Minerva McGonagall walked down the 3rd floor corridor in a hurry. Ginny Weasley ran to her when she heard Parvati and Lavender in the midst of an argument over Harry Potter. Minerva arrived just when Parvati began muttering a hex upon her best friend. Her wand was raised in a threatening manor.

"Connubialis.." Parvarti began.

"Parvati!" Minerva shouted to get her attention. Parvati jumped and turned to face the direction the voice came from.

"Preoccupo!"

Parvati shuddered and winced when the hex hit Minerva. Poor Professor McGonagall started feeling a little warmer than usual.

"Detention! Both of you!" Minerva spat. Just as soon as her muscles tensed, she pulled her bottom lip between her teeth. "One week!" she added. Ginny, who reserved the spot to the right of Minerva, reached out her hand to the professor.

"NO! Don't bloody touch her!" Ginny was quite confused. "the first person she touches or that touches her is the sorry bloke that has to end the hex." Parvati turned to Lavender, "Do you think she could be AC/DC?" Lavender looked gob smacked. Ginny still looked confused, for a 6th year she really was quite naive. "I cursed her with a sexual frustration hex." Explained Parvati. Ginny pulled back her hand slowly in slight disgust. "I did it so Lavender would leave Harry alone and hook up with someone else." Parvati frowned. Minerva looked down at Parvati with her nostrils flaring as her body became flushed.

"Two weeks!" Minerva panted. Hermione came around the corner and stopped short.

'What in Merlin's name has happened here?' Hermione thought. She looked over at her beloved and incredibly tense professor. "What happened?" Hermione asked worried. Minerva shot a look at Parvati to keep her mouth shut, with that the girls scattered. Minerva tried smiling.

"What would make you think something is the matter?" Hermione watched as Minerva shifted her legs unnaturally and pulled her bottom lip between her teeth again. Hermione walked over to Minerva's side.

"frustration hex?" Hermione asked innocently. Minerva whimpered slightly.

'No, thank you. I have one already." Minerva shifted again and Hermione reached for her. "No, don't touch me... if you do..." Minerva's voice was thick and laced with desire. Hermione pressed her lips together and nodded as she moved her hand back to her side.

"Oh, connubialis preoccupo." Hermione looked up at her professor and paused with a weird look in her eyes. "I think we need to talk." Frustrated, Minerva groaned as she lead Hermione to her office.