suffered enough.
Leaves that are Spotted: What? But-
River of Silver: Oh, come on, Spottedleaf. Look at them. They're so small and cute from up here! Don't you see their patheticness? They've gone a moon without good internet access. A whole moon! Have pity on them, for StarClan's sake!
Leaves that are Spotted: We are StarClan.
River of Silver: Oh… right.
Azure Stars: Stop it, Spottedleaf. You're just angry cause you died and Sandstorm didn't.
Leaves that are Spotted: Thanks for reminding me.
River of Silver: So we agree?
Molepaw32: Sure.
Azure Stars: Yes. RIGHT, Spottedleaf?
Leaves that are Spotted: ………………
Azure Stars: All righty then!! Off to Leafpool's dreams!
River of Silver: Maybe we should send her a dream to get on the computer.
Azure Stars: Good thinking. I'll be back in a moment.
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Molepaw32: How long is this going to take?
River of Silver: I don't know. Prophecies are hard to send, especially ones telling cats to get on the computer.
Molepaw32: Why can't you just go up and say, 'get on the computer right now'?
River of Silver: Because it's just not done! We always have to make the messages mysterious and hard to understand!
Molepaw32: Why?
River of Silver: I have no idea! That's just the way things work.
Molepaw32: o-okay… Hey, I just came to StarClan. I don't know everything yet.
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Azure Stars: It worked! It actually worked! Leafpool's coming!
Leaves that are Spotted: Oh, great.
River of Silver: Stop it, Spottedleaf.
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Rebel Medicine Cat: Hello? Bluestar? Did you really send me a dream about having to go on the computer, or am I just crazy?
Azure Stars: Um… well, you are crazy, but-.
Rebel Medicine Cat: Oh.
Azure Stars: -but I still sent you the dream.
Rebel Medicine Cat: I thought so! Why?
River of Silver: We have something very important to tell you.
Rebel Medicine Cat: What? What?
Azure Stars: Ahem. -dramatic silence-
River of Silver: The silence is too long! Just get on with it Bluestar!
Azure Stars: fine, fine. Leafpool, we have decided to finally give you high-speed internet access.
Rebel Medicine Cat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU! I HAVE TO TELL FIRESTAR! NOW THUNDERCLAN WILL NOT BE DESTROYED FROM LACK OF INFORMATION!!!
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Azure Stars: She handled that well.
River of Silver: She sounded like Ravenpaw.
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Raveninflight400: Hey! You said my name.
River of Silver: I wrote your name. There's a difference.
Raveninflight400: Not really.
River of Silver: Right.
Leaves that are Spotted: Silverstream said that Leafpool was acting like you when she went crazy once we decided to give her high-speed internet access like we have here in StarClan.
Raveninflight400: StarClan has high-speed internet access? Cool!
Azure Stars: Yes, we do. Now back to the point-
Leaves that are Spotted: Silverstream wrote that Leafpool was like you because you go crazy too sometimes.
Raveninflight400: WHAT? You lie!
River of Silver: I DO NOT!
Raveninflight400: YES YOU DO!
River of Silver: PROVE IT!
Raveninflight400: FINE!
River of Silver: FINE!
Raveninflight400: FINE!
River of Silver: YOU ALREADY SAID FINE!
Raveninflight400: OH YEAH? WELL, PROVE THAT I'M CRAZY!
River of Silver: OKAY!
Molepaw32: …um…
River of Silver: I WILL TOTALLY PROVE THAT YOU ARE CRAZY!!!
Raveninflight400: NO YOU WON'T!!!
River of Silver: YEAH I WILL! Hey, Molepaw! Watch this!
Raveninflight400: It won't work! I don't care about zombies anymore!
River of Silver: Yeah right. Ravenpaw, ZOMBIES ARE ATTACKING!
Raveninflight400: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Molepaw32: Oh StarClan… I am surrounded by mentally unstable cats
Leaves that are Spotted: Well… there's nothing to do in StarClan but sit around and make up prophecies. That's why we all go crazy. You haven't been here long enough to know that.
Azure Stars: Speaking of prophecies, let's make one up now!
River of Silver: NO! Don't make it rhyme! Please don't make it have to rhyme!
Azure Stars: HAHAHA! Silverstream, make it rhyme!
River of Silver: NOOOO! Don't make me do it!
Azure Stars: Bwahahahaha! And make it a limerick about potato chips!
River of Silver: Why do you do this to me?!? I'm leaving!
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Azure Stars: There once was a fried chip name Bob. And all he would do is sob. Cause the prophecy said: many cats would be dead. So he tried to eat corn on the cob!
Leaves that are Spotted: That's a horrible prophecy!
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FireintheSky: Bluestar! Leafpool has told me that you decided to finally give ThunderClan high-speed internet access!
Azure Stars: Yes. Although someone didn't agree.
Leaves that are Spotted: Hey!
FireintheSky: Spottedleaf ! How could you do this?
Leaves that are Spotted: Because.
FireintheSky: Oh. Um. Ha! Who cares about you! Now ThunderClan will get information quickly!
Leaves that are Spotted: Fine! See if I care! I won't send you any more prophecies!
FireintheSky: Who need prophecies when you have high-speed internet access?
Leaves that are Spotted: I'M NEVER GOING INTO YOUR DREAMS AGAIN!!!
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Azure Stars: Whew.
Rebel Medicine Cat: Does this mean that you'll give Mothwing high-speed internet access too?
Azure Stars: I would… but I can't get into her dreams, remember? She doesn't believe in StarClan.
Rebel Medicine Cat: It's so sad…
FireintheSky: But who really needs RiverClan? ThunderClan will rule the forest! Yah!
Azure Stars: I'm not really sure you should do-
FireintheSky: Oh, come on, Bluestar! It would be so much fun!
Azure Stars: I don't know-
Rebel Medicine Cat: And then we can take away all the other Clan's internet access! We will have all of the information!
FireintheSky: YAY! It sounds cool! Come on Leafpool! Let's go become tyrants!
Rebel Medicine Cat: Yeah!
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Azure Stars: Oh great. Molepaw, are you still there.
Molepaw32: Um… yeah. That was weird.
Azure Stars: Living cats are weird.
Molepaw32: Yes.
Azure Stars: Hm. Now I need to send my potato chip prophecy to a random cat! Bye!
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Molepaw32: Er… right.
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